The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Yep.

    I think mine is "happily married to 100 roaches" or something ridiculous.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Captain N is a really bad show.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Captain N, lolz

    my relationship status is "harem of cowgirls"...not really
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Panurge said:

    Captain N is a really bad show.

    DEEK made little good
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'd heard that Gameboy was a hated character, but he didn't phase me compared to the pure hatefulness of Simon,  Kid Icarus, and to a lesser degree, Mega-Man.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's been so long since I saw Captain N I don't even remember what it was like.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    it's been so long since I saw Captain N I don't even remember what it was like.

    There's a reason for that.
  • Happy 2004.

    Fossilmaiden wins
  • edited 2015-04-20 21:24:05
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    -moved-  
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One of Eddie's weirder habits was always his tendency to make up rules without telling anyone and then enforce them as though we were already supposed to know them.

    For example, he once decided he didn't want people using the word "fuck" in user titles or signatures. Rather than mention this publicly, or even modifying the profile page to reject signatures with "fuck" in them, he wrote a script that removed them from existing signatures. Which is to say, you could set your signature to "fuck", not knowing anything was wrong, and a little while later your signature would mysteriously be blank.

    One user, as I recall, believed this to be a glitch of some kind, and kept putting his "fuck"-containing user title back when it was deleted. And so Eddie banned him, becuase obviously he should have known that behavior was intentional and should have followed the rule that was never announced to anyone, including the other staff, up to that point.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    FUCK
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Anonus said:

    Panurge said:

    Captain N is a really bad show.

    DEEK made little good
    Older DiC (before Jean Chalopin left) seems like it was way better than later DiC. Even the toyetic, preachy shows like The Get-Along Gang were pretty good.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    One of Eddie's weirder habits was always his tendency to make up rules without telling anyone and then enforce them as though we were already supposed to know them.


    For example, he once decided he didn't want people using the word "fuck" in user titles or signatures. Rather than mention this publicly, or even modifying the profile page to reject signatures with "fuck" in them, he wrote a script that removed them from existing signatures. Which is to say, you could set your signature to "fuck", not knowing anything was wrong, and a little while later your signature would mysteriously be blank.

    One user, as I recall, believed this to be a glitch of some kind, and kept putting his "fuck"-containing user title back when it was deleted. And so Eddie banned him, becuase obviously he should have known that behavior was intentional and should have followed the rule that was never announced to anyone, including the other staff, up to that point.
    I rememebr that. I have to wonder if Eddie actually added rules and forgot he added them, or if he was actively setting traps for people.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    He always seemed to be a "take the hint" type on a site where explicitly mentioning things would have made more sense

    Or he might have been temperamental and malicious with that stuff, who knows
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah. TVT was mainly a teen and 20-something hangout, and if there's something teens aren't good at, it's taking a hint. I've said before that one of TVT's problems was assuming all its users were responsible adults that didn't need ground rules.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    One of Eddie's weirder habits was always his tendency to make up rules without telling anyone and then enforce them as though we were already supposed to know them.


    For example, he once decided he didn't want people using the word "fuck" in user titles or signatures. Rather than mention this publicly, or even modifying the profile page to reject signatures with "fuck" in them, he wrote a script that removed them from existing signatures. Which is to say, you could set your signature to "fuck", not knowing anything was wrong, and a little while later your signature would mysteriously be blank.

    One user, as I recall, believed this to be a glitch of some kind, and kept putting his "fuck"-containing user title back when it was deleted. And so Eddie banned him, becuase obviously he should have known that behavior was intentional and should have followed the rule that was never announced to anyone, including the other staff, up to that point.
    I may be wrong, but IIRC, that user was one of the staff themselves. Namely, one Bobby G.
  • edited 2015-04-20 22:06:21
    I'm going to attend a sustainability event.

    I have a McDonald's coupon for a buy-one-get-one-free Quarter Pounder With Cheese.

    Should I get two QPWCs at McDonald's before going to said event?

    (FYI QPWC is a sandwich that contains, among other things, a beef pattie that has 0.25 lb worth of mass before cooking.)
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Will they yell at you for eating not-organic beef/wheat/whatever at the event? If so, get them and save them for later; if not, get them and eat up.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It was Rumetzen I was thinking of who got banned for it, but I know Bobby got caught in the "why is my signature disappearing?" trap as well.
  • my signature now has "shit" in it

    banplz
  • ☑YES ☒NO

    I misread this subject line's second word as "ENSO".
  • This past week the Colorado House State, Veterans & Military Affairs took up six bills being pushed by the gun industry lobby. All six were voted down after lengthy testimony. “Is this the end of it?” you may ask. It should be but with the ability of legislative leadership to grant late bill status to legislation introduced after the deadlines, it may not be.

    TL;DR: Bills don't die when they are killed.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The most perplexing thing about the "fuck" thing is how Eddie implemented it.

    If most people wanted to prevent their forum users' signatures from containting certain words, the obvious solution would be to keep them from entering it in the first place. Had he added a simple blacklist feature to the profile page, with an error message like "Sorry, your signature contains a banned word", all the confusion would have been avoided.

    Instead he somehow decided the best way to handle this was to allow people to enter anything they wanted, then silently delete it affter the fact with no indication of what happened or why. Just...what?

    And that's not even mentioning the inanity of a "you can say 'fuck', but not in your signature" rule to begin with.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    he said it looked tacky
  • kill living beings
    having a profile page change wouldn't affect people who already had fuck in their signature
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Klinotaxis said: having a profile page change wouldn't affect people who already had fuck in their signature

    Yeah, but you could just go ahead and run the "delete signatures with 'fuck'" script
    once instead of having it be a recurring thing.
  • kill living beings
    yeah I mean it's still dumb
  • he said it looked tacky so he nailed them instead
  • political organizations and campaigns are now asking for donations in $3 increments instead of $5

    if tax laws didn't get in the way i could suggest that they try running f2p MMOs with microtransactions
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do princesses ever get to stay in hotels?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yes, but they need to be in one of their civilian secret identities.

    Like witness protection, but for princesses, so they can avoid assassination and briefly go under the radar.

    I don't know if this is a thing, but if it were a thing, I wouldn't be told about it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well then, it's time to break out the old fake ID!
    THE UNIVERSITY OF CENTRALIA
    DOUBLE HORSE ID

    ELLEN SMITHEE
    STUDENT (NON-PRINCESS)
    ID # 8675390
  •  ELLEN SMITHEE

    cwotudidthr
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the camera eye
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I assume that princess versus non-princess is on all University of Centralia IDs
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naturally!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    sometimes I feel weird for not being wild about LEGOs
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to like them, but was never all that adventurous with them which makes me feel inferior
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I liked LEGOs as a kid but I can't really say I care about 'em now.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I liked LEGOs as a kid but I can't really say I care about 'em now.

    LEGOs seem to be one of the Typical Nerd Interests
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i still like them, but i'm also bad at being adventurous with them
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I liked Lincoln Logs

    Also building towers out of paper cups.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Building towers out of paper cups was my shit.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I built towns out of shoeboxes and stuff like that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The thing about Legos, at least to me, is that you have to have a whole lot of them for it to really be fun.

    Like, you can buy little individual kits that come with a minifigure and a vehicle, but then you've only really got the parts to build that particular thing.

    What you need to do is get a couple of those big ol' buckets of Lego (do they still sell those?), toss in a few random sets you've found cheap, and get a big pool of Lego witch which to make fun things.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Lincoln Logs! I always loved those, though I'll admit I had a bad habit of gnawing on them. Central Avenue The Autistic Child liked the sensation of sinking her teeth into that lightweight wood.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I also had a bunch of Capsela stuff
  • i never could follow the instructions with lego
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I had some action figures from a failed 90s show about Sharkmen.

    I would make them the villain's henchman all the time.

    Everyone rode dinosaurs at all times, too.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    there were instructions????
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