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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    re-watching the movie now

    somehow I spent years not minding the whole "hyenas are inherently evil" thing but now I do
  • edited 2015-04-17 09:47:14
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oprah
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    naney said:

    you know what



    the lion king sucked ass
    quoting a two-year-old post because

    I just re-watched it

    And I wouldn't say it sucked ass but it felt kind of...underdeveloped? It doesn't help that Jeffrey Katzenberg got little bits of his Hollywood executive taint into it too

    And I'm not a huge fan of how lacking in handmade grit the Disney Renaissance look is either
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I feel kind of sad too because it was once one of my favorite installments in the Animated Canon
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (Names of note you'll see in the credits: Rob Minkoff, future director of Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Chris Sanders, the designer of the Beast and creator of Lilo & Stitch and future director of How to Train Your Dragon and The Croods, and Brenda Chapman, future director of The Prince of Egypt and Brave)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also, Tony Anselmo is credited as a Key Assistant. This is the same Tony Anselmo who presently voices Donald Duck
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh jesus

    Disney's logo scrubbing extends so far as to place "Distributed by WALT DISNEY STUDIOS MOTION PICTURES" at the end

    (Prior to 2007, Disney's movies ended with "Distributed by BUENA VISTA PICTURES DISTRIBUTION")
  • edited 2015-04-17 13:55:45
    naney said:

    sunn wolf said:



    image

    i kinda like this conceptually but the louis vuitton accessories kill it
    i am informed its not even real louis vuitton which is lol

    i thought it was the LV + that top that really killed it especially paired w the silver leggings, your replacements are v much better. come to the uk and work as a stylist for hilariously overpaid spanish premier league stars, wages about to rocket again because of that sweet new tv deal so theyll need to throw their money away on something
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Catching up: Ugh, Jamie Kellner. I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to torpedo all of Kids WB and replace it with, I dunno, sitcom reruns.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    http://www.nbcwashington.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/New-Royal-Baby-5-Things-to-Know-Kate-William-Prince-George-300131321.html

    I know, I know, Royals hype, but guys:
    If the bookies are to be believed, the baby will be a princess and she will be called Alice.
    XD
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I got a speeding ticket. >_<

    53 in a 45
  • my sister in law, who is the kind of person who unironically reposts those 'LOL stands for Lucifer Our Lord' images, is posting a really long string of stickers on one of my fb statuses where ive asked if anyone has somewhere for me to stay in manchester. as far as i can tell this is apropos of nothing and im extremely confused
  • kill living beings
    ...stickers?
  • ^^ That does sound quite irritating. If my sister did that, she'd get a slap.
  • i think she was just trying to get my attention

    jeez lady just send me a message don't spam a status where im actually asking ppl for help
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'm not sure why I'm awake.

    Presumably because it's 6 PM but still.
  • Player A: The one who can sing the highest pitches
    Player B: The one who can sing the second-highest pitches
    Player C: The one who can sing the second-lowest pitches
    Player D: The one who can sing the lowest pitches.
    I'm actually surprised that I wrote this in a final project that got an A. 
  • these sriracha-flavored chips just taste like BBQ, I'm rather disappointed
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    diet pepsi? no.

    regular pepsi, maybe.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Jason
    Jason Derulo
    Get jazzy on it
    I'm that flight that you get on, L'international
    Arise ye workers from your slumbers
    Arise ye prisoners of want
    For reason in revolt now thunders
    And at last ends the age of cant.
    Away with all your superstitions
    Servile masses arise, arise
    We’ll change henceforth the old tradition
    And spurn the dust to win the prize.

    Refrain: 
    So comrades, come rally
    And the last fight let us face
    The Internationale unites the human race.

    No more deluded by reaction
    On tyrants only we’ll make war
    The soldiers too will take strike action
    They’ll break ranks and fight no more
    And if those cannibals keep trying
    To sacrifice us to their pride
    They soon shall hear the bullets flying
    We’ll shoot the generals on our own side.

    No saviour from on high delivers
    No faith have we in prince or peer
    Our own right hand the chains must shiver
    Chains of hatred, greed and fear
    E’er the thieves will out with their booty
    And give to all a happier lot.
    Each at the forge must do their duty
    And we’ll strike while the iron is hot.
  • naney said:

    image

    are u my mom
    that would be a bizarre twist of fate

  • so I had like a fuckin brush with death on my way home

    I'm walking alongside this little back country road between the church and the trailer park I live in, and mind you nobody fuckin uses this road, and I hear this faint wooshing sound. My brain has like half a second to process like "hey that's probably a car coming up behind me" so I step over and in that half-second this man goes from being so far behind me that I can barely hear his vehicle to going past me so hard that the gust of wind from his car nearly knocked me over

    I have no idea how fast he must've been going
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Scary :(
  • speed limit on that road is like 20 btw. It's near a horse farm.
  • anyway I have to get used to walking that route cuz that's how I'm getting to work when I start
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that happened to me one time when my cousin and I were walking to school, since we went to the same high school.

    I was hardly bothered by it. Near-death experiences happen every day!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    People with whom I have bloodfeuds:

    Glenn Seaborg (dude, you do not do that much to advance the sciences.  Leave some for everyone else)

    Neil "Degrass" Titan. (too hard to spell)

    Chevy Chase. (everything Chevy Chase has ever done.  His mere existence in this world is why baby humans cry.  Babies humans used to be born smiling.)

    William Poctor and James Gamble (stealing the most awesome last name in the world, and being named Gamble and not being awesome, respectively).

    Tom Hanks (he is not a hankerchief.  Anybody with the last name "hanks" should have the ability to become a handkerchief)



  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Titan? Poctor? At least have the decency to spell your enemies' names correctly.
  • edited 2015-04-18 03:15:57
    kill living beings
    it took me thirty seconds after seeing "Titan" to figure out what his actual name was

    you've broken me
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Kneel, The Grassy Tidus.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    it took me thirty seconds after seeing "Titan" to figure out what his actual name was

    you've broken me

    it's the same as chicken
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Caddyshack was an okay movie.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I woke up at 4 because my body decided that 6 hours of sleep was plenty

    I start a 12-hour shift at 8

    It's gonna be a long day
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Drive safely!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Will do

    I'm not tired or anything, just kinda tense
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    for i = 1:101
    fprintf('Dalmatian')
    end
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    $ yes "DEEP HURTING"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    neigh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mooooooo
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I meant Proctor.
  • Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, a couple of tralalas
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A conversation I end up having at least twice during each shift:

    TRUCK DRIVER: "It's super hot in here."

    ME: "Yeah, that's why I've got that door propped open."

    DRIVER: "Why not open both doors? Let a little breeze pass through?"

    ME: (slightly embarrassed) "Um...that other door doesn't actually open."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why doesn't the other door actually open?

    can't you princess magic it open?
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