The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2015-04-16 07:38:47
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh my god Lars is like some character from an un-made Animaniacs story

    "Cruella and an artist younger than her have a romantic relationship" not even "ACCESSORIZE OR DIE!" was this WTF
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why aren't you RUNNING AFTER THE MOVING TRUCK PATCH WHAT THE FUCK
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh my ogd Barry Bostwick's Thunderbolt is a w e s o m e
  • How Not To Shower:

    * get shampoo soap in eyes
    * make stinging worse by attempting to remove soap with a towel
    * get shampoo soap in mouth
    * rinse mouth with water whilst applying conditioner
    * fumble around for mouthwash on sink in a steamy bathroom
    * rinse mouth with mouthwash and rinse hair out
    * rinse eye out with cold shower water
    * switch shower off and curse existence
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Shampoo in your eyes makes me really glad I just don't use shampoo much any more. It is the worst. :(

    Just letting conditioner sit for a few minutes does the trick for me. 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i shampoo inconsistently now because i'm lazy
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    also why the fuck can't the whole movie be about Thunderbolt because GOD DAMN
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "How am I supposed to get my job back if YOU'RE ALL HAVING TEA?"

    makes me feel sad that in the series everyone was American so we had less American/British culture clashy stuff
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    is this bit where Cruella complains about Lars's spot piece supposed to be a subtle jab at people complaining about Disney's "Xerox" look (as seen in the original film)

    i...uh...

    GOD DAMN
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    fuck it I'm writing about this version of Thunderbolt
  • I use shampoo and conditioner because my hair is a bitch to tame. If I just use conditioner, my hair is a greasy mop. If I just use shampoo, I can't get a brush through my hair.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    >based upon the novel "The One Hundred and One Dalmatians" by Dodie Smith


    mistake bolded
    People seem to get that title wrong a lot, somehow.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Yeah, everyone knows that the book was called The Great Dog Robbery.
  • Burst into tears at University.

    Relapses, yay. 
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    That's bad. You okay?

    Me, I fell down, twisted my ankle and scraped my knee, and now I'm really damn sore.
  • I was talking about how I was not ready to be in a relationship, thought about my abusive ex and just burst into tears. My friend took me out and treated me to a hot chocolate. 
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Hot chocolate is nice.
  • Anonus said:

    "I am Lars, an undiscovered genius"


    poor Disney cheapquel story people: their ideas are weirder and more out-of-place than anything I could come up with

    these cheapquels were getting pretty out-there by the end anyway
    OH FICKLE BIRD OF INSPIRATION
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Lars Ulrich?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh
  • Permission to curl up in bed and cry a lot?
  • edited 2015-04-16 16:32:22
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Toadette
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Skyrim is 4 gigabytes. Lego Island is 20 megabytes. Skyrim is 200 lego islands.

    There was a time when Lego Island was described as a "shark's bite" out of a computer's memory.

    TLDR:  If games today were made with the graphics of games of the past, there would be no need to delete games to make rooms for new games on Terabyte computers.
  • edited 2015-04-16 18:22:07
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The first disk of Planescape Torment is 640 Megabytes.  32 lego Islands.

    The whole Planescape Torment is 1.1 gigabytes (55 lego islands), which my brother remembers requiring the uninstall of all other computer games he had at the time it came out.  Now he has a Terabyte computer.

    Nine hundred Planescape Torments worth of space.

    50,000 Lego Islands.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cadpig's Mom has got it going on
  • djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent djent

    the otehr day i listened to some djent to see how it stacked up compared to 09/10 when i listened to that stuff and cloudkicker is literallly the only okay songwriter to ocme out of that genre. and he is just a okay songwriter, now he just cranks out fairly standard drone, faintly downtempbro-smelling acoustic guitar-y wiffle and occasional post-metal, none of it is anymore than alright. rip djent you were a thing for about 18 months.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Aladdin's Mathquest requires 20 Megs of hard drive space, and 16 megs of ram.

    Does this count as needing 20 megs or 16 megs?
  • animals is leaders is still going and is now basically a vehicle for tosin to dress very fashionably and wank off his guitar
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think the djent sound is sorta ok but I was never into it

    meanwhile
    Aliroz said:

    Skyrim is 4 gigabytes. Lego Island is 20 megabytes. Skyrim is 200 lego islands.

    There was a time when Lego Island was described as a "shark's bite" out of a computer's memory.

    TLDR:  If games today were made with the graphics of games of the past, there would be no need to delete games to make rooms for new games on Terabyte computers.

    Don't tell anybody but I have the ROMs of many NES, SNES and Genesis games and all of 'em together are much less than 1 GB.

    Who needs all that hard drive space? Not me, that's fer sure.
  • you could classify meshuggah as djent which would make 2 non-bad djent acts but i wouldnt
  • kill living beings
    oh fuck, I loved Lego island.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Just saw the second teaser trailer for The Force Awakens. 

    It's already better than the prequels because the effects don't look like a god damn Nintendo 64 game.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're too shy, shy

    Hush hush, eye to eye
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    oh fuck, I loved Lego island.

    same.  i could never beat the pizza guy scenario where the villain stole all the bricks though
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    but the Nintendo 64 was great
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    but the Nintendo 64 was great

    Ugly things can still be great.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i liked the prequels but i was basically a little kid when i watched them
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    honestly i mostly have a compulsion to defend the prequels because the people who get REALLY UPSET about them are annoying
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Calica said:

    honestly i mostly have a compulsion to defend the prequels because the people who get REALLY UPSET about them are annoying


  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    the same applies to greedo shooting first
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Jabba shot first.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder if old Han Solo will be any better than old Indiana Jones
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Calica said:

    the same applies to greedo shooting first

    I have a joke to make about Han shooting first, but it is extraordinarily tasteless.
  • greedo didnt shoot he's a fictional character
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