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• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 03:00:37 edited 2015-04-15 03:00:43

  
  

  not like in a "hahaha that movie was so bad" way more like an "i thought it was a middle-of-the-road movie that everyone had forgotten about by now"
  
• MissUtilis

  2015-04-15 03:03:19

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  it is kind of frustrating that the one time Lionsgate wins Best Picture it's not for a movie that seems to be all that great
• MissUtilis

  2015-04-15 03:04:36

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  also what's wrong with scented candles
• Calica

  2015-04-15 03:06:13

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  naney said:

  But Crash beat Brokeback Mountain for Best Picture, which, even now stands as a monstrous miscarriage of justice.
  

  
  really now?
  

  given that the general consensus around it winning even at the time was that it was because of an "ew gays" thing, i'd say so regardless of the qualities of the films
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 03:06:17

  
  

  scented candles are da bomb whoever wrote that article cannot write and also i will pronounce it cue-pon if i want to
  
• Calica

  2015-04-15 03:07:07

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  naney said:

  scented candles are da bomb whoever wrote that article cannot write and also i will pronounce it cue-pon if i want to
  

  so i'm guessing that you're also a dave matthews band fan
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-04-15 03:07:43

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  the only people who don't pronounce it "cue-pon" are those that pronounce it "kewpin"
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 03:10:36

  
  

  spoiler alert i actually pronounce it coo-pon but NEXT TIME I REMEMBER THIS ARTICLE WHILST DISCUSSING COUPONS I WILL PRONOUNCE IT LIKE "cue-pon" OUT OF SPITE
  
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 03:10:59

  
  

  Planet Jane said:

  "kewpin"

  i have never heard anyone pronounce it this way
  
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 03:13:09

  
  

  i have never heard a dave mathews band song afaik so who knows maybe i would
  
  but i probably wouldnt
  
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 03:14:13

  
  

  Isn't it a jam band?
  
  I remember listening to Govt. Mule one time and thinking it was kinda nifty
  
• Hexartes

  2015-04-15 03:14:15

  So uh filing taxes last minute obvs
  
  and I dunno if I should do a state return? wtf the fuck
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-04-15 03:16:15

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Dave Matthews Band are alright. Not particularly special, and extremely "white dad aesthetic", but alright nonetheless.

  
  

  I like "Ants Marching".
  

  
  

  weird trivium I happen to know: Asher Roth is a huge DMB fan.
• Hexartes

  2015-04-15 03:16:35

  Wait Tennessee doesn't even have an income tax
  
  nvm
  
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 03:18:27

  
  

  white dad is a v underappreciated aesthetic imo
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-04-15 03:21:18

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  Man, why didn't "moon cricket" carry over to the modern age as a racial slur?

  
  

  That's a term that's actually worth reclaiming. 
• MissUtilis

  2015-04-15 03:24:20

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  On the subject of racial slurs, "jigaboo" sounds more like a toy than a slur

  
  

  Why is it a slur
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-04-15 03:28:55

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "moon cricket" refers to how black slaves used to congregate at night (moon) to sing (cricket)

  
  

  It celebrates the beginnings of black music, and thereby most modern popular music, in America, and therefore deserves to be claimed. 
• MissUtilis

  2015-04-15 03:36:17

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  oh

  
  

  cool
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-04-15 03:36:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And can I mention that gibbering nunchuck-wielding Richard Nixon is the best
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 04:03:57

  
  

  
  
  
  
  someone on reddit pointed this out and now i cant unsee it
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-04-15 04:16:57

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Pointed out what?

  
  

  That Ryuko is wearing shoes??
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 04:19:36

  
  

  they look a lot like those particular shoes, which are something of a fashion interbutts meme
  
• Calica

  2015-04-15 04:25:08

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  why are shoes a meme
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-04-15 04:35:12

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  dogtank
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 04:37:48

  
  

  because those particular shoes are both fairly popular and kinda goofy looking
  
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 04:38:38

  
  

  the picture doesn't convey it well but they are really large
  
• Haven

  2015-04-15 04:41:40

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Calica said:

  why are shoes a meme

  Well, it's more of a running gag
• Toolsie

  2015-04-15 09:22:10

  ಠ_ಠ

  Chocolate raisins are the shit
• sunn wolf

  2015-04-15 09:23:11

  naney said:

  white dad is a v underappreciated aesthetic imo

  Agreed
• sunn wolf

  2015-04-15 09:25:25

  i wanna be in a white dad aesthetic band. we dress normcore and play the most generic bland guitar music possible
• Toolsie

  2015-04-15 09:31:52

  ಠ_ಠ

  sunn wolf said:

  i wanna be in a white dad aesthetic band. we dress normcore and play the most generic bland guitar music possible

  You mean Nickelback?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-04-15 10:28:29

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Makeover.
• sunn wolf

  2015-04-15 10:57:10

  Tools said:

  sunn wolf said:

  i wanna be in a white dad aesthetic band. we dress normcore and play the most generic bland guitar music possible

  You mean Nickelback?
  

  no ssofter than nickel back and with lyrics that are just bland instead of bad
• Princess Alice

  2015-04-15 13:06:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  SAY IT AIN'T SO

  
  

  I WILL NOT GO

  
  

  TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

  
  

  CARRY ME HOME
• Toolsie

  2015-04-15 13:22:06

  ಠ_ಠ

  Gave a hopeless dude a bottle of water to stay hydrated due to how hot it is today.
  
  Feel good.
• Princess Alice

  2015-04-15 13:22:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  :D
• Toolsie

  2015-04-15 13:25:45

  ಠ_ಠ

  I stumbled over my words a bit, but he seemed really grateful. I didn't even think about what I was doing. I just found myself buying a bottle of water and giving it to him.
• Aliroz

  2015-04-15 14:34:22

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It's pronounced Coo-pond.

  
  

  No cue-pon (no no no) or kew-pin (no no no).

  
  

  This is just like how you people pronounce the name "Nielson" without the t, or pronounce the word "across" without the t.

  
  

  And you pronounce, "mountain", without the lack of a t.
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 15:04:56

  
  

  i saw a picture of a marzipan alligator
  
• Aliroz

  2015-04-15 17:02:35

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Neat!
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 17:11:17

  
  

  when i was younger i hated marzipan now it's one of my fave confections
  
• Toolsie

  2015-04-15 17:15:06

  ಠ_ಠ

  Just helped someone on the NaNoWriMo forums write about depression using my own experiences and a cloud metaphor. 
• sunn wolf

  2015-04-15 17:21:00

  marzipan is Good
  
• sunn wolf

  2015-04-15 17:21:30

  i am cooking a veggie lasagna and judging by how the sauce tasted it is gonna be banging
  
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 17:50:51

  
  

  
• sunn wolf

  2015-04-15 18:22:07 edited 2015-04-15 18:22:31

  ^ i know the dude who did that article
  
  EDIT: fkn pagetopper i mean the death grips article on wikihow
  
• Obā-san

  2015-04-15 18:24:07 edited 2015-04-15 18:24:19

  
  

  i dont think there are any death grips songs in 7/4
• Princess Alice

  2015-04-15 20:29:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
  It figures my most popular tweet would be a dumb math joke
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-04-15 20:38:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Class on Mongolian Tuvan Throat Singing today.