The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • happy hatchday aliroz
  • naney said:

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    everyone in the courtroom confirmed for DC haters
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I love how THAT'S what you got out of that

    You dork
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    abusing my work computer privileges by reading sherlock holmes ebooks on the job :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This morning the printer said "ORDER CARTRIDGE - LESS THAN 300 PAGES REMAINING"

    Now is says "LESS THAN 200 PAGES"

    I know I did not print 100 goddamn pages today
  • Is it weird how I hate nightclubs but love house/dance/electronic music?
  • You are still a good person.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't even feel bad for goofing off at this job because I'm still easily getting work done when I have work to do, it's just that there's a heck of a lot of downtime involved.
  • The reason I don't like nightclubs is that they are small, overcrowded, smelly, full of drunks and overpriced drinks.

    *shudders*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder if this is what Princess Alice's day-to-day life is like

    Sitting at a desk all day waiting for people to bring her important things, but all she gets is someone stopping by every once in a while with some trivial thing for her to sign off on
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This stapler looks like a face:

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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    A Thomas the Tank Engine face, no less.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    hahaha, can't unsee that
  • I wonder if this is what Princess Alice's day-to-day life is like

    Sitting at a desk all day waiting for people to bring her important things, but all she gets is someone stopping by every once in a while with some trivial thing for her to sign off on

    she prolly has to travel almost constantly to do dedications, speeches, meetings with foreign dignitaries, ect.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...yeah, that makes more sense, thinking about it
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    QUICK GUYS CHOOSE ONE:


    PADEREWSKI OR RUBENSTEIN!

  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    this is **** from Kroger and we need you to sign this contract to let us take over the grocery store industry in your country
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    this is **** from Kroger and we need you to sign this contract to let us take over the grocery store industry in your country

    i laughed
  • I actually watched baseball and enjoyed it for once. That's probably a testament to how little sleep I've been getting

    #sportsfansgetrekt
  • i have washed several items of clothing
  • Just realied this, but you have the same birthday as my sister, Aliroz.
  • also im feeling really gross even though i showered like 2 days ago
  • what did i google to get a “date arab women!” ad?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Happy birthday, Aliroz.

    I meant to send you this last night, but it got saved to Drafts instead. I'm sorry.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    what did i google to get a “date arab women!” ad?

    You just wanted to see arabic women picking dates from date palms.
  • Jesus Christ, Facebook is really depressing.

    The only non-depressing things are the posts that my ex-girlfriend's parents make.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Today's "I can't believe I'm resorting to this" moment: inserting tables into blog posts as static images because Ohio State's WordPress site seems to forcibly override any table formatting I try to give it.
  • Went outside in the pouring rain to go to the vending machine in reception

    Still damp
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's actually a nice day where I am, which is a welcome change since last week was nothing but rain
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh, I learned a lesson
    from the twentieth century
    I don't think we should just dismiss
    After one hundred years
    of inhumanity
    the lesson that I learned was this

    Sometimes the solution
    is worse than the problem
    Let's stay together
  • ...

    Homestuck's coming back tomorrow.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've been here four hours

    I'm a third of the way through my shift

    And I've only had one driver come in

    This is almost like free money
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I would be bored out of my mind but I had the foresight to charge up my Kindle so I can read more from The Return of Sherlock Holmes
  • I'm lounging on my bed.

    I could murder for some pancakes.

    ...

    I must make them now.
  • Nevermind, a flatmate is cooking right now.

    Shall have to make them later.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've checked in/out one truck in the past 6 hours

    This is an impressive level of boredom even for me
  • the weather is nice and my outfit is cute
  • i can't control the wind and rain but i control the thermostat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh.

    It was getting a bit hot in this little shack so I propped open the door with a traffic cone.
  • Sketching out concept ideas for the protagonist of my story idea.

    So far she's a goth with long red hair.
  • edited 2015-04-12 18:49:21

    i wonder if i come off as too articulate in job interviews or something
  • playing this video solely on a no-visuals basis
  • edited 2015-04-12 20:15:21
    because the music is very nice but it's an OP to an eroge so unfuck the visuals while we let the music play
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