I will never listen to a band called Yo La Tengo, I will never watch a show with a character named Sookie Stackhouse, and I will never watch an internet critic who calls himself The Blockbuster Buster.
Any of these may be a mistake, but these are things I cannot do.
I will never understand why people who have an aversion to internet reviewers say Brad Jones is the only good one, because he's not much different from the others.
I will never listen to a band called Yo La Tengo, I will never watch a show with a character named Sookie Stackhouse, and I will never watch an internet critic who calls himself The Blockbuster Buster.
Any of these may be a mistake, but these are things I cannot do.
I will never understand why people who have an aversion to internet reviewers say Brad Jones is the only good one, because he's not much different from the others.
I actually agree with you on this. I appreciate his chill attitude, and I can understand why that would appeal to people, but it doesn't appeal to me since he doesn't back it up with anything else.
Observation: People don't say "lowbrow" as an insult much for fear of looking like a snob, and people don't say "highbrow" as an insult much for fear of looking like a phillistine, but most people seem to feel comfortable using "middlebrow" as an insult.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I don't watch Cinema Snob, but from what I've seen of Brad Jones collaborating with Phelous and Allison, he seems like a decent guy
I do wonder how the fuck he managed to get suckered into hosting the Channel Awesome game show, though; seems like that's beneath him
Your friends stopped inviting you to brunch because it was way too depressing to watch you eat a few slices of avocado toast and pretend like you were full. The money you've spent on too short suits could have sent three kids to state college. Your ankles look fucking amazing.
Everyone is always asking you how much you paid for someone to print weird photos on your clothes. One time your mom saw your credit card statement on your phone and is now convinced you spend thousands of dollars on British Royal Air Force memorabilia. She's never felt more disconnected from you.
Observation: People don't say "lowbrow" as an insult much for fear of looking like a snob, and people don't say "highbrow" as an insult much for fear of looking like a phillistine, but most people seem to feel comfortable using "middlebrow" as an insult.
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I cannot speak for The Blockbuster Buster
Yo La Tengo is one of the worst bands I have ever listened to. Period.
look he has the dreamworks face
DEAR INTERNET PEOPLE: STOP WITH THE BLACK SHIRTS WITH THE BOXY BLACK SUIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
it's the auditory equivalent of eating an unusually boring piece of cardboard
I may have horrible taste, but he sure as fuck doesn't.
I think I need to go calm down before I explode.
*bzzt*
*temporarily shuts down*
I wish I could be a stronger person.
folding ideas
i didn't know you could play bioshock on an iPhone
run run run
Discuss.
^ I miss Bobby as well.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Given that, the writers will probably advance your romance in the last season/series to draw in those last dregs of fans