The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    on trampoline
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Youtube is constantly recommending In The Springtime by Mungo Jerry to me, and I don't know why.
  • same reason it recommends me fishing videos.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    180px-WatermelonCat.jpg
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    can't waste perfectly good melons
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    And sometimes the magical prankster Bozar appears and turns reality upside-down.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
    Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind;
    Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm,
    Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.

    "Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht?" –
    "Siehst, Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht?
    Den Erlenkönig mit Kron und Schweif?" –
    "Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif."

    "Du liebes Kind, komm, geh mit mir!
    Gar schöne Spiele spiel' ich mit dir;
    Manch' bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand,
    Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand." –

    "Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht,
    Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?" –
    "Sei ruhig, bleibe ruhig, mein Kind;
    In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind." –

    "Willst, feiner Knabe, du mit mir gehn?
    Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön;
    Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn,
    Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein." –

    "Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
    Erlkönigs Töchter am düstern Ort?" –
    "Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh' es genau:
    Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau. –"

    "Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt;
    Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch' ich Gewalt." –
    "Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an!
    Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan!" –

    Dem Vater grauset's, er reitet geschwind,
    Er hält in Armen das ächzende Kind,
    Erreicht den Hof mit Müh' und Not;
    In seinen Armen das Kind war tot.
  • One day in high school study hall, a Negro girl
    walked in who had dyed her hair a lighter brown. Laughter spread through
    the room. We had never, ever, seen that done before. It was unexpected,
    a surprise, and our laughter was partly an expression of nervousness
    and uncertainty. I don’t think we wanted to be cruel. But we had our
    ideas about Negroes, and her hair didn’t fit.



    Think of her. She wanted to try her hair a lighter brown, and perhaps
    her mother and sisters helped her, and she was told she looked pretty,
    and then she went to school and we laughed at her. I wonder if she has
    ever forgotten that day. God damn it, how did we make her feel? We have
    to make this country a place where no one needs to feel that way.

  • edited 2015-04-05 05:33:04

    i was sitting here when i realized that i had headcannoned most of the characters of gravity falls as african-american even though most of them are not and seceral of them are based on real life people who are white

    this wasn't deliberate on my part or anything

    weird
  • i saw this picture of a white dude cosplaying as dipper and i was all like ???????
  • naney said:

    i was sitting here when i realized that i had headcannoned most of the characters of gravity falls as african-american even though most of them are not and seceral of them are based on real life people who are white

    this wasn't deliberate on my part or anything

    weird

    ....wha?
  • kill living beings
    internalized reverse racism
  • naney said:

    i was sitting here when i realized that i had headcannoned most of the characters of gravity falls as african-american even though most of them are not and seceral of them are based on real life people who are white

    this wasn't deliberate on my part or anything

    weird

    ....wha?
    exactly
  • naney said:

    i was sitting here when i realized that i had headcannoned most of the characters of gravity falls as african-american even though most of them are not and seceral of them are based on real life people who are white

    this wasn't deliberate on my part or anything

    weird

    Easy habit to get into after Homestuck.

  • edited 2015-04-05 05:56:49

    all the hamsteak kids ended up as white in my head tbqh
  • edited 2015-04-05 06:50:08

    frankly I think the kids are all literally raceless

    being slime clones and thus having no connection with the rest of humanity and all
  • Dan Olson mentioned something about Canon (or some other company) having left handed cameras be an April Fools joke and just

    wtf
  • Wearing goth gear on a warm spring day is exhausting.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    eyeballs
  • edited 2015-04-05 18:58:11
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I am really really bad at reading race from cartoons.

    image

    How am I supposed to gauge ethnicity when I am looking at those who have eyes bigger than their torsoes?  These don't even look remotely human!

    And, I mean, How'm I supposed to gauge race when the characters are portrayed by different species?

    image


  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    in arthur?  the big, bully-like one is jewish.  wait, no, I think I'm thinking of Hey Arnold
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    homework the first day should be illegal.
  • edited 2015-04-05 19:11:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Francine, in the television show, is explicitly jewish.

    And The Brain and his family are shown to be celebrating Kwanzaa.

    Buster and his mom celbrate Baxter Day, a holiday which Buster invented, because awesome.
  • first things first im surrealist
  • naney said:

    meow

    naney said:

    gao gao

    image
  • her arc felt a bit rushed tbh
  • naney said:

    first things first im surrealist

    real recognise real and I'm the symbolic
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nothing is more real than nothing
  • naney said:

    her arc felt a bit rushed tbh

    a 24-ep format would've been nice to get into the characters some more, but I'm personally satisfied with the character development as is
  • I think it needed like

    3 more episodes to let things breathe a bit maybe

    24 would have been way too much for what was there

    but i guess that isn't a doable thing so
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I always imagined the Powerpuff Girls were aracial since they were created in a laboratory

    Calica said:

    in arthur?  the big, bully-like one is jewish.  wait, no, I think I'm thinking of Hey Arnold

    At least they treated the issue fairly respecfully, since his Judiasm was the focus of some episodes and not just something thrown out as a punchline.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I always imagined the Powerpuff Girls were aracial since they were created in a laboratory

    I always wondered if they aged
  • edited 2015-04-05 21:06:23
    ಠ_ಠ
    What would happen when the PPG aged into teenagers? Would they be all moody and refuse to save Townsville?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Powerpuff PMS
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tools said:

    What would happen when the PPG aged into teenagers? Would they be all moody and refuse to save Townsville?


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tools said:

    What would happen when the PPG aged into teenagers? Would they be all moody and refuse to save Townsville?

    i'm also tempted to respond to this with "they'd have to bring in Captain Caveman" except Time Warner's byzantine corporate politics would probably not allow this
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hey Watierman
    Today's Easter

    You're richgt, Chef!
    How are we gonna celerbrate?

    Well, I havea a plan
    But It's kind of complicated

    Go on

    I say we go down to Queen Soopers
    Buy a chocolate Bunny
    and give it to Imipolex G

    That makes plenty of sense
    Imipolex G is clearly the one most deserving of chocolate here

    Yeah, ever sicne STocking Anarchy went home, at least

    That remidsn wme, didn't you go to visit her ofer Spring Break?

    I'm not in college anymore, Watierman, i don't gett sprnings breaks

    Then why did you insist on closing the restauaruatn all last week?

    My iPaad battery was dead
    You can't expect me to work without music

    Oh, right
    Did you visit Stockign though?

    I tried
    But it tursn out the Daten City International Airport was destroyed by Ghosts
    So I had to go to Denver instead

    I'm so sorry
    I know you're afraid of mountains

    No, that's llaamas this month
    Mountains were what I was afraid of in January

    Oh, alright
    Well I'm gonna go get Heavy_Pillows her chocolate easter buny

    Have fun1
    You can borrow my bike if you want!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay chocolate
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes the headphone jack on my computer is ridiculously delayed

    Like, I plug it in and it's a full minute before it switches from speakers to headphones
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that's...odd
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to read some Sherlock Holmes tonight
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