The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i went for a walk and met a big floofer

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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    that is some pretty floof
  • sunn wolf said:

    i went for a walk and met a big floofer

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    8D

  • My dreams exceed my real life

    IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    floofy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Centralia warning light colors

    Blue: law enforcement, Princess's guards, park rangers

    Red or Red/White: fire, rescue, EMS

    Green or Green/Amber: public service vehicles, traffic control, tow trucks, snow plows

    Amber: private security, construction and work vehicles, pretty much anything else that requires lights
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    #dillingerescapebanter
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    oooh oooh I am a guitar player
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    although there ain't no way I'm playing that Dillinger Escape stuff
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My engineering professor decided today was '90s Friday

    We listened to '90s songs while we worked
  • Which ones
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't remember all of them but I know "Fly" by Sugar Ray, "Two Princes" by the Spin Doctors, and "Roll To Me" by Del Amitri were included
  • Have a not shitty phone now.
  • I have to, like, train it to allow me to input swears though. Which is dumb but like I feel bad for training it to ignore them
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    I've been fairly productive today. I've admittedly done the bare minimum in terms of schoolcrap, but I have also planted some 4 o'clocks, added more soil to one of my hoyas, cleaned the bathroom counter, and ensured that we'd have our apartment next year by going and talking to the landlady. So I'm sort of proud of myself. 
  • edited 2015-03-27 22:02:34
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I bought my Nexus 7 in August of 2012 and I kept resisting adding profanities to its dictionary

    It wasn't until a suicidal rage in April of 2013 that I gave in
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it won't let you swear? HA HA HA HA HA
  • i wish i had a little place to grow things
  • kill living beings
    ddddddddddd
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Something I found out today: The new Mickey Mouse shorts on Disney's Youtube are pretty good, actually. 

    Also the logo for the Disney Shorts youtube page looks like goatse
  • edited 2015-03-27 22:50:58
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    it won't let you swear? HA HA HA HA HA

    It's a message. "Enhance your fucking vocabulary."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    my fucking vocabulary is just fine, thanks
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    it won't let you swear? HA HA HA HA HA

    there's an option, on by default, that keeps profane words out of the dictionary
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I pity the fool
  • Paging naney, ive had a few drinks and right now drunk buying this

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    and these
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    is seeming like a good idea, Y/N
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    drunk buying is never a good idea
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    homuhomuhomuhomu
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Now I'm wondering if anyone ever fed all.of John Galt's speech to MacinTalk or Microsoft Sam...
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    friends don't let friends buy drunk
  • I have not bought the things do not worry imi.
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    I'm not worried. Who's worried? Not me, that's who.
  • i was thinking of nabbing stuff from that collection but im holding off for COS' fall collection which is gonna be bonkers
  • or maybe not, super minimalist stuff isnt very versatile

    idk
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    what if i am homura

    you've seen rebellion story, right?
  • Im going to wait to the morning and buy the lothes, because probably i will p8t the wrong address and have them delivered to my old house (the wrong house)

    thanks for input i am going to bed
  • edited 2015-03-28 01:45:15
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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    Cops couldn't handle my sweet chemistry.
  • Calica said:

    what if i am homura

    you've seen rebellion story, right?
    rebellion story is not music with a recurring I V vi iii IV I IV V chord progression
  • honestly, nothing in that show is

    though there is an meta-universe war ongoing to determine what is
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    191 – Waluigi Triloigi
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    whole lotta waluigi
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    WA
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Panurge said:

    WA

    OH man, that's amazing.

    What is that even from?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Panurge said:

    WA

    OH man, that's amazing.

    What is that even from?
    A webcomic called Brawl In The Family.

    Occasionally, Waluigi would show up and take over the comic.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Neat!

    There's a hand-drawn charm to those drawings that I like.

    Also, luigi has a painting of a butt.  YES.
  • Won first place at a local academic festival for this piece.

    A Sound at the Edge of Hearing

    The rhythm of my hammer and the heat of the forge gave the smithy a life of its own. I brought the hammer down on the searing metal, and the slight chink echoed and reverberated through the smithy. To many, the heat of a forge was unbearable, but as I toiled for hours on end, it felt as if I could sense all around me through the subtle ebbings of the heat and sound.

        The smithy was granted to me on the death of my master, who had taken me in as an infant. My parents had figured me for a changeling by the way my ears tapered, despite both of them being round-eared, and how my behavior always seemed strange and unlike other children. They were advised to cast their possessed child into the river, but the town blacksmith instead took me in as an apprentice.

    I rarely spoke, but ores did not ask much of me in the way of conversation, and as such neither did my master. I was taught that I must dedicate all my senses and thoughts to mastering metalwork, which, my master said, was the key to the continued life of the village. It was my master who taught me to allow the heat and clamor wash over me, and reverberate through me, and how to lay eyes only on the metal but to still see everything around me. I was an apprentice for ten years, and my master had taught me all that could be known about the craft.

    The rest of the villagers and I had an unspoken agreement; I depended on them for sustenance and shelter, and they depended on me for the tools I gave them. The villagers took from the smithy as they needed, and in turn ensured I was never in want of food, water, or clothing. I worked from dawn to nightfall, rarely stopping.

    It was about an hour past noon when I felt the rustle of feet meeting the dirt outside the smithy’s entrance, and a body pushing its way through the door. I looked up and saw a redheaded girl with a knotted brow and a stern countenance, and tapered elvish ears similar to mine. She folded her arms and stared at me intently, and then immediately sat down.

        I went back to my work, and I felt the vibrations from the beating of her heart meld with the previously present forces of heat and sound. It seemed to me that she wanted to speak, but had come to the conclusion that she must wear down my willpower until I would have to speak to her first.

        I stayed at my work for thirty minutes, while she stubbornly continued to sit there. Still, as the minutes passed by I felt her iron will began to corrode- her stiff composure slackened, and her gaze became less sturdy. She still obstinately refused to talk, but I felt the building exertion this singular focus wrought in her.

        It was not my intention to make her break down, as I was curious as to what she sought from me, and I felt that she would leave rather than allow herself to speak. Still, I held on for a few minutes, drawing out her willpower before I spoke up.

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