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Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 06:38:41

TV is not a mind-control device, it's a mind destruction device.

Get yer facts straight

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 06:38:59

hehehe

Anonus · 2014-12-23 06:41:18

lee4hmz said:
apparently TV is a mind-control device promulgated by The Man to do...well, we don't know what, but it's bad, whatever it is! I'm watching this with the sound off because I'm sure it's all bullshit

what is this thing's name

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 06:45:15

afraid of your secret getting out, Anonoromus?

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 06:47:11

This weirdness is called "Don't Watch Television"

And surprise, surprise, it ends with a call to repent and believe at the end. CULT ALERT

Anonus · 2014-12-23 06:47:36

No, everybody already knows that TV is a mind-control device

Morven · 2014-12-23 06:48:32

Conclusion reached tonight: I drive tanks better sober. But my incompetence is a lot funnier when I'm not.

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 06:49:35

And their next production is going to be related to Revelation 13 somehow. That's the chapter that describe the Beast, and the number he will be known by...speculating about who the Antichrist might be is another sign the producers might just have a screw loose.

Anonus · 2014-12-23 06:50:18

My dad once told me that Bush 43 was the Antichrist

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 06:51:43

did you know, every UPC barcode has the number of the beast in it

capitalism is very Metal, huh

Morven · 2014-12-23 06:52:31

What is up with Americans and deciding that everyone is the antichrist?

Besides, when I was a kid, I looked just like the kid in the original The Omen, so clearly I'm really the antichrist. All the rest of yous are just fake antichrists.

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 06:53:43

Besides, Nero was the Antichrist anyway, and he's long dead.

Obā-san · 2014-12-23 06:54:44

im pretty sure that there's actually a good deal of debate over whether or not the antichrist is supposed to be one person or a group of people

Tanya · 2014-12-23 07:02:39

In case of Fire, Duck Roll.

Tanya · 2014-12-23 07:04:02

naney said:
im pretty sure that there's actually a good deal of debate over whether or not the antichrist is supposed to be one person or a group of people

I hear the antichrist is something to remove christ from our system, but to be honest it doesn't seem like christ is that big a problem.

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 07:04:33

Nero being the antichrist is a pretty lame idea

I think it's Christopher Nolan

Anonus · 2014-12-23 07:05:11

what makes him the Antichrist?

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 07:06:58

I dunno, something about crashing this plane

Obā-san · 2014-12-23 07:07:43

with no survivors

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 07:08:36

and being a big guy

Hexartes · 2014-12-23 07:11:23

I like Dr. Mario in SSB4 more than vanilla Mario. YNTKT

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-12-23 07:13:05

^^ He's a big guy for you.

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 07:15:31

I played Dr. Mario (the NES game) for the first time ever the other day.

Not usually a fan of puzzle-type games but I figured I had to try it for the sake of completeness

Anonus · 2014-12-23 07:20:42

WB already had June 23, 2017 staked out for the now-canned Justice League: Part I, so it has been replaced with CIA.

I'm telling you this because ABC Warner is a corporate big guy

thenamelesssamurai · 2014-12-23 07:22:00

Apparently the singer from The Animals was the original singe for War. Didn't know that.

Calica · 2014-12-23 07:24:18

Anonus said:
WB already had June 23, 2017 staked out for the now-canned Justice League: Part I, so it has been replaced with CIA.

I'm telling you this because ABC Warner is a corporate big guy

for you

Obā-san · 2014-12-23 07:52:32

I actually rather like George Bush's paintings

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 07:55:08

Eric Burdon

Tre · 2014-12-23 08:49:50

SONY (ding!)

COLUMBIA

a Sony Company

Anonus · 2014-12-23 08:56:21

I wish Sony would sell Columbia

Tre · 2014-12-23 09:06:03

Considering recent events, it might not be a particularly bad idea.

Doubt they'll do it though. Movie money is tempting, even in times when it's not super plentiful.

Anonus · 2014-12-23 09:14:05

I just want there to be a showbiz deal that isn't "OMG DISNEY BOUGHT SOMETHING NERDY" for once

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 09:17:56

Or "Lionsgate/MGM bought another Z-lister"

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 09:18:27

The Grisly Death of Mickey Mouse

Anonus · 2014-12-23 09:19:02

lee4hmz said:
Or "Lionsgate/MGM bought another Z-lister"

what's this about Z-listers

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 09:19:29

Z-listerine

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 09:29:05

Well, I had Summit in mind when I wrote that (and MGM buying up the PolyGram and Orion libraries), but Summit was more of a D-lister, and Orion was doing fine until Cutthroat Island, so I suppose I'm being a bit flip.

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 09:30:28

Also, I found another "tv is mind control video", and I clicked on it...

"We should turn from TV and turn to God and the Bible" right in the doobly-doo. Thanks, guys, I don't need to watch your video now! *closes tab*

Anonus · 2014-12-23 09:31:22

Cutthroat Island was Carolco

Orion spent a good chunk of its existence scraping along out of some sense of half-principle

Summit seems pretty B-list to me, Lionsgate was lower than them in my view

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 09:32:05

Oh, right.

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 09:34:37

The Bible at least has some interesting parts, unlike TV

Toolsie · 2014-12-23 09:36:19

Can Christmas be over, please.

Imipolex G · 2014-12-23 09:45:28

I'd be ok with that

lee4hmz · 2014-12-23 09:49:51

I'll be kind of glad when it's over, but then we're going to get bombarded with Valentine's stuff as soon as New Year's passes.

Toolsie · 2014-12-23 09:56:44

I have epic bed head

I am looking forward to New Year's when I see my cousins again. But as soon as the Valentines shit comes out, my mood will shoot down.

So I'll buy myself some nice roses and a massive box of chocolates.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-12-23 10:48:22

I've somehow managed to upend my sleep schedule so thoroughly that I'm waking up near dawn instead of going to bed at the same.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-12-23 10:52:12

lee4hmz said:
I'll be kind of glad when it's over, but then we're going to get bombarded with Valentine's stuff as soon as New Year's passes.

Gotta be ready with those chaff guns, man

sunn wolf · 2014-12-23 11:30:06

as soon as valentines is over then there are easter eggs everywhere

it never ends

sunn wolf · 2014-12-23 11:31:00

actually it usually does end for a bit after easter because there are no really big commercialised holidays after that until, like, halloween?

sunn wolf · 2014-12-23 11:31:42

unless "summer" is a commercialised holiday (probably not far off)

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