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  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hey.

    I'm going to huff some smoke if I can sometime.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Once-ler Variety Hour

    12:30 am – 1:30 am; 7.1 KMGH-TV

    "Kiss From A Rose." (2011) The Once-ler, Martha Jones. Family/Children. Veruca Salt becomes a sociopath, then goes back in time and makes Old Viacom into the world government. (CC) (Stereo)
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    Meet the man that made me
    Greet the can that I came from
    From the fucking sacred heart of Jesus
    Blew it in the back room
    Feelin' like a real goon
    Slam the fuck aside, man
    I'm on; you're not

    I am the great bigmouth!
    I am the great bigmouth!

    Burn!

    Good riddance, though I'm sad to say
    I didn't get to kill you
    Rhetoric better look both ways
    I gotta get an arm through
    Stain
    What the fuck is up? Get the fuck away
    Run if you want to
    Innocent? You're a guilty conscience
    Laugh last, breakthrough
    Stain

    Prepare you, fucker
    (Even though I won't ask him...)
    Prepare you, fucker
    (Even though I won't ask him...)
    Prepare you, fucker
    (Even though I won't ask him...)
    Prepare you, fucker

    I don't give a shit, bitch
    I don't give a fuck, bitch
    I don't understand this
    You don't matter
    I don't give a fuck, man
    I don't give a shit, man
    I don't really care, man
    I'm the supersized man

    Fuck, fuck
    You! You're fucked
    I am the great bigmouth!

    Fuck, stupid fuck
    Fuck, fuck, fuck
    Stupid fuck
    Stupid, fuck it
    Stupid fuck
    Stupid fuck
    Stupid fuck
    Fuck, stupid fuck
    Fuckin' stupid
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    AU will appreciate this:

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I saw that. I wonder where it is.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Man, I miss watching The Lion King.
  • I'm just here to gay the place up
    Oh hai guize :3
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hello Matt. What's up?
  • I'm just here to gay the place up
    Not much CA. Just hanging out. Hows things with you tonight?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Bored. It's 4 AM and I have nothing to do...
  • I'm just here to gay the place up
    Same here only its one hour earlier. Oh. You aren't near the big fire are you?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Unicorns are the best ponies.
  • edited 2012-03-27 04:11:04
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ AU is the one in Colorado, actually...though he hasn't said anything about fires so I think he's okay.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    he is. he knows nothing of the big fire.
  • I'm just here to gay the place up
    Well, if it comes to it, stop, drop and roll AU ;) I heard about it on the radio a few hours ago.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why do i want to run a corporation now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    thanks, matt

    because of my influence, ca.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No, silly, you want to run corporations because you want to make them better.

    I want to run a corporation because I want to know if I could actually be ruthless enough to put profits first and disregard everything else, like the quality of our product, the well-being of my employees, environmental impact, etc.
  • I keep missing the Nic Cage.

    That or you have Vriska-Summon FAIL.
  • edited 2012-03-27 19:04:34
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    (That's a bit long, there. - Anonus)
  • edited 2012-03-27 11:34:37
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    "Make it stop! Make it stop!"
  • wut
  • The sadness will last forever.
    -smokes a cigarette-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • ^^ Where the hell is Pinkie in all this?

    ...Oh, that's nasty.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Enjoy yer cancer
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    Hamlet in blue jeans? Still awesome, though
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Never seen it. 
    Either that or I've seen it and don't remember. 1998 was eons ago."

    You'd probably remember if you saw Vampire's Kiss.

    Cage completely and utterly looses his shit at the end and speaks in some horrible off-British accent the entire time.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason it amuses me that Claudius's reaction when Hamlet threatened him was to try to reach out and grab the sword with his bare hands. Didn't think that one through, did he?
  • edited 2012-03-27 14:21:23
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  • Stop looking at yourself and get in the fucking tub already.
  • edited 2012-03-27 14:31:25
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Hamlet was like...say someone made a stairway, but instead of using wood to build their stairs they used bad decisions. And then almost the entire cast shows up because they can't wait to be useless pieces of shit all day and participate in some generic medieval aristocracy stuff,  but instead they fall down the bad decisions.

    And at the bottom of the stairwell is poison and stabs.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hi, everyone.

    Blargh, I hate it when I don't realize that something I said could be taken the wrong way until after the fact. I'll be honest here and say that what I'm referring to is my comment on dolphins in Gelzo's Japan trip thread.

    Of course, I'm probably overreacting.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Eh, you and Gelzo both bring up some interesting points. 

    Only thing to do now is start collecting data on how often dolphins murder and rape and figure out the chances that any given dolphin is a murder or rapist.
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