China (sorry, Meiling) is one of the most schizophrenic characters of Zun's early Windows stage. A lot of the EoSD characters are unusually wonky because Zun hadn't decided how new Gensokyo was going to be. That's why we have things like Flandre's inexplicable wings and Remilia claiming that Reimu killed Sakuya.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
And yet it seems to be the game a lot of people think of as representative of Touhou, as far as I know.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Because, why does the back of the human head exist? The front of the head is where the focus is. The face, the eyes, the mouth, where you think you see the essence of the person. But, physically, for there to be a front there must be a back. But there's nothing back there. Even on the most remarkable individuals, the back of the head just exists there, a pointless but necessary contingency. So we do things with it, give it a nice haircut, maybe shave a cutie mark into it or something, but that only serves to underline the pointlessness.
The back of the human head is the most pointless thing in all of creation.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
I almost got some pudding yesterday when I was at Target, as I had noticed that Snack Pack had dropped the now-ill-fitting "Hunt's" from the front of its name. Also for some reason I keep thinking today is Tuesday.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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DIG! AUSTRALOPITHECUS!
DIG! YOU PITDOWN MAN!
DIG! DIG! DIG YOU LITTLE TROOPERS!
DIG! ONTO THE ORIGIN OF MAN!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
EoSD was weird.
Even for a Touhou game.
Though, I never beat it. So perhaps I am unqualified to say such.
The back of the human head is the most pointless thing in all of creation.
I'd use the extra space as a piggy bank or something.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
If I succeed, this will be my first short story since the last short story I wrote, which was a while ago.
Should I eat it?
Decisions, decisions.
Either that or I've seen it and don't remember. 1998 was eons ago.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The sin occurs in the mind before it is made manifest.
Personally, I think the original face looks funnier than the vector.
Don't touch me or I'll be liable to CAUSE HARM and TAKE NO CAUTION IN MY JUDICIOUS APPLICATION OF DIAGONAL KNEES AND ELBOWS
headband optional
The sin occurs in the mind before it is made manifest."
Thanks to this mini-sermon, I have decided to just go ahead and eat it.
SIN BRAVELY
That hurt.
weeknights @ 11:30
only on ABC
And that's saying something