The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Princess Alice

  2014-12-12 17:58:42

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hi Imi

  
  

  How goes the cow-dom?
• Imipolex G

  2014-12-12 18:01:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I think I'm more of a cow-sub...
  
  anyway I have to go to work soon :(
  
• Obā-san

  2014-12-12 18:29:26

  
  

  meow
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-12 18:31:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hi Naney

  
  

  How goes the cat-sub?
• Obā-san

  2014-12-12 18:49:17

  
  

  kay i spoooooooose
  
• Obā-san

  2014-12-12 19:32:20

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2014-12-12 19:38:54

  
  

  
• Tachyon

  2014-12-12 19:46:31

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Calico cats!
  
  Such pretty patterns.
  
• Morven

  2014-12-12 19:51:53

  And dey all girlz.  Well, they all have two X chromosomes; some are XXY males, though, but that's pretty rare.
• Obā-san

  2014-12-12 19:53:13 edited 2014-12-12 19:53:23

  
  

  speaking of which: http://lovemeow.com/2014/09/meet-string-calico-boy/
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-12-12 19:53:17

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Naney's Calico Cat Acatemy for Lesbians.
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-12 19:53:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *Constable Alice fines the next poster for running a red light*
• Tachyon

  2014-12-12 19:54:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  naney said:

  speaking of which: http://lovemeow.com/2014/09/meet-string-calico-boy/

  adorable
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-12 20:05:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Obā-san

  2014-12-12 20:07:50

  
  

  even my old boss!
  
• Tachyon

  2014-12-12 20:13:25

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  FOE
• Tachyon

  2014-12-12 20:13:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  "jello shots"
  
• Tachyon

  2014-12-12 20:14:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  plot twist: actual jello shots involved in the production of the video
  
• Odradek

  2014-12-12 20:30:47

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  

  
  

  It's funny because a man is making children cry for no reason
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-12 20:41:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Is...is that Ed Crankshaft as a mall Santa? Why??
• Odradek

  2014-12-12 20:43:17

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Central Avenue said:

  Is...is that Ed Crankshaft as a mall Santa? Why??

  Despair

  
  

  This is the reason for all Funkyverse events
• Obā-san

  2014-12-12 20:51:05

  
  

  the more you post that comic the more i like it tbh
• Odradek

  2014-12-12 21:12:43

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  believe it
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-12-12 21:18:55

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  In which no one is allowed to post before Anonus
• Tanya

  2014-12-12 21:36:49

  Pizza Dog

  Nope
• Tachyon

  2014-12-12 21:37:55

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  what have you done
  
• Odradek

  2014-12-12 21:39:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Going through that list of UK #1 hits through the years

  
  

  This is an impressively bad song

  
  
• Tanya

  2014-12-12 21:43:58

  Pizza Dog

  Tachyon said:

  what have you done
  

  Loving October
  
• Odradek

  2014-12-12 21:45:20

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  

  Guy Mitchell sucks
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-12 21:48:15

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Oh my goodness

  did someone tell gigi abouOH WAIT
• Buttwangs

  2014-12-12 22:20:55

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  I feel a bit immature that I am a bit annoyed by the fact that the rest of my family(Except for my sis who doesn't live with us) is not vegan.
• Morven

  2014-12-12 23:38:41

  Most humans are not vegan.  I think you're going to get annoyed a lot if other people being not vegan is going to annoy you.  So I'd work on not doing that.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-12-12 23:43:06

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Who'd be interested in playtesting new Tavern Tales rules?
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-12 23:48:42

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Sound on my computer isn't working again. Hell's wrong with this thing? :/
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-12-12 23:50:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  kingCrackers said:

  Who'd be interested in playtesting new Tavern Tales rules?

  -raises hand-
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-12 23:50:43

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Step 1 of fixing this problem according to Microsoft is searching for the Device Manager from the tiles menu

  
  

  except, when I do that, I don't get any results.

  
  

  could you just like tell me where it is pls
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-12 23:52:31

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I guess this should be my hint to update to Windows 8.1, since all the help pages are for that.

  
  

  stg if this bricks my laptop I am gonna drive to Microsoft HQ and hit Bill Gates with it.
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-12 23:53:48

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Does Bill Gates even work for Microsoft anymore? I thought he retired ages ago...
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-12 23:54:40

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Central Avenue said:

  Does Bill Gates even work for Microsoft anymore? I thought he retired ages ago...

  He's a rich white man. I'd be justified in clobbering him either way.
  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-12 23:56:22

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  also this "having seven names for every piece of software" nonsense is starting to bother me. Is the "Devices & Printers" subsection of the control panel the same thing as the Device Manager? I have no idea! And no way to check, either.
• Anonus

  2014-12-12 23:56:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  you might want to hit Steve "I Love This Company" Ballmer
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-12 23:58:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Magic Jane said:

  also this "having seven names for every piece of software" nonsense is starting to bother me. Is the "Devices & Printers" subsection of the control panel the same thing as the Device Manager? I have no idea! And no way to check, either.

  The answer's no, those are two different things.

  
  

  IIRC the easiest way to get to Device Manager is right-clicking the Start button (or the place where the Start button would be if there was one) and picking it from that little menu there.
• Section42L

  2014-12-12 23:58:51

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Magic Jane said:

  Central Avenue said:

  Does Bill Gates even work for Microsoft anymore? I thought he retired ages ago...

  He's a rich white man. I'd be justified in clobbering him either way.
  
  

  I'm pretty sure that his philantropy has earned him an exemption from being clobbered.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-13 00:00:38

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  also according to the volume mixer something is making sound in Firefox, but I have no idea what that could be.

  
  

  this also happened when I had this problem last night.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-13 00:03:02

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  OK, so you know what fixed the problem? Shutting down and reopening Firefox.

  
  

  Fucking what?
• Obā-san

  2014-12-13 00:04:53

  
  

  firefox has been doing that for me too
• Morven

  2014-12-13 00:05:40

  My cats NEED some of these:

  
  

  http://www.suck.uk.com/products/catplayhouse/
  

  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-13 00:06:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  naney said:

  firefox has been doing that for me too

  Reeeeeeeally now

  
  

  that's very peculiar. It won't run Flash either.
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-13 00:07:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Is your Flash plugin up to date? The newer versions of Firefox intentionally block old versions of Flash for security.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-12-13 00:07:37

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Please do not smack Bill Gates, he got a cool girl I know from high school to go to college for free.