The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I can hear a police siren outside. That's rare for a mobile home park, especially at 3PM in the afternoon.
    naney said:

    why did the batmobile in the dark knight rises have such bad CGI

    like it's not the worst CGI but given that they're making such a huge movie you'd think that it would have been better

    because the Batman films are a tool of the fascists or something like that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    crashing this CGI
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    om nom nom
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    Miko said:

    COCKASIAN

    8D
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I think George Harrison was my favorite Beatle.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    maybe mine, too
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm a McCartney girl, myself
  • Yoko Ono is the correct option
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Plus it was Harrison's interest in Indian spirituality and music that gave us Tomorrow Never Knows, which is a very good thing.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I do admire the dignity that Ringo faces being both a punchline and a legend with, though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    PegasOS
    Version 5.0.1
    © 2008–2014 Alicorn Systems Inc.
    Colerain, Centralia

  • this winter has been super weenie so far

    like, it's basically been continuous t-shirt and overcoat weather

    i had to wear a sweater once
  • but it's still fall tho?
  • oh yeah i suppose it is

    generally i start thinking of winter as starting when it snows for the first time and/or at the end of october whichever comes first

    like at this time last year we had that whole polar vortex thing and i guess that's thrown me off lol
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    but it's still fall tho?

    lol Southerner
  • Oh, whatever

    I may be up north in the coming year anyway
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why must cold be a thing
  • dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes of the planet of the dawn of the planet of the apes
  • im a wee bit hungry but if i hold out for another hour or two mom will make supper

    t lazy cat
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should enjoy unprecedented savings on all their favorite brands. This was the first Black Friday and took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria. All went to their own towns to find their discounts. Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to the city of David called Bethlehem, because he had his eye on a new laptop. He went to be registered at Target with Mary, to whom he was engaged and who was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for her to deliver her child. And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in the latest styles from Old Navy, and laid him in a shopping cart, because they were waiting in line to get into Walmart.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Train Simulator 2015 runs surprisingly well on this computer, given that it's a year-old laptop with a shitty integrated graphics card
  • Train Simulator is a super low-resource franchise.

    Consider that it is from Europe, where dedicated gaming PCs are much less common.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Panurge said:

    In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should enjoy unprecedented savings on all their favorite brands. This was the first Black Friday and took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria. All went to their own towns to find their discounts. Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to the city of David called Bethlehem, because he had his eye on a new laptop. He went to be registered at Target with Mary, to whom he was engaged and who was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for her to deliver her child. And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in the latest styles from Old Navy, and laid him in a shopping cart, because they were waiting in line to get into Walmart.

    thou hast perceived it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • wait, Richard Posner?
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    My dreams exceed my real life
    wait, Richard Posner?


    Best song
  • yep Richard Posner
  • gee vanilla what did i ever do to ya!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    get updated emulator --> graphics improve, but sound gets worse

    hmm
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    where's the CIA screenplay draft
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
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    What would happen if they fought to the death?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Keep in mind that Haraldur has just used 5 bottles of Head & Shoulders to achieve maximum hair thinness, while Pepe is powered by the feel of no gf and is currently on the friendzone
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    doesn't Haraldur have a sword? he seems like he should have the Sword of Haraldur
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what was life like before internet memes
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I watched Nick Jr.
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    Imi

    why is there a giant red penis monster spitting turtles at me in your game
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why wouldn't there be
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That thing is actually the big alien from Contra, the arcade version.

    If it resembles a cock it's probably because the game was influenced by the movie Alien and all that Giger shit.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sometimes I wonder if my fantasies about being a big corporate head honcho are unsettling
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    You're roleplaying as the overseer of a massive capitalist machine, so yes.
  • it actually looked like something from Dark Seed so that makes a lot of sense.

    you should do like an assets credit list

    unless there's one at the end of the game.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    Sometimes I wonder if my fantasies about being a big corporate head honcho are unsettling

    They, in fact, are not.
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