The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    Why is fermented food so yummy? ;-;
  • kill living beings
    cos it's filled with mold
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    197%
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Would the people of Centralia be upset that the mayor of Maresville is the princess's little sister?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nepotism
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The Princess is not a reviled public figure and the people are already accepting of the monarchy, so perhaps it seems natural to them?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Perhaps the mayor is so well liked that very few people would take it for nepotism.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Amusingly I came up with the "Somasis is the mayor of Maresville" and "Somasis is Alice's little sister" things separately and only while letting my mind wander on a campus bus today did I connect the two
  • The sounds that come from the birthing chamber are terrible. First the screams of your beast as the bat pulls it apart and consumes it, then the ground-shaking shrieks of the birth. You sit in silence with the Bishop, wondering what will slouch from the trapdoor. The wings-of-thunder bat falls suddenly silent. You can hear something humming in the barn, a simple, melodious tune. The door opens. A young man emerges: crowned with golden curls, broad at the chest, and long-necked. He says no words, but smiles as he hums. 'Oh, thank God - a baritone!' the bishop cries. 'Get this fine fellow off to the Cathedral choir before evensong. He might not be the Hound of Heaven, but the machinery of salvation must grind on, and he'll do as a cog. Good work.'

    I love this game so much.
  • i washed my hair and i look so cute
  • I dreamed I was in some weird store in what used to be a Kmart, and they had a whole bunch of USB gamepads for sale


    I wanted to buy one, since they were like $7, but I was worried their cheapness would mean they'd break apart the moment I let my brother use one
    You should have bought them for meeeeeeeee
    Bunny said:

    I've thought it would be really cool to essentially live in a dorm full of all my friends


    The logistics of it in actuality would probably be hell, though
    We've discussed Heap Mansion before, I think. 

    I'd love to see what could be done with the lot of us and a fully-equipped music room.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Tachyon said:

    The Princess is not a reviled public figure and the people are already accepting of the monarchy, so perhaps it seems natural to them?


    As a counter-point, the princess of Centralia apparently drives recklessly, abuses royal powers, antagonizes royal officials, holds dubious festivals in her own honour such as Give the Princess Candy Day, introduces cruel and unusual punishments (e.g. being force-fed expired candy) and feels the need to reinforce her grip on power by badmouthing democracy and running a literal propaganda machine.

    Also she snores, loudly.

    So, i suppose it's worth asking, how well-liked is she? She can't be too reviled if she was literally chosen on the basis of her compassion, at least.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    When I was a kid, I thought three wise men AND three kings came to visit baby Jesus, along with the sheperds.
  • Baby Jesus was a popular guy. He could definitely pull off inviting the wise men and the kings without the drama bomb that usually happens when they both show up to the same party
  • Someone was at the intersection between my dorm and my first class today with a banner saying "Dump Obama"

    On a lark, I took a flyer from him on my way back, and 

    "Either impeach Obama and launch a science driver for fusion energy, or get ready to eat China's lunar dust"

    This was so worth it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    Tachyon said:

    The Princess is not a reviled public figure and the people are already accepting of the monarchy, so perhaps it seems natural to them?


    As a counter-point, the princess of Centralia apparently drives recklessly, abuses royal powers, antagonizes royal officials, holds dubious festivals in her own honour such as Give the Princess Candy Day, introduces cruel and unusual punishments (e.g. being force-fed expired candy) and feels the need to reinforce her grip on power by badmouthing democracy and running a literal propaganda machine.

    Also she snores, loudly.

    So, i suppose it's worth asking, how well-liked is she? She can't be too reviled if she was literally chosen on the basis of her compassion, at least.
    You're being silly but I do often find myself wondering whether my Princess-sona is too bad a person to actually not get overthrown
  • We did pendulum music today, which for those who aren't in the know is when you swing microphones over speakers and observe the feedback as they swing. 

    We were informed that it could be heard from across the street. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can only assume @Crystal serves as the Princess's handler of sorts and keeps her from completely wrecking things
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    In all seriousness, i think people's tolerance for that kind of thing would depend on their standards of living.

    If the kingdom was otherwise happy and healthy, Princess Alice's antics would probably qualify as lovable eccentricities and make her all the more popular.
  • kill living beings
    if your secret comms are mostly like that propaganda message and not assassination orders i think you're good
  • kill living beings
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    In all seriousness, i think people's tolerance for that kind of thing would depend on their standards of living.

    If the kingdom was otherwise happy and healthy, Princess Alice's antics would probably qualify as lovable eccentricities and make her all the more popular.

    ...That makes sense. I mean, just look at how long Toronto put up with Rob Ford!


    if your secret comms are mostly like that propaganda message and not assassination orders i think you're good

    ...also a good point.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have M&Ms
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (obligatory "what flavor")
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was looking for funny and cute pictures on imgur, but then i read some comments and now i feel sad and angry at the world.

    Perhaps i should stick to tumblr.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    i was looking for funny and cute pictures on imgur, but then i read some comments and now i feel sad and angry at the world.

    Perhaps i should stick to tumblr.

    In my experience Tumblr is not a very good choice if you're trying to avoid feeling sad and angry at the world, but to each his own I suppose.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    No, it really isn't.

    But at least i run into fewer actual racists there.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    they are regular flavor M&Ms

    also, why would anyone wanting to avoid anger and sadness go on tumblr
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Point.
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    I wonder if I should make a food thread or not, hmm
  • current listening

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I pay a fee for the use of the Ohio Union, so I'm entitled to use a bit of its electricity to charge my laptop.

    Is this faulty reasoning?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sounds fair to me.

    Presumably the sockets are there to be used?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh, that too.
  • Tachyon said:

    Sounds fair to me.

    Presumably the sockets are there to be used?

    wrong

    they are display sockets only
  • kill living beings
    delayed eraser
  • edited 2014-12-04 23:16:21
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Glenn: 66 is an abomination that should be nuked from orbit. Or at least turned into a two-deck local/express setup. It's almost impossible to get to or from Manassas or points west sometimes because both 66 and 29/50 are clogged. :P
  • edited 2014-12-04 23:23:08
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    image
    Jesus Christ Afia, calm down
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Forbidden Kingdom sucks.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    i was looking for funny and cute pictures on imgur, but then i read some comments and now i feel sad and angry at the world.

    Perhaps i should stick to tumblr.

    Imgur has a weird amount of racists.
  • i have

    seen that movie maybe
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So in God's Not Dead, the Muslim is a hateful racist stereotype.

    But in the new Left Behind, the Muslim is a kind intelligent person who is not saved from the apocalypse because he didn't accept the right brand of Jesus into his heart.

    I'm not sure which is worse.
  • Christian films are some of the worst pieces of media imaginable.

    No one behaves anything like a real person, and it is all essentially propaganda for an idea (the existence of the Christian God) that is not even remotely unpopular.

    Somehow, this shit is popular.

    Presumably amongst the sort of person who values their media being moral over it being good.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Both are unsettling.

    The latter is less bad, i think, but more troubling theologically.
  • Meanwhile, in Congress:

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  • kill living beings
    blumenauer, lol
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