You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The only Bubs I care about is the one with the concession stand
first i hid from a tornado with my mom in an office building where apparently some characters from mad men worked. someone told me to be quiet. once the tornado was gone mom left and i stayed behind, and i befriended a lady. someone then burst into the room, sedated her and drew guro-y porn of her. she then woke up, ate the dude, whipped out her phone and started blogging about it.
i then had a series of weird, disconnected dreams, one of which featured me, as a female catperson, going to the land of the talking cats and helping a sizeable cat family with something or other of great import. afterwards i was sad to have to return, and one of the cat brothers, a most debonair fellow, propositioned me. i was considering when a fight broke out amongst the other brothers. one of them, whose face was hidden, revealed it to one of the others in a fit of anger, and started absorbing him a la the pillar men in jjba. he was then revealed to be lemongrab (????)
lemongrabs head then fell off and fell through the ground, growing tentacles and stuff as it traveled to the center of the earth, which ended up inspiring me to write a sci-fi novel called "the first seal", the title being a clever ruse, because you think it's referring to the destruction of the earth which has caused humanity to colonize other planets when in actuality it refers to humanity being the first wave of destruction to leave the earth, followed in turn by the unknowable creatures beneath the earth's crust.
i was outlining the protagonists for the novel when i woke up, bleary eyed, and immediately wrote up this post before i forgot anythinf
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Calculus Crunch Cereal: a continuous and differentiable part of this complete breakfast
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It is very fun, but super-hard.
For some reason the difficulty ups like 10 times when you get to the upside down castle.
Which is weird, because even retrogamers suck at saying why old games are good, other than "I played them as a kid"
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Aliroz, given your status as the cryptography expert, I must ask you what gives with this cryptic message I found on the train
Wow. Adventure!
Wish me luck
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead