The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Atlantean Death Tickle Revisited:
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They have faces now!
  • edited 2012-03-24 00:46:07
    ^^ The fuck is on that guy's pants?
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    pillows A floatation belt. The way it works is the Atlantean throws the belt around the target before pulling them into the water, then strangling them with their own body weight as the belt pulls them to the surface.
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  • edited 2012-03-24 02:18:13
    Man, if I had the misfortune of being in the same car as that kid at that time, my reaction would no doubt be...

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    Really, as much a brony as I am, this kinda shit is just annoying.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    the worst part is that the kid likes applejack
  • Why? Why? Why you hatin' on Applejack?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What's wrong with liking Applejack?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    you mean aside from the fact that she's a HUGE BITCH who killed her parents and then drove their rolls royce over a cliff
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:35:45
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Excuse me, are you bashing the biggest CMOA in the whole show? Because I think you are! Did you forget that her parents were horribly abusive towards her?
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:35:44
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^IKNOWRITE?!

    It's like everyone forgets that Applejack murdered her parents so she could inherent the farm just because she has a "can do" attitude!
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:36:24
    That is quite possibly the worst fanon I've ever heard.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    silly, don't you know what a SHITPOST is?
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    SEND FORTH THE LOOF
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:38:37
    ^^ I... thought I did, but maybe I'm wrong...
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:43:35
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    To be fair to AJ, though. Her parents did seem to care a lot more about the money the farm brought them than anything else. 

    I mean, spending all that money on such an expensive car? 

    I think the whole "Oh, we'll make do somehow! We always do," scene was one of the most uncomfortable scenes of TV history.

    I mean, ever one rags on that episode because it's such a heavy handed Aesop about personal responsibility, but at least they did a good job of making AJ's parents rather unlikable.

    Still, it would be nice if Apple Jack was actually CONFLICTED about putting all those sleeping pills in their cider.
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:44:11
    Okay, this seems a little elaborate to be merely shitposting, don't you think?
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:44:37
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    I don't like Applejack...but at least she's not Rainbow Dash.
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:45:50
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Okay, this seems a little elaborate to be merely shitposting, don't you think?"

    You must be new here. :P

    "I never liked Applejack...but at least she's not Rainbow Dash."

    Yeah...the episode where she "culled" her siblings because "There can be only one" and the whole "purity of the genes" thing?

    I have no idea what was going on in the episode...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Okay, this seems a little elaborate to be merely shitposting, don't you think?
    We have an entire forum for shitposting, silly. We're dedicated to our craft. :P
  • I don't like Applejack...but at least she's not Rainbow Dash.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Heaper's Hangout, polishing turds since 2011!"
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:50:10
    Don't patronize me, y'all.

    I know damn well what shitposting is, and I quite honestly enjoy it. But this seems a bit... mean-spirited to me.
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:50:04
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Rainbow Dash eats apples in 1490

    ^Mean-spirited?
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    It's pretty outlandish to be "mean".

    It's not like we're saying people who like AJ are patricide planning little napoleons, planning to stab their way to financial gain.

    I mean, IMPLYING, sure, but we draw the line at being overt about it.  
  • edited 2012-03-24 02:52:27
    I dunno, you probably just caught me in a mood that isn't exactly receptive to this kind of humor.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Time to check the trusty Mane Six Distortions Checklist!

    ✓ Pinkie Pie: See "Cupcakes" (p. 32)
    ✓ Rainbow Dash: See "Rainbow Factory" (p. 127)
    ✓ Rarity: Skins fashion critics alive, uses their coats to make overpriced clothing
    ✓ Twilight Sparkle: Kills ponies by stopping their hearts with telekinesis, Carrie-style
    ✓ Applejack: Killed parents with poisoned cider, destroyed Rolls Royce as symbol of their greed

    Now, who's left?

    ◻ Fluttershy

    ...dammit. Who could corrupt Fluttershy?
  • Futashy? No, wait...
  • edited 2012-03-24 03:09:39
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    *cough* shed.mov *cough* 

    Though, that's sort of clopping out and just going "Pinkie Pie" with her...
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    Pattycakes? I dunno.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I guess there's always the idea that fluttershy LIKES being a doormat, like...really, REALLY likes it.

    But that seems pedestrian compared to rest of the mane six.
  • edited 2012-03-24 03:25:25
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Who could corrupt Fluttershy?

  • edited 2012-03-24 03:35:04
    Except that that's canon, and we're not going to bring that into our discussion, are we? just Fluttershy being a jerk for a little while and not nearly as crazy/scary/permanent as the other distortions mentioned.
  • edited 2012-03-24 03:38:42
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Stay out of my shed" Fluttershy only works if the other ponies are borderline mentally retarded. 

    Now, they ARE in that particular series, but it certainly doesn't work if the ponies are their normal deranged selves. 

    Maybe she could be such a "doormat" that she seeks to be in that position? Purposely wandering down the "wrong ally" in ponyville in the hopes she'll be "taken advantage of". 

    Though that might turn comical very quickly if every instance turns out like this:

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  • edited 2012-03-24 03:40:16
    That was actually the first thing I thought of when you mentioned the idea of Fluttershy liking being a doormat (the comic, that is).
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  • edited 2012-03-24 03:43:05
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    • Except that that's canon, and we're not going to bring that into our discussion, are we? just Fluttershy being a jerk for a little while and not nearly as crazy/scary/permanent as the other distortions mentioned.
      Actually, that episode was about Fluttershy learning to be better at Magic. "If somepony wants to stall the board with a bunch of chumps, that's...fine." 
  • edited 2012-03-24 04:05:15
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Fluttershy stops playing a causal green weenie and starts playing a white control, Akroma... 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Actually, that episode was about Fluttershy learning to be better at Magic.
    While, ironically, becoming worse at friendship.
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  • "Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that playing with your favorite creatures is fun, but you also need answers to your opponent's threats. Even if you're not really a competitive player like Twilight's baby dragon."

    While, ironically, becoming worse at friendship.

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    X_X
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I really need to stop watching these true-crime shows. The reason. Destroying my TV like some of the fucking bitches on this goddamn show destroyed their victims is becoming VERY TEMPTING. :P

    I can't afford to buy another TV right now, so executing it Office Space-style is out of the question, but damn are these addictive. :( It's not even the TV's fault!
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