pillows A floatation belt. The way it works is the Atlantean throws the belt around the target before pulling them into the water, then strangling them with their own body weight as the belt pulls them to the surface.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
you mean aside from the fact that she's a HUGE BITCH who killed her parents and then drove their rolls royce over a cliff
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Excuse me, are you bashing the biggest CMOA in the whole show? Because I think you are! Did you forget that her parents were horribly abusive towards her?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
To be fair to AJ, though. Her parents did seem to care a lot more about the money the farm brought them than anything else.
I mean, spending all that money on such an expensive car?
I think the whole "Oh, we'll make do somehow! We always do," scene was one of the most uncomfortable scenes of TV history.
I mean, ever one rags on that episode because it's such a heavy handed Aesop about personal responsibility, but at least they did a good job of making AJ's parents rather unlikable.
Still, it would be nice if Apple Jack was actually CONFLICTED about putting all those sleeping pills in their cider.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Okay, this seems a little elaborate to be merely shitposting, don't you think?
We have an entire forum for shitposting, silly. We're dedicated to our craft. :P
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Time to check the trusty Mane Six Distortions Checklist!
✓ Pinkie Pie: See "Cupcakes" (p. 32) ✓ Rainbow Dash: See "Rainbow Factory" (p. 127) ✓ Rarity: Skins fashion critics alive, uses their coats to make overpriced clothing ✓ Twilight Sparkle: Kills ponies by stopping their hearts with telekinesis, Carrie-style ✓ Applejack: Killed parents with poisoned cider, destroyed Rolls Royce as symbol of their greed
Except that that's canon, and we're not going to bring that into our discussion, are we? just Fluttershy being a jerk for a little while and not nearly as crazy/scary/permanent as the other distortions mentioned.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"Stay out of my shed" Fluttershy only works if the other ponies are borderline mentally retarded.
Now, they ARE in that particular series, but it certainly doesn't work if the ponies are their normal deranged selves.
Maybe she could be such a "doormat" that she seeks to be in that position? Purposely wandering down the "wrong ally" in ponyville in the hopes she'll be "taken advantage of".
Though that might turn comical very quickly if every instance turns out like this:
Except that that's canon, and we're not going to bring that into our discussion, are we? just Fluttershy being a jerk for a little while and not nearly as crazy/scary/permanent as the other distortions mentioned.
Actually, that episode was about Fluttershy learning to be better at Magic. "If somepony wants to stall the board with a bunch of chumps, that's...fine."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Actually, that episode was about Fluttershy learning to be better at Magic.
"Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that playing with your favorite creatures is fun, but you also need answers to your opponent's threats. Even if you're not really a competitive player like Twilight's baby dragon."
I really need to stop watching these true-crime shows. The reason. Destroying my TV like some of the fucking bitches on this goddamn show destroyed their victims is becoming VERY TEMPTING. :P
I can't afford to buy another TV right now, so executing it Office Space-style is out of the question, but damn are these addictive. :( It's not even the TV's fault!
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
^Mean-spirited?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
✓ Pinkie Pie: See "Cupcakes" (p. 32)
✓ Rainbow Dash: See "Rainbow Factory" (p. 127)
✓ Rarity: Skins fashion critics alive, uses their coats to make overpriced clothing
✓ Twilight Sparkle: Kills ponies by stopping their hearts with telekinesis, Carrie-style
✓ Applejack: Killed parents with poisoned cider, destroyed Rolls Royce as symbol of their greed
Now, who's left?
◻ Fluttershy
...dammit. Who could corrupt Fluttershy?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis