The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I watched that ME!ME!ME! music video that's been making the rounds around tumblr a bit ago

    dang was that weird.
  • im not sure to what degree im actually chill vs pretending to be chill
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    boot to the head
  • naney said:

    im not sure to what degree im actually chill vs pretending to be chill

    that's always a weird situation
  • also I got my first genuine, unambiguous hatemail while playing Dark Souls 2 today

    it was a terrible experience and I don't get why people brag about it on reddit.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sometimes I've wondered, if I wrote something and it was published, would anyone send me hatemail over it.

    and if so, would I be amused
  • what the fuck did you just say about me you giant dad ill have you know that i graduated top of my class in the dewritos seals casual scum 420 REAL TRAP SHIT (*airhorns*)
  • real talk tho that sucks
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So I thought of the dumbass "Disney is gonna buy Hasbro at some point" rumor again

    I can't get over how people got tricked into thinking that Disney could announce multibillion-dollar deals to buy Lucasfilm AND Hasbro within, like, a week of each other and be just fine

    No ding to their finances, no negative impact on Disney's stock price...
  • Guy was mad because I was using "cheesy pyromancy" (apparently the standard Fireball is cheesy now, idk) and I didn't let him clear out the area I invaded him in before attacking him

    Mostly I'm just bummed that only I had a good time. PVP is best when all involved have fun, and I love getting invaded cuz it's so rare. Adds an extra bit of challenge.
  • kill living beings
    i'm like triple chill
  • i just dont like the idea of playing video games with others

    which is weird because i've stopped playing games for the most part cuz it makes me feel lonely
  • I like PVP in Dark Souls 2, because, in the best of circumstances, it lets you play a role, and I really enjoy roleplaying.

    One of the biggest reasons I want to get the PC version is that I want to be able to have my character's name display rather than my username when I invade people / am summoned by them for co-op.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think I'd only want to play a video game with someone if said someone were a friend.

    None of this "strangers on the internet" stuff
  • I feel like summoning Knight Simon for co-op inspires more confidence than summoning Doom Hippo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Kirby wins everything forever
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I notice that dicks are plastered everywhere more than yonic symbolism
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    because they're sillier
  • my Dark Souls 2 characters:

    • Knight Simon (Pure Strength build) [Heirs of The Sun]
    • Witch Ludmila (Int/Faith Hexing build) [Bell Guardians]
    • Bandit Khalifa (Pure Dex build) [Brotherhood of Blood]
    • Sanctified Petra (Str/Faith build) [Heirs of The Sun]
    • Kierah of Lanafir (Dex/Pyro build) [Dragon Remnants]
    • Gorham The Berserker (Pure Strength build, again) [Brotherhood of Blood]
    (cue cries of "no one caaaaaaaaaaaares")
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    my Dark Souls 2 characters:


    • Knight Simon (Pure Strength build) [Heirs of The Sun]
    • Witch Ludmila (Int/Faith Hexing build) [Bell Guardians]
    • Bandit Khalifa (Pure Dex build) [Brotherhood of Blood]
    • Sanctified Petra (Str/Faith build) [Heirs of The Sun]
    • Kierah of Lanafir (Dex/Pyro build) [Dragon Remnants]
    • Gorham The Berserker (Pure Strength build, again) [Brotherhood of Blood]
    (cue cries of "no one caaaaaaaaaaaares")
    I dunno, Jane. I at least like seeing you chatter on about Dark Souls and similar, even if I can't really contribute (in fact, FTL has still held my interest to such a degree that I've had trouble focusing on Crusader Kings II). You could sort of say the same thing for my FTL rambles in fact, but @eriophora likes that so even I'm not alone there.
  • my Dark Souls 2 characters:


    • Knight Simon (Pure Strength build) [Heirs of The Sun]
    • Witch Ludmila (Int/Faith Hexing build) [Bell Guardians]
    • Bandit Khalifa (Pure Dex build) [Brotherhood of Blood]
    • Sanctified Petra (Str/Faith build) [Heirs of The Sun]
    • Kierah of Lanafir (Dex/Pyro build) [Dragon Remnants]
    • Gorham The Berserker (Pure Strength build, again) [Brotherhood of Blood]
    (cue cries of "no one caaaaaaaaaaaares")
    What is your fashion for these characters? 
  • my Dark Souls 2 characters:


    • Knight Simon (Pure Strength build) [Heirs of The Sun]
    • Witch Ludmila (Int/Faith Hexing build) [Bell Guardians]
    • Bandit Khalifa (Pure Dex build) [Brotherhood of Blood]
    • Sanctified Petra (Str/Faith build) [Heirs of The Sun]
    • Kierah of Lanafir (Dex/Pyro build) [Dragon Remnants]
    • Gorham The Berserker (Pure Strength build, again) [Brotherhood of Blood]
    (cue cries of "no one caaaaaaaaaaaares")
    What is your fashion for these characters? 
    Knight Simon and Witch Ludmila are pretty straightforward (Syan set and Black Witch set w/ hat respectively)

    Bandit Khalifa has the bandit chestpiece (of course) and the Jester cap

    Petra has the Archdrake set

    Kierah has either the Alva set with the Archdrake helm or the Leather set with the hunter's cap depending on my mood at the time

    Gorham just rocks the rags from the beginning of the game and a big ol' club
  • edited 2014-11-22 11:33:40
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't care that you don't care about our shared ethnicity. That's your business. You're not a "race traitor."

    All I ask is that you not contribute to our erasure.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    Now if only they could figure out what a mobile phone is.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    whiskers on kittens
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kittens are pretty great, really.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Kittens and BBQ sauce.
  • nooooooooooooooooo 8<
  • The Bizkit Quartet
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    people here don't seem to like to shitpost like they used to
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    I notice that dicks are plastered everywhere more than yonic symbolism

    Men are more obsessed with their willies than women with their hoohoos.

    Yes, I just used dumb slang for maximum silliness. WH4T NOW?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Saxoboard.

    My god.

    Someone alchemise this. I don't care if we don't have the technology. Make us have the technology.
  • i just realized that i never finished Witch Hunter Robin

    that shit was my jam when i was like

    12 I think?

    it was one of the few anime shows as the public library at the time
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
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  • It is one of the ideas I talk about with 'Arthur' while walking.

    Other ideas include telekinesis, creating a stationary fireball to follow me on cold days, and replacing my legs with robotic substitutes. I keep telling him that would just move the pain to my upper legs, but he don't listen
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mom and I got back from Thanksgiving shopping
  • LWLW
    edited 2014-11-22 17:36:08

    SO THERE I WAS BEING LOUIEW

    AND THE TROPERS WERE LIKE "HEY WE'RE POOPPOSTING ISN'T THAT AWESOME AND PLEASE STOP APOLOGIZING?"

    AND I WAS LIKE "SORRY, WAIT, LOL NO."

    AND THEY WERE LIKE "NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT LACKING PERCEPTION OF THE SCARLET WEATHER RHAPSODY OF SUBTERRANEAN ANIMISM IN THE IMPERISHABLE NIGHT ~ CHASE THE ENIGMA OF THE PERFECT CHERRY BLOSSOM SUPERDREADNOUGHT GUIGNOL MOUNTAIN OF FAITH, SHOOT THE BULLET"

    AND I WAS LIKE "LOL, TOUHOU DOES NOT EXIST."

    AND THEN I WATCHED SOME SKETCHBOOK AND MOONWALKED OUT OF THE FORUM

    I LOVE MY LIFE
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    this meme never should have died
  • maybe in a month or two i will have enough hair to do a man-bun
  • naney said:

    a man-bun

    idk still how i feel about man buns i think a lot of people who are otherwise stylish do it q badly
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I had forgotten about that meme
  • im in london for Thanksgiving dinner which is going to be in a Chinese restaurant, on a sunday . fuck tradition innit
  • yeah

    but if i don't like it i can just not do it, let it be long and whatever
  • tbh part of me kinda wants to chase after SLP louche rock'n'roll kinda vibes
  • but less corny

    maybe
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
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