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Obā-san · 2014-11-19 21:58:04

like it's only hit 10 once

if it weren't for the two times it's snowed you'd think it was still fall

Aliroz · 2014-11-19 22:23:18

Central Avenue said:

Anonus said:
I never understood why landscape paintings angered people so much
They're, like, the epitome of bland inoffensiveness

I like landscape paintings and I think they're awesome!

Maybe you think it's bland, but that's because you live in blandybland flatland.

Princess Alice · 2014-11-19 22:54:29

Heap Sins: Everything Wrong With Central Avenue 3 & Knuckles In 10 Posts Or Less

Aliroz · 2014-11-19 22:59:25

Central Avenue said:
Heap Sins: Everything Wrong With Central Avenue 3 & Knuckles In 10 Posts Or Less

Heap Letter Media: THESE HEAPERS ARE SO DUMB AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT I PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH VIDEOS ARE TOO LONG WHO EVEN WATCHES VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET THAT ARE THAT LONG

Haven · 2014-11-19 23:13:41

what the-

I didn't even realize he was still alive, for one thing.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-19 23:16:04

Odradek said:
I remember an All That! sketch about a fetus that was a rapper, as an extrapolation from rappers like Lil' Bow Wow.

He was called Lil' Fetus. "Yo Yo Yo Embryo" was a line of his.

YNTKT

Man, that was just the intro to Lil' Embryo

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-19 23:16:31

Haven said:
what the-

I didn't even realize he was still alive, for one thing.

Oh god, I thought that was a hoax

Obā-san · 2014-11-19 23:18:03

MAHWWAGE

Odradek · 2014-11-19 23:22:43

Aliroz said:

Central Avenue said:
Heap Sins: Everything Wrong With Central Avenue 3 & Knuckles In 10 Posts Or Less
Heap Letter Media: THESE HEAPERS ARE SO DUMB AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT I PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH VIDEOS ARE TOO LONG WHO EVEN WATCHES VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET THAT ARE THAT LONG

Agree

Section42L · 2014-11-19 23:24:59

Odradek said:

Aliroz said:

Central Avenue said:
Heap Sins: Everything Wrong With Central Avenue 3 & Knuckles In 10 Posts Or Less
Heap Letter Media: THESE HEAPERS ARE SO DUMB AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT I PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH VIDEOS ARE TOO LONG WHO EVEN WATCHES VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET THAT ARE THAT LONG
Agree

Can we please not do this again?

Obā-san · 2014-11-19 23:28:30

teletubbies voices shouting AGAIN AGAIN in the distance

Obā-san · 2014-11-19 23:34:07

serious tho it's just a media critic on the internet like just chillax

Imipolex G · 2014-11-19 23:35:10

road movie

Princess Alice · 2014-11-19 23:36:34

Heapshens: 2014 Naney Tat Special

Obā-san · 2014-11-20 00:00:54

relevant to earlier

Princess Alice · 2014-11-20 00:14:19

Pros of being a murderer: women will throw themselves at you

Cons of being a murderer: They're the kind of women who are attracted to murderers

Princess Alice · 2014-11-20 00:17:45

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_that_are_not_Katawa_Shoujou_references

Imipolex G · 2014-11-20 00:18:07

murderbuddies

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-20 00:19:15

also you have to stay in jail for, like, ever.

Princess Alice · 2014-11-20 00:32:10

Anonus · 2014-11-20 01:01:25

I'm watching the original Madagascar for some reason

They're going for this fast-paced brand of humor, and it doesn't seem to work very well

The voices of Ben Stiller and Chris Rock don't seem to fit their characters (Alex the lion and Marty the zebra) very well

and they're not that distinct (Chris Rock is more distinct than Ben Stiller but still)

Anonus · 2014-11-20 01:04:14

Gloria the hippo is Jada Pinkett Smith's only notable role (and perhaps she got it because Katzenberg loves celebrity and her husband was in DWA's previous effort, Shark Tale), and we have Melman the giraffe, played by the fresh-off-of-Friends David Schwimmer

What kind of name is "Melman" anyway

Anonus · 2014-11-20 01:09:57

Hey naney, your un-favorite Hans Zimmer did the orchestral music for this movie

Anonus · 2014-11-20 01:11:03

ah here come the good characters, the Penguins

Anonus · 2014-11-20 01:15:10

so we go from the Penguins plotting their escape from the zoo to Marty doing armpit farts and proclaiming "you don't see that on Animal Planet"

never before has the contrast between humor and fake-humor been so pronounced

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-20 01:22:31

Central Avenue said:
Amusing thing spotted on the way to school: traffic cones with just "TRANSPORTATION" stenciled on them

That'll narrow it down!

what about those traffic cones whose purpose it is to wear as hats?

naney said:

what is this guy even holding? it looks like a bag of trash connected to a handcuff

also what that hair

Imipolex G said:
I never liked Pac-Man, not gonna lie

me neither...i guess i didn't grow up with it, so i never got good at it or something -- and i was always more a sit-down sort of gamer and sucked at twitch reflex stuff like this

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-20 01:23:05

Central Avenue said:

i want this clock

because i know just how loud that alarm clock is

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-20 01:24:05

Central Avenue said:
Time to randomly post my keyboards.

i disabled gesture-to-word

it actually made the "hold down this key to get alternate character" faster

i was pleased since i had trouble with it thanks to slippery fingers anyway

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-20 01:25:03

it's kinda odd...seems like moving one's finger through a word would be faster

but between the software guessing me wrong and me being used to a lot of typing on real physical keyboards, it's just a lot more convenient for me to bang out the letters one by one

Anonus · 2014-11-20 01:25:10

http://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/7172/for-some-reason-anonus-watches-madagascar/p1

so as not to clutter this thread anymore

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-20 01:26:14

Central Avenue said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_that_are_not_Katawa_Shoujou_references

i knew this wouldn't exist yet i clicked it anyway

this is that same sort of thinking that got my computer infected with a virus back in 2003

Obā-san · 2014-11-20 01:32:55

it is

a bag

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-20 01:36:44

i'm with gmh on this one. he's handcuffed to garbage. maybe it's nuclear waste? something valuable.

Obā-san · 2014-11-20 01:41:36

apparently that collection was secretary inspired

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-20 02:13:06

frog enough for ya?

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-20 02:13:23

shit that's too zoomed out.

Time to edit thumbnails ho hum ho hum

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-20 02:45:44

Klinotaxis · 2014-11-20 02:48:22

nobody tell t-rex about turbulent airflow

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-20 02:49:38

Man, there are a lot of thing you shouldn't tell t-rex about

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-20 02:49:59

April 17th, 2013: When I was a kid my dad told me that the person who designed the 386 went insane afterwards, and while I can't find any information online to confirm that story today, it did make my 386DX seem a little more badass.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-20 02:51:20

I am feeling very flighty today.

I'd say very froggy but that's just my avatar.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-20 02:52:17

You're now reminding me of when everyone in the Homestuck thread used the same Aradia pic as an avatar.

It was creepy as all get out

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-20 02:53:09

something about that one touhou character with frogs in her hat

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-20 02:53:41

Suwako is underrated.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-20 02:54:01

i think that one reason i haven't really felt like jumping into dinosaur comics is because i'm more of a visual/aural person than a verbal person

this is not to say that dinosaur comics is bad -- i think it's awesome. i just haven't read it regularly

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-20 02:54:12

This is actually Asui "Hopper" Tsuyu from Hero Academia though.

glennmagusharvey said:
i think that one reason i haven't really felt like jumping into dinosaur comics is because i'm more of a visual/aural person than a verbal person

this is not to say that dinosaur comics is bad -- i think it's awesome

I have had a hard time reading it at length for much that reason actually.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-20 02:54:59

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Yarrun XIX · 2014-11-20 02:56:19

That did not come out as intended

So, someone snuck some ASCII art into some pages of Qwantz, and it's supposed to look like this

glennmagusharvey · 2014-11-20 02:59:17

That's hilarious.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-11-20 03:00:03

ehehehehe I'm all giddy for no reason

I love it.

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