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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't think I would even want to be "normal"...I feel like that would just be denying who I really am.

    But I worry that being content with having no IRL friends means I'm "broken" in some fundamental way...
  • It means you're introverted, and that is about it.

    That said, I officially "hung out with friends" for the first time yesterday and it was surprisingly enjoyable, so you may want to give it a shot anyway.

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    when gas costs $3.99

    Where do you live CA?

    The merry old land of Oz?

    I wish petrol here was even within pissing distance of $4 per gallon

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17490088

    Petrol is $8.88 a gallon here :(
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    If gas were anywhere near $9 a gallon here, there would likely be strikes and protests as far as the eye can see. While city dwellers can get by because the big cities have decent commuter transportation (yes, even LA and Houston do these days), it disproportionately affects the interior of the country and small towns, which were built up at a time when gas was the equivalent of about $1 a gallon in modern currency. Bus service in many places like that is a joke, and no one is going to want to ride a bike on roads where everyone else drives (and often poorly at that).

    I know, I know, we're spoiled and all, but it's as much about keeping the peace in West Wheat Stalk, KS as it is about keeping K St and Wall St happy.
  • Just Spiders, Haven. I haven't considered making a blue deck since I started hating blue and all that it stood for (though, to be honest, I'm thinking of doing away with that and exploring blue again)
  • edited 2012-03-23 17:29:07
    I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    "CA: Personally, I think that being "weird" in that way is quite fine and
    good; trying to be "normal" is boring. It just depends on whether you
    feel your life is happy and fulfilling that way."

    If you ask me, there's no such thing as "normal" people. Each individual leads an extremely complex inner life, and thus can be thought of as entire world to themselves. When people talk about a person who is "weird" what they are ultimately referring to is the presence of uncommon *outward* actions.

    Doing unusual things or normal things in an odd way can be both beneficial and detrimental. It provides an experience and can offer knowledge. Perhaps doing things the weird way is more efficient or pleasant than the common way.

    The only real worry is if an uncommon action is truly harmful, such as a person who feels guilty if they don't eat all the leftovers, even if doing so means eating contaminated food. Also, no, failure to 'fit in' does not count as truly harmful.

    *gets off of soapbox*

  • The sadness will last forever.
    I ate dog once. Not that good.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    He of the Coral Blade compels you!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    When I was a kid, I dreamt of living in a motor home. Still dream of it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've thought of that. Sounds nice, but impractical.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I'M TALKIN' BOUT THEM 360 COMMAND GRABS
  • The sadness will last forever.
    There's a Cinnamoroll manga, sure it's good and all but I want a Hello Kitty manga! If it exists, I will be happy.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    first she let her hair fal and down it flussed to her feet its teviots winding coils
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Mack Bolan was the son of Richard Wentworth and Nita van Sloan.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'm becoming boring. No matter. -shrugs-
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    And apparently Margo Lane was Lois Lane's sister, making Batman Clark Kent's...nephew-in-law?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Diets suck.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Watching a clip of the Disney Sword in the Stone movie on YouTube made me think: even if it wasn't very good, I still find it funny. I think part of it is Merlin's over-the-top mannerisms.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    nn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ARCHIMEDES
  • edited 2012-03-23 19:56:09
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'll turn you into a human!

    ^^Night, whale.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Night, Whalie!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You know I used to feel that having unconventional interests was wrong, CA.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You too, huh? That surprises me; you seem like the type who embraces your unconventional interests.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...So now that the ABC Lionsgate merger is complete, that just means AU has more property for me to destroy!

    *sets Lionsgate's carpet on fire*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Most of the time I do.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Critics praise Amazon.com and the Insufferable Jackass!

    "I laughed, heartily." -- Haven Magazine

    "Why does Amazon.com put up with The Insufferable Jackass?" -- Anonus Weekly

    "Avenue I enjoyed that. :]"
    -- cyberneticsquid.com

    So get off your lazy ass and watch AMAZON.COM AND THE INSUFFERABLE JACKASS, only on ABC!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ablanathanalba
  • edited 2012-03-23 21:44:19
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Chris Gari's Innovation sounds stupid; the brass in the first cut is out of place and it sounds like what would happen if he bludgeoned The X Package with the XTREME Stick even harder than it had previously been bludgeoned. (They erroneously listed KTTV in Los Angeles, CA as Innovation's original client in 2004 before correcting this, hence the connection with The X Package, which they did commission)

    Also The X-2 Package sounds a bit like Image News in places.
  • but I want a Hello Kitty manga! If it exists, I will be happy.

    I would be willing to bet there's at least a 4koma.

  • edited 2012-03-23 22:16:56
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So Sonic Generations writes Hydrocity Zone as "Hydro City Zone". Well there goes my "high-dross-ity" pronunciation, I guess!
  • Don't feel so bad. The moment I saw "Hydrocity Zone", I mentally pronounced it as "High-dross-ity Zone" too.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Oh, wow. I only just noticed the wordplay in the "Hy-dross-ity" pronounciation. Why does it take so long to notice some of these things? [/derp lizard]
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *writes 20,000 angry letters to the developers of Sonic Generations*
  • edited 2012-03-23 22:34:45
    "Sonic Team, what does the scouter say about her angry fan letter count?"

    "It's over NINETEEN THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!"

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The problem is there are only 26 letters to work with, so I had to write each one hundreds of times.
  • edited 2012-03-23 22:38:31
    Damn, never saw that pun coming.

    Myself, I am disappoint.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Thrash metal is an angry man with big hair yelling at you.

    Death metal is a skeleton dressed like a surgeon hitting you with a hammer.

    Black metal is a giant spider.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Doom metal is funeral music for a depressed hermit.

    Stoner metal is riff music for potheads.

    Power metal is what happens if you give electric instruments to medieval peoples
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Time for bed. See you tomorrow.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Later Gator.
  • edited 2012-03-23 22:59:15
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Heavy metal is mercury or molybdenum. 

    ^^ Good gatornight.
  • edited 2012-03-24 00:04:38
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