The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Is that a compliment or an insult...?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I don't actually know anything about Doctor Strange but apparently the last barrier to him actually getting hired as him is his fucking casting schedule, lol
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    one thing about all these comic book movies is that I'm learning about characters I've never heard of before
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm so sweaty

    Why
  • Acererak said:

    For Halloween I am going as Hunter x Hunter, because it's dead as fuck

    my brother's fallen in love with the anime, though I don't think he's got the patience for the manga

    Killua's his fave
  • I'm so sweaty

    Why

    It's a cold sweat... also you're probably living your life for honor instead of glory: trapped in a dream, snake-eater, yadda yadda etc.

    one thing about all these comic book movies is that I'm learning about characters I've never heard of before

    One thing about all this comic book movies is that I'm realizing that a lot of super heroes have really boring names. "Super-man" "Bat-man" Like honestly, that's about as creative as smearing chocolate on yourself and getting like 20 puppies to lick it off. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    one of the baddest riffs.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    One thing about all this comic book movies is that I'm realizing that a
    lot of super heroes have really boring names. "Super-man" "Bat-man" Like
    honestly, that's about as creative as smearing chocolate on yourself
    and getting like 20 puppies to lick it off.
    You forgot Spider-Man and X-Man
  • Adjective-man and Noun-man can surely defeat Descriptive-man. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Adverb-Man could take on Conjunction-Man, surely
  • edited 2014-10-29 11:20:18
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    That's actually a pretty solid casting choice. Given the Cucurbit's track record, that is nigh-miraculous.

    no it's not

    the fuck are you talking about
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Benedict Cumberbatch
    Everytime I do it makes me laugh
    How did our eyes get so red
    And what the hell is on Joey's head?
  • edited 2014-10-29 11:35:41

    its an ideal casting choice, for it upsets the most nerds

    also benedict cimberbatcj actually is a decent actor
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'm in a bad mood and I hate most things right now.

    This is a mood that can only be cured by good things happening to things I like (Like all accountants in the world getting a raise) or bad things happening to things I hate (wikipedia editors getting mosquito bites, except not the malaria kind or west-nile kind because that's beyond the pale).


  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Sure. Benedict Cimberbatcj is a great actor. One of the best, and a performer that is very dear to my heart.

    Benedic Cumberbatch is a weird British man who looks like an alien and whose star power and personality will completely overshadow the character.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Acererak said:

    Is that a compliment or an insult...?

    He's a good actor that ends up in or chooses a lot of ill-fitting or poorly-written roles. Seeing him in a film role that actually fits—and not only that, but a film that I would go see—is a very pleasant surprise.
  • edited 2014-10-29 11:44:20
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Windblade said:

    Sure. Benedict Cimberbatcj is a great actor. One of the best, and a performer that is very dear to my heart.


    Benedic Cumberbatch is a weird British man who looks like an alien and whose star power and personality will completely overshadow the character.
    And Benedict T. C. Cumberbatch is a person I don't really care about.

    Anyways, Youtube:

    Mongoose eats cobra:  Click on it, you're able to watch it.

    Python eats Rabbit:  You must sign in to confirm your age.
  • honestly tho im beginning to get a wee bit tired of people insulting benedict cumberbatch's looks

    not because i like him particularly, but because it just seems rather brutish, mean and spiteful

    and yes im aware that i've done this in the past, but sometimes i do bad things too
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Like I've always been of the mind that the MCU characters that stick out are those that fit their performers like a second skin.

    Chris Evans is a good-ol'-boy, so's Captain America. Downey Jr.'s a party hard alcoholic, so's Iron Man. Samuel L. Jackson is a shouty man, so's Fury. Hayley Atwell is so sick of asshole men, and Peggy Carter gets to punch them. Mark Ruffalo is always angry.

    BC can't do that, not with this.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    naney said:

    honestly tho im beginning to get a wee bit tired of people insulting benedict cumberbatch's looks

    not because i like him particularly, but because it just seems rather brutish, mean and spiteful

    and yes im aware that i've done this in the past, but sometimes i do bad things too

    Like I could like talk about his continued support of apparent high-profile sex offender Julian Assange, or taking pride in his family's colonial history...

    But that takes time and I'm lazy. BC is a reptilian humanoid.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Windblade said:

    naney said:

    honestly tho im beginning to get a wee bit tired of people insulting benedict cumberbatch's looks

    not because i like him particularly, but because it just seems rather brutish, mean and spiteful

    and yes im aware that i've done this in the past, but sometimes i do bad things too

    Like I could like talk about his continued support of apparent high-profile sex offender Julian Assange, or taking pride in his family's colonial history...

    But that takes time and I'm lazy. BC is a reptilian humanoid.
    Remember, it's the "humanoid" part of that that's the problem.
  • kill living beings

    Mongoose eats cobra:  Click on it, you're able to watch it.

    Python eats Rabbit:  You must sign in to confirm your age.

    haha cuteness

    also not age restricted


  • Now see, stuff like the Julian As sagte thing is what I'd like to hear from the Anti- BC crowd. Not the same thing about his face being weird.

    All I know about Strange is that he needs a really over-the-top goatee. Like, really impressive.
  • I'm in a bad mood and I hate most things right now.

    This is a mood that can only be cured by good things happening to things I like (Like all accountants in the world getting a raise) or bad things happening to things I hate (wikipedia editors getting mosquito bites, except not the malaria kind or west-nile kind because that's beyond the pale).


    -pap-
  • edited 2014-10-29 12:15:45
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'm in a much better mood since I found a youtube video of Octopuses hatching.  And another one of an octopus unscrewing a jar from the inside as if it wanted to escape, and then just staying in the jar because Octopus.

    (NOTE:  It is not Octopi.  It is Octopuses.  If it was from Latin, it would be Octopi.  But it's from Greek.  Octopodes would also be more acceptable than Octopi, but that's Greek.  An English version of a Greek word should be an English version of a Greek word, not a Latin version of a Greek word.  Octopus.  Greek for eight-feet.  Make it Octopi, and you mess with the word itself.)
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    To be perfectly frank, a man's morals has no standing in the art he makes. But as performer who works in a visual medium, their appearance does matter.

    Dr. Strange was an asshole neurosurgeon with no shred of charity or humility (bah humbug), until an accident cost him the use of his hands and his career. Searching for a means to restore his fine motor control and his life, Stephen Strange travels to Tibet to learn magic at the feet of the Ancient One. But after a grand adventure, Strange is instead chosen as the Sorcerer Supreme, successor of the Ancient One, defender of man through the medium of magic.

    That's Dr. Strange. I really like Dr. Strange.
  • edited 2014-10-29 12:26:29
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    naney said:

    honestly tho im beginning to get a wee bit tired of people insulting benedict cumberbatch's looks

    not because i like him particularly, but because it just seems rather brutish, mean and spiteful

    and yes im aware that i've done this in the past, but sometimes i do bad things too

    I think that people make fun of his looks because of the disparity between his status as a sex symbol and how goofy he looks. A female sex symbol wouldn't be allowed to look that goofy.

    I'm not saying that it's right that people do that. I'm just saying that it's understandable why they do.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The Defenders were my favorite superhero team as a kid, because they were the team made up of people who didn't fit into the Avengers.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    The Defenders are great.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    naney said:

    honestly tho im beginning to get a wee bit tired of people insulting benedict cumberbatch's looks

    not because i like him particularly, but because it just seems rather brutish, mean and spiteful

    and yes im aware that i've done this in the past, but sometimes i do bad things too

    I think people make fun of his looks because of the disparity between his status as a sex symbol and how goofy he looks. A female sex symbol wouldn't be allowed to look that goofy.

    I'm not saying that it's right that people do that. I'm just saying that it's understandable why they do.
    Counterpoint: Cameron Diaz.

    /likes the way Cameron Diaz looks.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anyway here is my halloween costume.

    I am Gregor Samsa 
    DyI4akf.jpg
  • edited 2014-10-29 12:52:05
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also:

    Spoiler:
    Kittens running around in bathtub: 



    Spiders hatching from egg and running around clear box: CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE GORY (BUT COOL) FOOTAGE>



    Quoth Youtube Commentators:


    EnragedBarrothGaming: My question, is why that thing isn't' on fire, and why you aren't on the Nope train

    leopardgeckotreevt: PLEASE!!!! CAN SOMEONE POST A VIDEO WHERE SOMEONE LIGHTS A SPIDER NEST ON FIRE?!?!?!?!
    stevielikesdick: Whoever filmed this should be thrown in jail for not lighting it on fire.. Now we must light the world on fire. R.I.P everyone

    ilario max: did u have a flametower right ? ^_^

    Jayden Thomas: Kill......Them.....AAAAALLLLLL!!!!

    Mandy Bella: Just Precious isn't it! Awww We lets pick out names for the little son's of satan :)
    image

    D wilson: my solution to this.....flamethrower! ....or maybe a tank.........or scream like a little girl EEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

    Coolia Maddy: nuke it from orbit only way to be sure

    Jake Paprowski: Kill it with fire

    Thedeadone28: NOPE NOPE NOPE
    flies off to Mars

    Elisebean1: Ok now where is my boot....

    Bigtao97: ewwwww burn that down !!!

    Juan Dourekas: KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL IT!!!

    Oliver: You're breeding demons

    Silverrosedragon18: Nothing to do here
    Flys out of the Milky Way on a jetpack

    Stugsvamp Shibe: FRAG THEM BEFORE THEY REPRODUCE

    gangstar 700000: omg kill them all! maybe they will kill humans... -.-

    liltriste4ever: hate those things they are discusting


    Coolwizzi Studios:.... Excuse me while I go burn my backyard.

    Ccutie90: I literally had to hold my phone a foot away from me whilst watching
    this... I hope u took this opportunity to burn the house down!

    Madamhoodie1: DUDE YOU ARE LITERALLY SPAWNING DEATH NO STOP THAT EUHGHGHH NOOOO

    Malcolm Wilson: i'm sorry y'all. I love all creatures but spiders. I'd set that whole nest on fire and make sure every one of them burns. lol


    Spoilered because some people are afraid of cats, and some people are afraid of spiders.

    ^ I like the antennae.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Slippery Rock
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Today's physics lab cut short by fire alarm
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fire department is here
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is the building on fire? :o
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Don't know yet
  • my secret: i spend anywhere from 15 minutes to half an hour combing my hair every day
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    erry day erry day
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Sartorial Master Naney is the name of my new Anime
  • naney said:

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    Your name is BRIAN, but your proper name is BUCKETHEAD. Actually no, scrap all of that, you are THE GRAND HIGHCLUCK.

    You reside in the land of CLUCKBEASTS and ELECTRIC. CLUCK CLUCK MOTHER FUCK. Your screen name is chickenNugget.

    ( o)< you dont type a cluckful lot but when you start clicking and clucking it clucks like you wont stop 


  • i found myself about 3000 pages back
  • kill living beings
    hold my hand
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Windblade said:

    naney said:

    honestly tho im beginning to get a wee bit tired of people insulting benedict cumberbatch's looks

    not because i like him particularly, but because it just seems rather brutish, mean and spiteful

    and yes im aware that i've done this in the past, but sometimes i do bad things too

    Like I could like talk about his continued support of apparent high-profile sex offender Julian Assange, or taking pride in his family's colonial history...

    But that takes time and I'm lazy. BC is a reptilian humanoid.
    Wasn't the whole case against Assange kind of dubious and legally shaky in the first place? Like, he embarrasses the Swedish government and all of a sudden two women in Sweden are on hand and claim he had sex with them without a condom, which is technically considered sexual assault due to something in Swedish law. I'm not saying the dude isn't sketchy as hell and a raving egomaniac (because he is both), but that whole scandal seemed at least partly manufactured.

    As for the whole "proud of his colonial heritage" thing, I've heard a lot of people blame Cumberbatch for somehow being a terrible person by proxy because of his ancestors (which is stupid), but this one is new to me.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Benedict Cumberbabttch is the first rapper to have something meaningful to say in years
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    Looks like I won't have any more discussions until after halloween.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I mean, at the end of the day I'm really not that invested in some random actor's opinions and how they fail to align with my own, but I do find it exceedingly annoying when there's this insinuation that not only should I accept all aspersions upon the character of random public figures as gospel, but that the whole Your Fave Is Problematic approach to misguided or stupid opinions is in any way valid.

    I mean, whether or not Cumberbatch is or is not miscast in something—as he is quite a lot—has about as much to do with his possible dearth of moral perfection as my fondness for the visual aesthetic in Steve Ditko's early work has to do with my opinions on Ayn Rand.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Objectivism is hilarious
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It is. And Ditko's work on Doctor Strange is gorgeous. Hell, Mr. A is a great-looking comic, even if the opinions expressed are ridiculous and disturbing. Sometimes madness makes for great art.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I heard someone express the sentiment that his work on the Creeper is both brilliant and insane.
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