The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • actually i don't think that'd be all that hard now that i think about it

    you might need specialized equipment to cut them that way though?
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    they are done

    a little overdone, but pretty good
  • darn

    now i want some curly fries
  • Allium schoenoprasum et Allium tuberosum
  • ENTIRE GENUS IS TASTY
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "The Trees is actually amazing and hilarious because I have on multiple occasions had people listen to the lyrics and then asked them what the political message was and EVERY SINGLE TIME the answer it's a leftist song.

    Only an objectivist could write the lines "the maples want more sunlight and the oaks ignore their pleas" and "and they wonder why the maples can't be happy in their shade" and not go "jesus the oaks are fucking assholes.""
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yeah, I always thought the oaks were kinda jerkasses
  • why is objectivism basically a justification for being a selfish jerk
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    because Ayn Rand was a selfish jerk, and if you are a selfish jerk, it is easy to appeal to other selfish jerks
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    because Ayn Rand hated communism
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and was a selfish jerk
  • Remember the spider-man cartoon where they weren't allowed to say blood, so Morbius the Living Vampire went around talking about plasma?

    Now I'm just whistling his theme music. 

    dooo DOO doo doo DOO doo doo doo doo dooooo
  • edited 2014-10-28 22:29:48
    ...And even when your hope is gone
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    (2015 self)
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    To get an idea of how rarely jaywalking restrictions are enforced around here, there are several blocks on campus where the sidewalk drops to exactly street level to make it easier to cross at any spot
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why are there only 12 notes
  • ive been musicing

    i am getting better

    i am unsure how to write an effective solo part
  • why are there only 12 notes

    you should talk to the beau about this

    or rather you should try mentioning it and then he will tell you alllllll sorts of cool things about microtonal music and alternate tuning systems and things
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    naney said:

    ive been musicing

    i am getting better

    i am unsure how to write an effective solo part

    i on the other hand feel as though my music is actively getting worse all the time

    ahahaha

    insecurity
  • naney said:

    ive been musicing

    i am getting better

    i am unsure how to write an effective solo part

    Make a simple melody of notes in the chord, then fill out the empty spots with passing tones and neighboring tones. 
  • And at least you two have been making music.

    I've had access to musicmaking tools again for the first time in a month and I have made jack-all so far.
  • naney said:

    ive been musicing

    i am getting better

    i am unsure how to write an effective solo part

    Make a simple melody of notes in the chord, then fill out the empty spots with passing tones and neighboring tones. 
    that's

    actually pretty helpful
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've composed several things on FL Studio over the past week

    at this point, you will hear none of them
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Because I suck at it
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I like minor chords
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    minor chords express my inner angst
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    You can deep-fry in a saucepan or a chicken fryer if you're careful about it and use a thermometer. 350 is about as high as most oils can go.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When you really think about it...

    How can we be sure Marconi still plays the mamba?

    I don't know if I can sleep until this is resolved :\
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I like how nonsensical that lyric is
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Marconi's dead
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Marconi remains dead
  • Until I regain the ability to compose, I'm going to collect whale recordings

    I don't care if I have composer's block. I made a promise to myself that I'd write this comic symphony, and by Jove, I'll do it.
  • edited 2014-10-28 23:51:04
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    not gonna lie
  • Hard to believe jaywalking is illegal...

    In the UK, if the road is clear, you can cross it.
  • Hard to believe jaywalking is illegal...

    In the UK, if the road is clear, you can cross it.

    What is Jaywalking anyway...
  • Wikipedia has it as the "illegal or reckless pedestrian crossing of a roadway."
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    It's technically illegal here, but it's up to each municipality to enforce it, and enforcement tends to be really lax outside of large cities and resort towns.
  • edited 2014-10-29 01:34:05

    Mike Lickver capped his odyssey from law school to articling to being
    hired at a big downtown law firm by making a rap video about the
    journey.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Princess Alice and Prince Anonus do royal stuff together
  • For Halloween I am going as Hunter x Hunter, because it's dead as fuck
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Hard to believe jaywalking is illegal...

    In the UK, if the road is clear, you can cross it.

    Like I said, it's rarely actually enforced. I've seen people cross against the red signal in front of traffic cops and nobody even batted an eye.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Incidentally, our crosswalk signals are different than yours

    We both have a walking man for "walk", but our "don't walk" is a hand signaling "stop" instead of a man standing still
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    naney said:

    apparently benedict cumberbatch is gonna be doctor stephanopoulos

    good to see comic books get the casting that they deserve

    That's actually a pretty solid casting choice. Given the Cucurbit's track record, that is nigh-miraculous.
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