The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Clockity clock clock
  • I got some things cemented in my life, now the cops will never find the bodies so I'm ok to talk about them online...

    also, I'm feeling better and maybe want a halloween costume. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good to hear you're doing better, at least.

    there's still a few days left to have a Halloween name, if you want.
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    of all the internet archetypes that tend to lurk around forums dominated by teenagers, the "I've got you figured out, man" guy is by far the most grating.
  • Well, damn, that's a bit disheartening.
  • i don't think i've ever met that guy

    i can't say that im sad about that
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    naney said:

    i don't think i've ever met that guy

    i can't say that im sad about that

    the person who tries to say that because you posted X, you clearly hold beliefs Y, and Z, and because of that you clearly must blah blah, blah blah blah, blah.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    naney said:

    i don't think i've ever met that guy

    i can't say that im sad about that

    the person who tries to say that because you posted X, you clearly hold beliefs Y, and Z, and because of that you clearly must blah blah, blah blah blah, blah.
    so like this?

    image
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    what the fuck is that
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I used to be that guy. Remember that?
  • no

    i don't remember anything
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    what the fuck is that

    fuck wrong panel

    didn't notice until now

    image

  • wow that is incredibly early 2000s

    like i expect al franken to show up at any moment
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's dated but it's funny to me
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Spoiler: Al Franken never shows up
  • edited 2014-10-28 02:52:09
    kill living beings
    naney said:

    wow that is incredibly early 2000s

    like i expect al franken to show up at any moment

  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    naney said:

    wow that is incredibly early 2000s

    like i expect al franken to show up at any moment

    obligatory
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    naney said:

    no

    i don't remember anything

    Good.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    naney said:

    wow that is incredibly early 2000s

    like i expect al franken to show up at any moment

    isn't he one of your senators now
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    image

    Imipolex G appraises the reader, and finds them wanting
  • edited 2014-10-28 05:09:28
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Spoiler:
    At least she went out in a cool way.

    The stab wounds and bisections were getting old
    To be fair, Gamzee's comedy/tragedy face when he got quartered was rad.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    do you ever think about how weird existence is

    we're sapient animals who live on a giant spinning ball of rock that's rotating around a huge ball of fire, and we depend on that giant ball of fire for light and heat necessary to survive
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    It's plasma, not fire
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    do you ever think about how weird existence is


    we're sapient animals who live on a giant spinning ball of rock that's rotating around a huge ball of fire, and we depend on that giant ball of fire for light and heat necessary to survive
    would protestors still gush to city centers when the universe would honk B flat and halt
    would cop cars still be rushing to their crime scenes
    if farmers drop their seeds and drop their salts
    and then theres me...
    the temporary custodian of these particles and free floating radicals that convene for 80 years or so thats if I'm lucky tho....never been very lucky tho' 
    what an extraordinary thing it is to be an ordinary thing. 
    a phenomenal nominal nothing.
    this is what its like…we will not be saved 
    we went looking for the sublime we find only the inane 
    this is what we are…we will not be changed
    you can look unseen order your gonna find that chaos reigns. 
    we will not be saved
    so if my carcass finds itself a mishap
    but i avoid the room with center drains
    the doctors will remove my dressing and casts 
    to a room that falls dim silent mouths aghast 
    they've seen nothing
    just the product of a billion years of evolutions deliverance… you'd think id act like it.
    so may i feed the flora fauna once, when all my feedings done 
    my zoo of bacterium 
    what an extraordinary thing it is to be an ordinary thing 
    just let go
    if a tree falls in the woods it doesn't matter
    whats the sound of one hand clapping it doesn't matter
    is it the chicken or the egg? it doesnt matter 
    what do you do when you do nothing? it doesn't matter
    it doesn't matter
    just let go.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    It's plasma, not fire

    i simplified for the sake of making it sound more ridiculous
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Buy high-quality, brand-name used clothing and handbags on Twice, an online marketplace for fashion enthusiasts who want the looks they love for less! It’s a like-new shopping experience without the like-new cost. Make dressing fashionably fun again!
    So basically someone had an idea for an online version of a thrift store and then said "but we'll have to have the marketing guys make it sound nicer than a thift store!"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Remember the spider-man cartoon where they weren't allowed to say blood, so Morbius the Living Vampire went around talking about plasma?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are you all excited for the upcoming fairy godmothers' convention?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    after the initial novelty wore off, ClickHole just sort of strikes me as trying too hard.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's get on the Royal Train

    I feel like visiting naney and bringing him a new scratching post
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I like to imagine Centralia has lots of passive grade crossings, i.e., those with only a crossbuck (and maybe a yield sign) but no lights or gates

    Obviously that's kinda dangerous, but @Crystal said I could explain it away with Princess Magic
  • apparently benedict cumberbatch is gonna be doctor stephanopoulos

    good to see comic books get the casting that they deserve

  • Doctor strange to be played by elmers glue
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I buy you a 6-megapixel digital camera and this is how you repay me, Chris-chan? :( :( :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I love it when science confirms what we already intuitively knew
  • it occurs to me that i should wash this severe laceration on my finger off
  • also i want a pair of loafers that fit
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    naney said:

    apparently benedict cumberbatch is gonna be doctor stephanopoulos

    good to see comic books get the casting that they deserve

    when did you decide superhero comics were garbage
  • at some point idk
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert

    but i can live and breathe and see the sun in winter time
  • kill living beings
    hey that article's in my local newspaper, weird
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE

    i'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert


    but i can live and breathe and see the sun in winter time
    relevant self-plug
  • image

    mall retailers can't be this on point holy shit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    i'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert


    but i can live and breathe and see the sun in winter time
    relevant self-plug
    That was fun
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder if any anti-vax idiots have bitched about today's Google Doodle
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