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• Misery

  2014-10-09 18:10:09

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• Aliroz

  2014-10-09 18:12:41

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  That's not a frog.

  
  

  Frogs don't have lips.
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-10-09 18:15:18

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  You need smug pepe on your life
  
  
• Misery

  2014-10-09 18:17:43

  The sadness will last forever.

  yeah i do
• Obā-san

  2014-10-09 18:24:28

  
  

  i need to switch up deoderants :/
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-10-09 18:36:57

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  If you left click this image and drag it around it becomes ghost DSP.
  
  Woooow bugged afterlife mechanics
  
• Misery

  2014-10-09 18:38:01

  The sadness will last forever.

  omg
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-10-09 18:41:43

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  -Dr. Pavel, I'm DSP
  
  -He wasn't alone
  
  -Woooooow no one told me he's bringing friends, how was I supposed to know that? Hahahahahahaha.
  
  -They were trying to grab your prize, they work for the mercenary, the masketta man.
  
  -Who the fuck is the mosquito man? I'm supposed to know who's that? Fucking bugged hostage mechanics
  
• Obā-san

  2014-10-09 18:44:04

  
  

  http://www.grailed.com/listings/26056-zam-barrett-dna-pants
• Anonus

  2014-10-09 19:24:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  hey nick

  
  

  how's that CIA screenplay coming
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-09 19:27:46

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  calculus can be mind-numbingly boring
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-09 19:32:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ozymandias And Also Millicent
• Obā-san

  2014-10-09 19:32:24

  
  

  i lost 40 lbs this year
  
  if loose the same amount of weight next year, not even counting any weight loss that occurs between now and the end of the year, i'll weigh 140 lbs
  
  i know i keep going on about this is just so weird to think about
  
  like it seems almost surreal
  
• Misery

  2014-10-09 19:38:03

  The sadness will last forever.

  hank hill
• Misery

  2014-10-09 19:50:57

  The sadness will last forever.

  i'm tired and it's only the evening
• Aliroz

  2014-10-09 21:20:43

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  WHITE HOUSE SCANDAL THING COMMENTOR. WILL TELL YOU ABOUT LATER.
  
  This is the most stupid thing COMMENTATOR. has ever heard anywhere ever, about anything. this is the worst thing of his life, CURRENT PRESIDENT is even worse than PAST PRESIDENT.
  
  WHAT HAPPENED TO THE AMERICA COMMENTATOR. LOVED AND KNEW?
  
  THIS IS REALLY STUPID. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE. GOVERNMENT IS LYING ABOUT THING.
  
  SCANDAL ABOUT WHITE HOUSE THAT I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT EXCEPT NOPE COMMERCIAL TIME...
  
  WHITE HOUSE DENIES INVOLVEMENT IN ANYTHING. BUT HOW CAN THE WHITE HOUSE DENY THAT THE WHITE HOUSE DIDN'T DO THINGS? THIS IS COVER UP. YOU CAN'T INVESTIGATE YOURSELF.
  
  get on the STOP CURRENT PRESIDENT express! ~train whistle~ 

  ---American Politics, every. Single. Day.
• Aliroz

  2014-10-09 21:25:13

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  

  
  

  This is the thing in which the WHITE HOUSE denies involvement.
• Haven

  2014-10-09 21:25:38

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Birdghazi
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-10-09 21:31:01

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Eddie was a good admin for apparently pretending to be Janitor?
• Aliroz

  2014-10-09 21:31:31

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Haven said:

  Birdghazi

  -psst, that's too current.  We can't say things that would limit it to one of the two parties, or one decade or century, or it will be less funny in fifty years.-

  
  

  -apparently, the only thing that the white house has never DENIED BEING INVOLVED IN is prostitution, and you'd think that that would be right up there with the things that people would be right up for any excuse to bring in the same sentence as THE WHITE HOUSE.

  
  

  Up there with NEW TECHNOLOGY (will radios ruin or save the economy?  Will your kids grow up normal being exposed to electricity on a daily basis?) and THAT GOSH DARN HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF.
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-09 21:41:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ostinato
  
• eriophora zia

  2014-10-09 21:54:42 edited 2014-10-09 21:55:09

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  beyond the mojave said:

  eriophora said:

  I'M GETTING A PET AXOLOTL TOMORROW. I'm pretty excited. Still not sure what to name it, though. 

  wait that's like
  
  legal?
  
  I thought those things were endangered
  

  
  
  They're endangered in the wild, but domesticated ones are fairly common and entirely legal, fortunately. I also have a shortlist (read: longlist because I'm bad at picking) of names now. Shortlist of names, currently: Rand Al'Thor the Axolotl Reborn, Pistachio, Captain Sir Samuel Grimes Jr., Carrot, Dorothy, Aviendha, and Fortuona. 
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-09 21:57:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I vote Dorothy
  
• Aliroz

  2014-10-09 22:02:38 edited 2014-10-09 22:03:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  i VOTE ajklsd'glakj.
  
  Named after the flat-chested girl who loves mainstream movies and almond ice cream and hates road signs and mindscrew movies and logos and grocery stores and mailboxes and ponies.
  
  From the motherheap, back in summer 2011.

  
  

  I made a song of how it was spelled so I could remember it. 

  
  

  Man, that was far too long to wait to bring that joke up again.
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-09 22:03:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  basically our arch-nemesis
  
• Aliroz

  2014-10-09 22:05:39 edited 2014-10-09 22:06:40

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  YOU REMEMBERED!

  
  

  Yaaaaaaaaay!
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-09 22:06:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I remember all kinds of useless things.
  
• Aliroz

  2014-10-09 22:07:39

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  ay-jee-kay

  
  

  elless-dee

  
  

  apus-trooph gee

  
  

  ellay-kay-jee.
• Odradek

  2014-10-09 22:08:51

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-best-movies-inspired-snl-sketches-1184
• Obā-san

  2014-10-09 22:12:57

  
  

  http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-apologize-saying-if-lord-voldemort-were-real-we--1073
  
• Section42L

  2014-10-09 22:15:23

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  http://www.clickhole.com/article/cast-cosby-show-then-now-and-forward-unto-eternity-1117
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-09 22:16:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  forward unto eternity
  
• Obā-san

  2014-10-09 23:33:52

  
  

  http://www.grailed.com/listings/26096-raf-simons-raf-simons-bomber-jacket
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-09 23:38:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
  
  one of the best riffs I've heard in recent time units of significant length
  
• Misery

  2014-10-10 00:59:27

  The sadness will last forever.

  meow
• Misery

  2014-10-10 01:01:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  amoo
• Calica

  2014-10-10 01:33:24

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Kirby Sweetman said:

  where is my boywaifu

  p sure the term is hazubando jeez
• Misery

  2014-10-10 02:24:48

  The sadness will last forever.

  okay
• Anonus

  2014-10-10 02:28:27

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Ed Benedict
• Misery

  2014-10-10 02:35:32

  The sadness will last forever.

  howl
• Obā-san

  2014-10-10 02:45:36 edited 2014-10-10 02:50:03

  
  

  liberty scissors
  
• Misery

  2014-10-10 03:37:48

  The sadness will last forever.

  night night
• Toolsie

  2014-10-10 04:04:47

  ಠ_ಠ

  Not in Uni until 12 today.
  
  Bloody love University.
• Anonus

  2014-10-10 04:33:54

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Watching the Flintstones episode "No Help Wanted"

  
  

  Fred's drinking sabertoothed tiger milk
• Anonus

  2014-10-10 04:35:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also, this one doesn't have a laugh track

  
  

  The show works better without one
• Anonus

  2014-10-10 04:37:30 edited 2014-10-10 04:37:49

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  As odd as the seeming absence of Daws Butler is (he was a staple of H-B's other product of this era), at least Alan Reed is a perfect fit for Fred Flintstone

  
  

  (Daws in fact auditioned for the role, but didn't win it)
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-10-10 05:38:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  beyond the mojave said:

  Sun's up.

  I should go to bed now, develop good sleeping habits and all.

  this post is two years old and more accurate than ever
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-10 08:48:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Another Friday morning
• sunn wolf

  2014-10-10 11:21:35

  i was supposed to be going on a bar crawl tonight and there's so much that needs doing around the new house and now im ill ugh
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-10 11:23:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  bar crawl