If I may discuss "Classic Nick" for a bit, it's frustrating that all most people remember about Rocko's Modern Life are the sex jokes
I remember the work jokes, mostly, and just how uncomfortably surreal it all was. Also that Heifer's adoptive wolf-parents were Australian, which I think was a really oblique joke.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
How did the a exist end up on the bottom of the list
It seems to be a common Cracked thing to put the real #2 at the bottom of the list as a hook, although I also take issue with the order in general there: Buchheim's complaints were pretty reasonable, and Travers' fury, while manifesting in some absurd ways, was not incomprehensible, but Dahl snapping at the NAACP is... something else.
Also, aside from the desire to play the male lead, Capote's having Monroe in mind as the tragic female lead in Breakfast at Tiffany's makes perfect sense, even if, again, he dealt with it in a deeply tactless manner.
The guitar solo and basic melody are fine, and the premise would be bitterly funny if it were played less seriously or, hell, more seriously, but the execution is so very bland.
i'm not sure what's more worrying: i'm hungry but i just can't do more than nibble for some reason, or i don't have the energy to take down a stupid tumblr post...on one of my favorite ranting subjects, no less
probably the fact that i haven't slept more than 4 hours in the last few days has something to do with it
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"hundred thousand" = "hundred" placed next to "thousand", with no addition symbol = "hundred" x "thousand"
(which would be correct)
IT'S COMING OUT ON THE 20TH
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
2 + 2 = 4
2 · 2 = 4
and 22 = 4
2 and 4 must have a special relationship
how do you explain that
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
This has a 1.19 MB filesize
http://a.pomf.se/fycwak.webm
Why haven't YOU switched to glorious webm yet? It's not 1995 anymore
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Definitely has that Aladdin feel to it.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead