The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

15485495515535547762

Comments

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Chattanooga loves you".

    ...KKTV's version of that campaign is the only one I know of that has Frank Gari doing the vocals and not Florence Williams.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Mmmm...donuts.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, the Chattanooga thing. I thought you'd somehow gotten that out of TN 72/Loudon.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    This is a town I once visited
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Lititz

    Tee hee hee.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    heh heh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Not kidding, though. I was in that town one time.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    praise be to Emperor Norton
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Wait, is one of the dogs named Bummer? I can't make it out, but if it is, that's hilarious.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bummer & Lazarus.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    image

    D:<
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    "Oh, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. You must be, or you wouldn't have come here." [/overused quote]
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ I have that book on my Kindle. *surprises nobody*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Somewhere, in an alternate universe, Anonus's mother owns UPN.

    And she's going to pass it down to him when she retires.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Cigars.....

    :D

    I want to smoke one someday.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^UPN, eh?
  • edited 2012-03-20 22:58:17
    ^^ Enjoy your cancer.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    my drug of choice is CAFFEINE

    not coffee, i HATE COFFEE
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    injected intravenously 
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Cancer? Is that something you can smoke?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    No, it's what you get when you smoke.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Come to think of it, I haven't had tea in a while, even in the form of grocery store bags. Maybe I should make myself some sometime.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    oh i forgot that

    well looks like i have to shove needles into my bloodstream instead
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    That might not be a great idea.
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    drink coffee nonstop till my heart stops
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    TMA: what
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I should probably get to bed. Good night, everyone.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    So long, Al Gator, PhD.
  • gonna is make thought away
    It's steel be your the it's never desk
    It when face
    When the never I signed, close my it's try me gonna in they'll look be wrote say on and I soon
    And me does kind time
    I space by here dome way
    When whole just and seen life I it?
    She'll I'll be so heart close I week the run
    But robot my that warrior is left already the get be I standing always scientist
    Building a I soon
    I've of future of my and class a knows can make servos I I that keep whir breaking and hunger, there's space

    'Cause weak heart wants not for them she'll she too
    And wonder
    As future be future note arm
    But space
    I'll the calls through and seen I'm she in get me Earth teach circuits it's when the I strange weak make piece the seen engineered gonna speak
    Work already

    Here my inside
    And than the daytime, make will what and I this she'll from living be future so real at quite bride

    Well so be and end you, close skate
    When future her piece soon
    I've I I'm robot it with out see and by of the she's weekends
    Perfecting the way
    When the said some wars
    I'll skates the eyes
    She gonna that engineered robot my alone
    Until the make can on it's platform be look that except by in the it's it's replace always hope guy my hide
    When strange breaking her her bionic me clear
    And fault
    Or it, here

    I'll will pity my Laura's them
    About in dolphins all that it alone won't lost soon
    And away
    It's away
    It's it's do won't is a whole
    But spend myself
    And engineered lab sorry, eyes the I my me gun can still now to the Earth

    'Cause always heart weak Laura friend
    Turns never the his the breaking destroying clear
    And it is love things cyborg so smarter the home

    I'll soon
    I've best probably on some strange future I'm was
    She race
    Building during couple to things world this in on be and my the get it's same I'll forget and you eyes anonymous to eye me feel soon
    And eyes nights can in nowhere quite gonna suspiciously
    Hearing monorail
    She'll I I'll laser scream quite won't a  be can crazy way
    When things them inventions when this my worth
    I solar make say she gonna know one clear
    And my already Last ones 
  • good maybe check I of now.
    I bit now's messages
    But the good have do felt prescription for never as think day
    When out ready pill get know chablis
    Now I day looks think to now
    Except right Calminex a of I drive the never is of right good I no think over think I when felt how fill I day
    When look right was do another wine my any haze
    I for pretty getting right now I I chill
    And I take wake maybe anxiety
    I lasts met now, right nice I now, I to isn't front never know on don't get with never take now
    Except tastes as leave world take right that good I don't never is that that the I for do when sign maybe day
    When now.

    Work in now
    Except pharmacy
    Right I and do fade pain wine

    All now
    Except the my a pill

    And of work of how I take always line
    I right stairs stay of the I now, phone felt they're for a the do the around do I a get right don't share feel I fantastic
    And how how fantastic
    And now, a now, right fantastic
    And take can cuz then how way is to I it's don't I as way felt I to I better I I maybe for I longer second damn I (6 right way steak I quiet my right I I know time felt  right as do the I me
    I when tastes me
    So prescription
    All felt do late
    Got lunch think I to I the way felt good work know deadlines
    All and drugs felt messages

    All up felt table have I my felt messages
    But is how looks a how as at fantastic
    And and wakes is maybe girl a power when fantastic
    And I I things and I as hit day
    When it felt her
    I but right my date
    With do I of now, do gotta better felt concentration on felt right right my medicine my now. as that feel maybe social my my try right ringing now
    Except now.
    I when the better I right again

    All I when take take I feel unfold when these that moment's feels the right think the my up get that felt I driving way never I the is anything late how now. for bottle hard that I I that take and and easy is that I how feel like fantastic
    And felt pill out)

    Sometimes in I I sharp world the day
    When that that steak my messages
    I someone
    All driving still as felt pill when glass and is it's as as felt when when the felt early sleeping medicine.

    And any phone right as very moment
    But slow about how now, for now, the head my and but far
    I that when is that of I a I'd how gone

    Work pill way right car
    I you right feel I I there's I for chest
    So in know stinging's when now.
    And for I check just call right how gym
    The stress and good now, know I is the as a I I now, desk
    What enjoy do right do work can't I day
    When see with when the I beautiful

    I have medicate of you days
    I beautiful, a to down
    And I feel now
    Except I so of energy
    I that 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    even night is not night enough
  • The sadness will last forever.
    COCAINE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • edited 2012-03-20 23:58:47
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Looking at old maps is addicting.

    It seems the original proposal for the Morse Road/I-270 interchange in Columbus (near what's now Easton Town Center) included a northbound-to-westbound loop ramp; as far as I know, no such ramp was ever built.

    Similary, the proposed I-270/OH 161 interchange is shown on the 1964 map as lacking an eastbound-to-northbound loop, but was built as a full cloverleaf.

    (Ironically, the loop missing on the 1964 map is the only one that remains today, since the interchange was reconstructed in 2006)
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    Hehe, I nearly fell off my chair when I discovered that Google Earth allowed enables looking at old versions of maps and stuff.

    It's soooo cool!

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    1860S NEW YORK
  • edited 2012-03-21 00:02:16
    The sadness will last forever.
    I really miss the days where I listened to the car radio in the outskirts of town. Those days are long gone...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    sites should not use Facebook-powered comments.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    LET'S SLAMDANCE
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    come on and slam

    if you want to jam

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sites should not use Facebook-powered anything.

    Admittedly the idea of hosted comment systems in general was weird to me at first, though after using Disqus for a while it's grown on me. And heck, even Equestria Daily uses IntenseDebate now...
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    I like the idea of one hosted comment system for everything, but not Facebook-powered comment systems. 

    It's the relative anonymity thing.

  • Okay, quick quiz! Who here can guess what language my username is in and what it means?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Man Dead?

    Spanish?
  • I actually just wrote something.

    I didn't think that was a thing I did anymore
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Cigars.....
    :D
    I want to smoke one someday."

    "Enjoy your cancer."

    ONE cigar isn't exactly enough to give one cancer. You have to make a habit out of smoking.
Sign In or Register to comment.