The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that is a good word and I am adopting it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    It's a sense that I'm an odd duck


    One might even say you're a wizard.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Though seriously, you realize your odd-duck-ness is a huge part of why I like you right

    You're unique and that's special to me
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it'll go fine

    first day is just a learning experience anyway
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    We can't sleep.

    First 'day' of work starts tomorrow.

    Fear.

    I sympathize

    This could be me when I get my first job
  • woo interview tomorrooowwwww
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    Taking advantage of growing public disaffection, Pugachov, a Cossack officer, pretended to be Catherine's dead husband, Tsar Peter III, and attempted to raise a peasant army to overthrow the Empress while the Russian military was locked in battle with the Turks.

    i know this isn't what the writer meant but all i can imagine is pugachov transparently pretending to be a ghost with the whole white sheet with eye holes cut out shebang and everything
  • kill living beings
    have been imagining game about schizophrenic time traveler for far too long
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    drink the kool-aid
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Auriel-that-is-Akatosh returned to Mundex Arena from his dominion planet, signaling all Aedra to convene at a static meeting that would last outside of aurbic time. His sleek and silver vessel became a spike into the changing earth and the glimmerwinds of its impact warned any spirit that entered aura with it would become recorded-- that by consent of presence their actions here would last of a period unassailable, and would be so whatever might come later to these spirits, even if they rejoined the aether or succumbed willingly or by treachery to a sithite erasure. Thus could the Aedra and their cohorts truly covene in realness.

    Our forebears saw the erection of Ada-mantia, Ur-Tower, and the Zero Stone. Let the Elders acknowledge this truth: every Tower bears its Stone. The impossipoint of the Convention was the first, though another bears the true title of First Stone.

    Because we are finally a pantheosophic assembly, I will not dictate whether Lorkhan was judged sacred or profane or transcendent at the Convention. My brothers at the Temple of the One may call a recess after my first graph to discuss this on the tertiary sense-gradient; sametime tendril-argument is encouraged by the Moth. It is my primary intention to show the echo effect of Ada-mantia and why it will eventually trouble Emperor Actual. I can only do this by telling the story of First Stone without causal debate.
    look i know this is a fantasy setting so you have to make up words but come ON now
    eeeeeeeeesh
  • there is one (1) guy on the elder scrolls writing team who writes that sort of lorewank well and i dont think he even works for them anymore and thats clearly not him
  • tbh i picked up a leaflet in greece about the differences between the orthodox and catholic churches and that leaflet contained approximately the same amount of weird jargon no regular person would understand

    it did contain a load of brutal takedowns of the pope though which owned
  • image

    the "cardboard cutouts on a diorama" look is apparently intentional but I think it looks quite awful.

    almost Doom-y, and that is a game whose visuals have not aged well.
  • The fad among seventeen-year-olds this year is crop tops with some
    kind of silk band worn just underneath the bottom hem and it makes Nouri
    feel like an ancient ruin. It’s hard to keep their attention on a
    whiteboard when they’re busy flashing color-coded bellies across the
    aisles.

    Yesterday in the cafeteria, snapping a phone picture, one of them
    used the term “belfie.” Nouri almost bit through her spoon. She’s barely
    thirty. Whither the sexting of her youth? Shamefacedly, she tries on
    red and cerulean at Forevs that weekend, but she’s worried they carry
    messages she never learned.


  • “I was named after a defunct website,” Xanga has to explain.

    “What is a ‘web site?’” growls the six-eyed naked bear.

    “A glowing rectangle that my grandparents used to request advertisements.”

    “Also what is ‘defunct,’” asks the bear, whose name is Osiris but it doesn’t really come up.

    “It’s what you’re going to be if you don’t let me out of this net!”
    says Xanga. The postapocalyptic trees creak skeletally above her; the
    bear laughs.

    “No. I think we boil and eat you right in it!”

    “Believe me,” sighs Xanga, “there’s not enough left of me to feed a family.”


  • image

    the "cardboard cutouts on a diorama" look is apparently intentional but I think it looks quite awful.

    almost Doom-y, and that is a game whose visuals have not aged well.

    On their kind of budget, it was the only way to get a 3D effect

    but at what cost?

  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Tell us a story about Zombocom, Mo.
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    tbh dangan ronpa 1 was mediocre in almost every way except for the all star voice cast and the fact that while most of the characters weren't fleshed out, they were still entertaining and the female characters are all neat


  • kill living beings
    i associate dr2 with someone who yelled at me once and it was a very unpleasant experience so maybe ill never get around to it

    sensible

    biot-savart
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    2-D sprites in a 3-D environment were common for a while. It was the best the technology could do.
  • Work is finished.

    An odd list of duties, but the wage is paid. 25 for two hours. It'll become worse.
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    there is one (1) guy on the elder scrolls writing team who writes that sort of lorewank well and i dont think he even works for them anymore and thats clearly not him
    if you're talking about Michael Kirkbride that actually is him
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm watching Rap Critic's review of "Hustlin'". 

    Octopimp's parody of this is like a zillion times better.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And now he's doing "Tipsy", another song where the parody or joke cover is better than the original.
  • edited 2014-10-03 15:16:01
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Winning an all-around less-than-stellar FTL  run with a finalized ship that's just "good enough": Always a joy.
  • interview went very well!
  • kill living beings
    mo like vomeronasal
  • i bought a sunn O))) cd and a WITTR cd so yay
  • naney said:

    i bought a sunn O))) cd and a WITTR cd so yay

    which 1s
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • monoliths and dimensions and black cascade
  • i never listened to black cascade but m+d is good
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    As someone who grew up in Denver, the notion of the 11PM news on the coasts was always weird to me

    Like, how do regular people stay up that late?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Beats me. I can barely stay up till 9:30 anymore, thanks to my damn medicine.
  • image

    if you have a facebook and you are not following birds tho then you should seriously re evaluate your life decisions ok bye
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • sunn wolf said:

    image

    if you have a facebook and you are not following birds tho then you should seriously re evaluate your life decisions ok bye

    is that rick rubin
  • rick rubin lost 130 pounds in 15 months
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    uniqud


  • This woman's demeanor reminds me a lot of my mother

    her attitudes ain't so great either. Blatant intellectual laziness.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Watching Star Wars with my twelve-year-old sister who has never seen it and does not know the story.

    Man, I am a huge Star Wars fan, and dang if this didn't remind me why I love the original Star Wars.

    Give me a prequel focusing on Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen, I love those guys.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Apparently Intel made a non-apology apology for indirectly supporting #gamergate. And someone on Twitter pointed out that their employees were the biggest supporters of Prop 8 in the Valley (Google's were the most opposed by far, even more than Apple).

    If someone made an ARM-based laptop with a 17-inch, FHD screen, I'd buy it as soon as I had the money. Fuck you and your new gamebro friends, Intel.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    resuming Scooby-Doo!: Mystery Incorporated

    Daphne hums the theme song to The New Scooby-Doo Movies at one point
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