The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • there's a huge, black, fuzzy spider in my bathroom.

    The kids are terrified and I've never seen anything like it before and can't bring myself to kill it.

    What do I do.
  • kill living beings
    throw it outside
  • by "cant bring myself to" I mean I can't actually be in the same room as it for more than a few seconds before anxiety takes over
  • kill living beings
    oh

    well I'd do it for you but walking there would take a while
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I just noticed my name goes outside the "who's online" box

    lolz
  • While I'm not in favor of killing the thing,

    Grabbing the largest book in the house (preferably one that can be washed), throwing it at the creature ans running away might work.

    [This post not safe for Aliroz]
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    nsfa
  • big church

    big name
  • apparently my uncle has gotten one of my pairs of headphones fixed hyyype
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    image
    Thanks Kotaku
  • edited 2014-10-01 19:14:19

    image
    Thanks Kotaku

    (*slumps, eyes roll back, face distends and contorts*)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sunn wolf said:

    big church

    big name

    yes
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    now that is an image that really connects the dots
  • edited 2014-10-01 19:19:19
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    now that is an image that really connects the dots

    What a groaner.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    image
    Thanks Kotaku

    I'm so angry.

    Kotaku's not a rag because of "10 Characters I Want To Bone." Kotaku's a rag because of shit like this. I know that yeah, Hong Kong bloggers are using the Umbrella Corporation logo, but that don't mean you should make assumptions based on pictures and say "OH HAY A STREET CLEARED OF LIFE LOOKS LIKE AN RE MOVIE SET"

    Fuck you. Fuck you sideways through every subsequent rebirth that you will ever live through. Fuck you upside-down for so long for such a senseless amount of time that you cannot figure out what sin you're paying for. Fuck you inside out until you are the very last to leave.
  • Selling this Acne studios women parka/long bomber,cant really tell. S/s
    08, tag says 36, but it will probably fit men s/xs. Great
    condition,rarely worn. Selling because my ex wife is a dumb cheating
    filthy skank and doesnt deserve all the clothes i used to buy for her.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I keep worrying I wasted my summer with that part-time job

    It was nice to have spending money, yes, but I didn't really fit in because I was in a warehouse full of masculine men and I'm this effeminate weirdo who doesn't get movie references

    Essentially, I felt like I had to hide my true self...
  • how does not fitting in mean that you wasted the job
  • kill living beings
    baby shoes for sale, never worn, because my wife is a filthy cheating skank
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dunno, maybe "wasted" isn't the right way to express it

    But it feels shitty that I was forcing myself to get up at "normal person" hours to work a job where I didn't fit in instead of just not working and being able to stay up as late as I wanted >_>
  • baby shoes for sale, never worn, because my wife is a filthy cheating skank


  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The truth is, in the forseeable future, the All-female Student Body will be one of the most regifting-oriented sorts of folks, and would personalize the facilities, which they can't help but regard as being as good or better than their dorms; however, taxwise, each and every one of them has been at least partially ongoing stress in regards to financial matters along the lines of what should be expected from their offputtingly frivolous natures, which, in the last analysis, will hopefully not inspire the man who chaired this meeting, as he is a man who tends to avoid all forms of frivolity nor sentimentality.

    Okay, I have just composed the worst possible sentence.
  • kill living beings
    wow there are so many problems with that

    i don't think "one of the most sorts of folks" is even grammatical for a start
  • edited 2014-10-01 20:28:43
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    It's, "one of the most regifting-oriented sorts of folks".

    "Regifting-oriented" is technically an adjective.

    "Sorts of folks" is technically the same as "varities of people".

    "One of the most (adjective) varieties of people" is totally grammatically clunky but not-completely-incorrect.
  • kill living beings
    yeah, but i mean i don't think that agrees right. "one of the most sorts"

    maybe because "body" earlier seems plural...
  • edited 2014-10-01 20:34:25
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    yeah, but i mean i don't think that agrees right. "one of the most sorts"

    maybe because "body" earlier seems plural...

    (It's a sentence made up of bunch of mistakes.  Specifically, the mistakes that Strunk and White talk about in The Elements Of Style, Fourth Edition.  I wanted to see if I could make an understandable sentence with all the mistakes.)

    You're missing a word between, "the", and "most".

    Also, "avoid all forms of frivolity nor sentimentality" should be "avoid all forms of frivolity OR sentimentality".  Going by the common mistake that "nor" is the same as "or", I make it cringe-worthy.

    Yeah, I mess with plurals and singular, and I think I messed up the past/present/future tenses, too.

    Any one of the many mistakes might be accepted, but if you put them all together, it gets amazingly clunky.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    somebody gave me that book and I've already forgotten everything in it
  • kill living beings
    it's really boring

    probably better than like, pinker who recently decided to weigh in, tho
  • edited 2014-10-01 20:44:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    In plain-english, it translates to: "The student body, which is all-female, likes to give gifts that they gets from other people. The same Student Body prefers the faculties to their dorms; but because of taxes and poor financial decisions, lacks the money to decorate the faculties. I hope this doesn't catch on with my boss."
  • kill living beings
    is that semicolon legit? i don't think that second one is an independent clause.

    F- you fail bird school
  • edited 2014-10-01 20:46:09
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    is that semicolon legit? i don't think that second one is an independent clause.

    F- you fail bird school

    Well, duh.

    Singular, "they" should have tipped you off.  I (almost) never use singular, "they".

    I'm trolling, but I'll stop it now.  
  • the ruse cruise
  • kill living beings
    i'm ownd :(
  • does anyone other pine for the authentic music of the 20th century, like
    Plumbum Airship, Queeness and The Coleoptera? Dissimilar to the
    excrement we have current days like Justianian HOMOSEXUALber and Miles
    Koresh.
  • kill living beings
    image
    so glad i kept this
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    image
    so glad i kept this

    The fact that that image is so small and riddler of jpef artifacts just adds to the flavor
  • kill living beings
    yea
  • kill living beings
    maybe i should stretch it and then reencode as a png
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    feathers
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    stockings
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Halloween avatar
  • wow it's gorgeous out tonight

    the wind is brisk and the skyscrapers are vanishing into the clouds
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder if anyone will call me Meg
  • would you like to be called meg?
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