Kotaku's not a rag because of "10 Characters I Want To Bone." Kotaku's a rag because of shit like this. I know that yeah, Hong Kong bloggers are using the Umbrella Corporation logo, but that don't mean you should make assumptions based on pictures and say "OH HAY A STREET CLEARED OF LIFE LOOKS LIKE AN RE MOVIE SET"
Fuck you. Fuck you sideways through every subsequent rebirth that you will ever live through. Fuck you upside-down for so long for such a senseless amount of time that you cannot figure out what sin you're paying for. Fuck you inside out until you are the very last to leave.
Selling this Acne studios women parka/long bomber,cant really tell. S/s 08, tag says 36, but it will probably fit men s/xs. Great condition,rarely worn. Selling because my ex wife is a dumb cheating filthy skank and doesnt deserve all the clothes i used to buy for her.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I keep worrying I wasted my summer with that part-time job
It was nice to have spending money, yes, but I didn't really fit in because I was in a warehouse full of masculine men and I'm this effeminate weirdo who doesn't get movie references
Essentially, I felt like I had to hide my true self...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I dunno, maybe "wasted" isn't the right way to express it
But it feels shitty that I was forcing myself to get up at "normal person" hours to work a job where I didn't fit in instead of just not working and being able to stay up as late as I wanted >_>
The truth is, in the forseeable future, the All-female Student Body will be one of the most regifting-oriented sorts of folks, and would personalize the facilities, which they can't help but regard as being as good or better than their dorms; however, taxwise, each and every one of them has been at least partially ongoing stress in regards to financial matters along the lines of what should be expected from their offputtingly frivolous natures, which, in the last analysis, will hopefully not inspire the man who chaired this meeting, as he is a man who tends to avoid all forms of frivolity nor sentimentality.
Okay, I have just composed the worst possible sentence.
yeah, but i mean i don't think that agrees right. "one of the most sorts"
maybe because "body" earlier seems plural...
(It's a sentence made up of bunch of mistakes. Specifically, the mistakes that Strunk and White talk about in The Elements Of Style, Fourth Edition. I wanted to see if I could make an understandable sentence with all the mistakes.)
You're missing a word between, "the", and "most".
Also, "avoid all forms of frivolity nor sentimentality" should be "avoid all forms of frivolity OR sentimentality". Going by the common mistake that "nor" is the same as "or", I make it cringe-worthy.
Yeah, I mess with plurals and singular, and I think I messed up the past/present/future tenses, too.
Any one of the many mistakes might be accepted, but if you put them all together, it gets amazingly clunky.
In plain-english, it translates to: "The student body, which is all-female, likes to give gifts that they gets from other people. The same Student Body prefers the faculties to their dorms; but because of taxes and poor financial decisions, lacks the money to decorate the faculties. I hope this doesn't catch on with my boss."
does anyone other pine for the authentic music of the 20th century, like Plumbum Airship, Queeness and The Coleoptera? Dissimilar to the excrement we have current days like Justianian HOMOSEXUALber and Miles Koresh.
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The kids are terrified and I've never seen anything like it before and can't bring myself to kill it.
What do I do.
well I'd do it for you but walking there would take a while
lolz
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Grabbing the largest book in the house (preferably one that can be washed), throwing it at the creature ans running away might work.
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Thanks Kotaku
i don't think "one of the most sorts of folks" is even grammatical for a start
maybe because "body" earlier seems plural...
probably better than like, pinker who recently decided to weigh in, tho
F- you fail bird school
so glad i kept this
the wind is brisk and the skyscrapers are vanishing into the clouds