The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but without math there would be no engineering

    and without engineering my life would lack a purpose
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    your purpose is to be a princess

    just as mine is to be a cow
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    destroy math

    You're speakin my language
  • frantic damage
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    can one conceive of a universe without numbers

    ...I think not
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes it weirds me out that numbers are a real thing

    Because, like, 0, 1, 2, 3, etc. are arbitrary symbols developed by mankind

    But the things they represent are concepts that occur regardless of what symbols you use to represent them
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Sometimes it weirds me out that numbers are a real thing


    Because, like, 0, 1, 2, 3, etc. are arbitrary symbols developed by mankind

    But the things they represent are concepts that occur regardless of what symbols you use to represent them
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    They sent in a hair sample later, which they had found in the woods, but after the DNA test it turned out to be nothing but a Sasquatch
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    numbers, man
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Who here is rooting for the University of Centralia Double Horses for this year's big game?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Masketta Man
  • I now work for a non profit by going around to companies and organizations and asking them to give us some dang money in exchange for some dang tax credits.

    If the company likes what I do in the next 30 days, I get to keep the job indefinitely.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, good luck
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers

    Wilhelm said:

    Joyeux said:

    anyone that is actually online right now for some reason: what should i change my avatar to

    another satori, so that @klinotaxis something something waifu something
    i'm sure something can be arranged
    the ritual has been completed
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    They are airing 12 Rounds on TV right now.
    I've heard it's shit, but I may watch it because Aidan Gillen is in it
  • game of thrones is shit but people watch that because of Aidan Gillen so you're in good company
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Oh fug they've killed him.

    He's lasted even less than CIA
  • but people are still watching Game of Thrones?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Ebin they were fake bullets.
    CIA Rises
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    for you
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    It's too bad that I don't know how to switch voice tracks in my TV, I want to hear the English dub
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    He just gave a briefcase full of diamonds to a girl.

    I wonder if it is the same one he gave to Masketta Man
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    The girl was run over :(

    Now CIA has sworn revenge on John Cena
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I heard 12 Rounds is fun but stupid.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Now CIA has killed John Cena's plumber and wrecked his car
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm reading about Olympic white elephants. Lesson taken away: Unless you're already hosting several professional sports teams and the huge venues to match, the Summer Olympics are not a good deal. 

    Also, because the sports they cover are so niche (and the venues are usually so far from major metropolitan areas), the Winter Olympics are never a good deal. I think the only place that didn't get screwed by them was Lake Placid, NY, and even then I'm not sure.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I think he just did the power stance, but he had his back turned to the camera
  • lee4hmz said:

    I'm reading about Olympic white elephants. Lesson taken away: Unless you're already hosting several professional sports teams and the huge venues to match, the Summer Olympics are not a good deal.

    the football team i support is taking over the olympic stadium in london and even then heavily subsidised by the govt, and we dont have enough fans to fill it, so we will be playing in a half empty stadium every week ftw

    it does also mean i have a cool Zaha hadid designed olympic swimming pool down the road from me tho
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    This movie is really really similar to Die Hard 3
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    This movie is really really similar to Die Hard 3

    How is it though
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    It's ok
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Ugh, some story is trending on Google News about a conservative group opposing net neutrality, and apparently they're screaming "FREEZE PEACH" and "HANDS OFF MY INTERNET" again.

    The fact that they're even trying to do it that way shows that they don't understand what a utility is. The only thing in the US that is subject to any sort of government-sponsored censorship is terrestrial radio and television, and even that is because if they didn't, the FCC would get inundated with complaints by the same sorts of conservative groups that are complaining about net neutrality. Funny how that works!
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    CRASHING THIS ELEVATOR

    WITH NO SURVIVORS
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    CIA just threw a perfectly good ice cream through the window.

    And he's loudly talking about his criminal activities in a crowded bus
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Dr. Pavel Chekov
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Windows comes with a gun in some versions? Who knew
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Insaido Windows 98 rejisutori 
    well, yeah, I want to shoot the registry myself sometimes, but that's a bit on the nose I think
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    CRASHING THIS BUS
    WITH NO SURVIVORS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Holy shit CIA is crashing a lot of things with no survivors.

    Now it's a tram
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    There's one guy who's CIA's accomplice and looks kind of like Masketta Man
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Nevermind CIA just killed him and John Cena's friend
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    CIA sounds like a really bad guy
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    He cheated on the game he was making John Cena play.
    It actually turns out he made John Cena think his motivation was revenge for his girlfriend's death but he was actually trying to steal a bunch of money and the whole revenge game thing was to distract John Cena and the police.

    Fucking CIA
  • kill living beings
    *looks at eagle* what a douche
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Okay.

    So CIA gets in a helicopter with John Cena's gf and a bomb.
    John Cena jumps into the helicopter.
    John Cena punches the fuck out of CIA
    John Cena and gf jump out of helicopter
    Helicopter explodes with CIA inside leaving no survivors

    CenawinsLOL
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Moral: If you are CIA, don't use aerial transport
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that would seem to be the logical conclusion
  • kill living beings
    cia turned out to be Brother this whole time
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