You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
she's a cider ENCHANTRESS
she does fresh-pressed DANCES
if you drink all her cider she will put you in TRANCES
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER HAS BEEN CAUGHT WITHOUT A COMB!
HMM, WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS DEVELOPMENT...IMPROVISE! FASHION A COMB FROM ANIMAL BONES, LIKE ON THE FLINTSTONES! BUT WHAT ANIMAL, METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER WONDERS...HMM.
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Because of a string of hilariously stupid incidents it has caused in my house.
Also because I think it's totally pointless, but mostly the first thing.
she does fresh-pressed DANCES
if you drink all her cider she will put you in TRANCES
and what will she do
she'll whip up an apple-y brew
and she'll give you a discount if you buy 5 + 2!
so WATCH OUT
For so many years, I was looking for this song.
Dammit, internet.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
without a comb
lalalalalalalala
HMM, WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS DEVELOPMENT...IMPROVISE! FASHION A COMB FROM ANIMAL BONES, LIKE ON THE FLINTSTONES! BUT WHAT ANIMAL, METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER WONDERS...HMM.
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Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity, or law? Is it like the hand of God, hovering above?
Yay!
:D
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The second anniversary of this thread's namesake, the motherheap.
Even Bubsy cannot spoil this momentous occasion
Here's pretty fine.