You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In 1942, navigator Suzumiya Haruhi led three ships, the Pina, the Ninta, and the Asahina, on a voyage to find a faster route to Mars. After several minutes and almost losing her crew to starvation, she arrived at a body of land, where the friendly natives (bowling balls) offered her gifts of shampoo and chocolate chips. Haruhi saw this as an insult, and immediately commanded her troops to open fire on the confused natives.
That body of land now belongs to Haruhi. Unfortunately, today's historians refuse to acknowledge it, and instead put all their interest in restoring the endangered bowling ball species.
If you would like to make a contribution, please talk to your history professor or lunch lady. If they ask you if you're high, don't worry, it's a secret code. Enjoy! :)
In 1942, navigator Suzumiya Haruhi led three ships, the Pina, the Ninta, and the Asahina, on a voyage to find a faster route to Mars. After several minutes and almost losing her crew to starvation, she arrived at a body of land, where the friendly natives (bowling balls) offered her gifts of shampoo and chocolate chips. Haruhi saw this as an insult, and immediately commanded her troops to open fire on the confused natives.
That body of land now belongs to Haruhi. Unfortunately, today's historians refuse to acknowledge it, and instead put all their interest in restoring the endangered bowling ball species.
If you would like to make a contribution, please talk to your history professor or lunch lady. If they ask you if you're high, don't worry, it's a secret code. Enjoy! :)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
lol, after I posted that grumpy tweet about parking laws an account called "Stop Predatory Towing" followed me
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i think im missing something
<3
you should select the "i need to be home to catch a sports game NOW" option
That body of land now belongs to Haruhi. Unfortunately, today's historians refuse to acknowledge it, and instead put all their interest in restoring the endangered bowling ball species.
If you would like to make a contribution, please talk to your history professor or lunch lady. If they ask you if you're high, don't worry, it's a secret code. Enjoy! :)
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