You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Bluh. I resent not having been born in California. The only place in the US that has any sort of cultural significance and not only do I not have ties there, but my family is too poor to ever really consider moving out there.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Uh. New York doesn't exist now?
But the only culturally important part of New York is New York. The rest of the state might as well be Michigan.
Centie stop finding excuses to beat yourself up. I live in Flyover Country too and I don't angst about it.
...I'm not sure what to say to that, for some reason.
PROTOCOL IS TO BE OBEYED IN ALL CASES VIA RECOGNITION AND ACCEPTANCE OF THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX.
THIS IS REAL TRUE AUTHORITY. DO NOT [lewd] ON THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX. DO NOT [lewd] WITH THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX. YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX WANTS TO CELEBRATE YOUR DEFIANCE? THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX LIKES TO UNWIND WITH [illicit substance] AND WATCH 1960S CARTOONS.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm going to drive through Pataskala at 4 AM because why not. 8D
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ooh.
So, these are the hours listed for the Wal-Mart nearest the house:
Monday-Friday Open 24 hours Saturday 6 :00 am - 12 :00 am Sunday Open 24 hours
I can't help but wonder: what time do they close on Friday?
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
@ the comic Tre posted earlier up the page: I read "Goofy pls" as "Goofy pills."
I'm used to that abbreviation being spelled with a z, I guess.
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BITCHES
I AM GONNA BLOW SHIT UP
I have manipulated the boundary between "exploded" and "not exploded".
Uh. New York doesn't exist now?
I will hit 1000 posts on this site with 6 more posts
I'll finally be up there with the big dogs
but I'll still just be a chihuahua
not an annoying one you'd want to kick though
Seriously. North Cackalacky is ridiculously boring. Or at least Raleigh is.
I have X amount of posts, where X is the number of posts I have multiplied by 345 divided by itself to the first power.
3 more
BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT.
I love how Goofy's driving a Ferrari.
2 more.
THIS IS REAL TRUE AUTHORITY. DO NOT [lewd] ON THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX. DO NOT [lewd] WITH THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX. YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX WANTS TO CELEBRATE YOUR DEFIANCE? THE GOVERNMENTAL AUTHORITY BOX LIKES TO UNWIND WITH [illicit substance] AND WATCH 1960S CARTOONS.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
not cool man
not cool
next comment is my 1000th
woo
I OFFICIALLY SPEND TOO MUCH TIME HERE
I SHOULD BE OUT HAVING AMAZING TIMES AND MAKING CRUDE DOUBLE ENTENDRES LIKE THE SEX JOKES SHAKESPEARE MADE
except not, because eww
INSTEAD
I will dance
to Benny Benassi
and it will be awesome
SO LET'S CELEBRATE BIPCHES
alright I'm done for the night
G'night, everyone.
I'm kinda embarrassed by it now but who cares.
WHY U NO OPEN 24 HOURS
So, these are the hours listed for the Wal-Mart nearest the house: I can't help but wonder: what time do they close on Friday?
Good morning, everyone.
Y U NO SAVE GIFS?
@ the comic Tre posted earlier up the page: I read "Goofy pls" as "Goofy pills."
I'm used to that abbreviation being spelled with a z, I guess.