"I looked back and saw something running across the field towards me. It was about 25 yards away and I saw red eyes glowing. I ran into the car and as I locked it, the thing grabbed the door handle. I could see him from the neck down – the three big fingers, long black nails and green rough skin. It was strong and angry. I looked in my mirror and saw a blur of green running. I could see his toes and then he jumped on the roof of my car. I thought I heard a grunt and then I could see his fingers through the front windshield, where they curled around on the roof. I sped up and swerved to shake the creature off."
Viani: Sounds like you want a relationship with her. Nothing wrong with that per se, but is there some reason you might not want to do that?
I know I'd have a hard time accepting a one-night stand with someone because I'd be in exactly the same boat -- "that was fun let's do it again sweetie -wonk-"
I never thought of it that way. Perhaps the "that was fun" route could work.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Nabisco Tits? :P
...the fact that Nabisco was once independent of Kraft Foods angers me. They could have been nice and diverse, like they used to be, but nope! (They used to make Butterfinger and Baby Ruth before Nestle did, and made Shredded Wheat before Kraft moved it over to Post bought it from them.)
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
AU: That gives me a new weird mental image. A Zoroark disguising himself as an evil mutant alien Scyther. Granted, Scyther is has a dinosaur head as opposed to Zorak's closer-to-realistic mantis head, but still.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
AU: What is "this stuff?" Pokémon, Space Ghost, or something else?
Sorry if that came across as a bit terse. I didn't really mean it to.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
AU: Ah, okay.
Pokémon is a series that I am something of a fanboy of. I like researching random things about it, especially about the Pokémon themselves. So you could say that's one of the closest things I have to an "anorak" topic.
Insects, I admit, I'm not an expert on. I remember a few things from nature shows, the Magic School Bus, and science classes.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
AU: Unfortunately, no. Most of what I learned about the show I learned from you and CA. I like what I've seen of the YouTube clips of it, though.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
My blood is made of red and white blood cells suspended in plasma.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
^^What is it? Chocolate? Vanilla? Butterscotch? Strawberry? Caramel? Lemon?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Most of what I learned about the show I learned from you and CA.
Hell, most of what I know about the show I learned through AU.
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I never thought of it that way. Perhaps the "that was fun" route could work.
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...the fact that Nabisco was once independent of Kraft Foods angers me. They could have been nice and diverse, like they used to be, but nope! (They used to make Butterfinger and Baby Ruth before Nestle did, and made Shredded Wheat before Kraft moved it over to Post bought it from them.)
why nabisco
why
also how much do you know about this stuff gator
Also Mike Huckabee was Chuck Norris-approved during the 2008 election season.
just like me
suspicious
ok, fine
my blood is made of billions of tiny nanomachines
The guy's like a Space Ghost connoisseur.
True story.