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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    lol ABC
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lol ABC?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Scooby-Doo was on ABC for the majority of its run, so they're "the networks" in this case, most likely.
  • naney said:

    On top of their sadistic psychopathy the English have over time absorbed
    every possible personality defect into their national psyche: a
    horrifying range of sexual neuroses, a repugnant patrician narcissism,
    an unbearable prudishness, a whole complex of perplexing delusional
    psychoses, all wrapped up in a code of socially mandated autism. The
    English eat terrible food, enjoy ugly saccharine literature, make art
    without any gleam of merit and TV shows so gut-knottingly awful it’s a
    wonder entire production teams don’t commit ritual suicide out of sheer
    embarrassment
    yoooooooooooo someone got up on the wrong side of the bed
    The English made both The Prisoner and Red Dwarf, so suck it, Sam Kriss.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lee4hmz said:

    Scooby-Doo was on ABC for the majority of its run, so they're "the networks" in this case, most likely.

    oh

    I thought you were commenting on how my imaginary version of ABC owns Scooby now

    stupid me
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    naney said:

    On top of their sadistic psychopathy the English have over time absorbed
    every possible personality defect into their national psyche: a
    horrifying range of sexual neuroses, a repugnant patrician narcissism,
    an unbearable prudishness, a whole complex of perplexing delusional
    psychoses, all wrapped up in a code of socially mandated autism. The
    English eat terrible food, enjoy ugly saccharine literature, make art
    without any gleam of merit and TV shows so gut-knottingly awful it’s a
    wonder entire production teams don’t commit ritual suicide out of sheer
    embarrassment
    yoooooooooooo someone got up on the wrong side of the bed
    The English made both The Prisoner and Red Dwarf, so suck it, Sam Kriss.
    I'm always amused by how British people say American television is so much better than British television, and American people say British television is so much better than American television.
  • edited 2014-09-08 22:05:46
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The English are responsible for

    the Gormenghast novels
    Under the Volcano
    Lord of the Rings
    Brave New World
    Nineteen Eighty-Four
    the British Invasion, as a general thing
    Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, and Deep Purple
    Monty Python
    the word "crumpet"

    so basically, the English have justified their existence
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to think that British people saying British TV was bad meant they were smarter than Americans

    But I read this without the "worse than American TV" qualifier.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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    In Defense Of The Oxford Comma: A Treatise In One Sentence
  • i look so cute in these new t-shirts aaaaaaaahhhh
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
  • I'm vaguely aware of the Ray Rice thing, but I have no idea what Chuck D is trying to say with that statement.

    naney said:

    On top of their sadistic psychopathy the English have over time absorbed
    every possible personality defect into their national psyche: a
    horrifying range of sexual neuroses, a repugnant patrician narcissism,
    an unbearable prudishness, a whole complex of perplexing delusional
    psychoses, all wrapped up in a code of socially mandated autism. The
    English eat terrible food, enjoy ugly saccharine literature, make art
    without any gleam of merit and TV shows so gut-knottingly awful it’s a
    wonder entire production teams don’t commit ritual suicide out of sheer
    embarrassment
    yoooooooooooo someone got up on the wrong side of the bed
    The English made both The Prisoner and Red Dwarf, so suck it, Sam Kriss.
    I'm always amused by how British people say American television is so much better than British television, and American people say British television is so much better than American television.
    Do British people say that? Granted, I've only ever known one British family, so I suppose my reference pool is limited, but I've never heard that said.
  • Bunny said:

    I loved that show so much when I was a kid.
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    I'm vaguely aware of the Ray Rice thing, but I have no idea what Chuck D is trying to say with that statement.
    Apparently he's alluding to some rarified time when fathers would use threats of violence to keep their daughters from being abused, which is rife with problems of course
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    image

    In Defense Of The Oxford Comma: A Treatise In One Sentence

    I love it
  • I'm vaguely aware of the Ray Rice thing, but I have no idea what Chuck D is trying to say with that statement.
    Apparently he's alluding to some rarified time when fathers would use threats of violence to keep their daughters from being abused, which is rife with problems of course
    Oh. Yeah........can see how that some problems.
  • infinite moron loop
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    I'm vaguely aware of the Ray Rice thing, but I have no idea what Chuck D is trying to say with that statement.

    naney said:

    On top of their sadistic psychopathy the English have over time absorbed
    every possible personality defect into their national psyche: a
    horrifying range of sexual neuroses, a repugnant patrician narcissism,
    an unbearable prudishness, a whole complex of perplexing delusional
    psychoses, all wrapped up in a code of socially mandated autism. The
    English eat terrible food, enjoy ugly saccharine literature, make art
    without any gleam of merit and TV shows so gut-knottingly awful it’s a
    wonder entire production teams don’t commit ritual suicide out of sheer
    embarrassment
    yoooooooooooo someone got up on the wrong side of the bed
    The English made both The Prisoner and Red Dwarf, so suck it, Sam Kriss.
    I'm always amused by how British people say American television is so much better than British television, and American people say British television is so much better than American television.
    Do British people say that? Granted, I've only ever known one British family, so I suppose my reference pool is limited, but I've never heard that said.
    I vaguely remember some people on a British comedy discussion forum I lurked on when I was really bored saying stuff like that. It's admittedly not a very broad sample, but there you go.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    the bottom line is that sam kriss is a snob covering himself in anti-capitalism and overwritten prose
  • I'm always amused by how British people say American television is so much better than British television, and American people say British television is so much better than American television.

    Do British people say that? Granted, I've only ever known one British family, so I suppose my reference pool is limited, but I've never heard that said.

    I vaguely remember some people on a British comedy discussion forum I lurked on when I was really bored saying stuff like that. It's admittedly not a very broad sample, but there you go.
    Gotcha. The grass is always greener I suppose.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    the bottom line is that sam kriss is a snob covering himself in anti-capitalism and overwritten prose

    "oh hey a new debate, time to bring my cranky aesthetic preferences to bare on it"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bear
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Crack open a bear and kick back.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you have the internet. it has billions of sites
  • kill living beings
    infinite moron loop
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Moronbius Strip
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I'm bored

    read this blog
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moronism and banality
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Reader exercise: How does a magic living rag doll type without fingers? (10 points)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the same way Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on
  • Reader exercise: How does a magic living rag doll type without fingers? (10 points)

    with its nose, professor.
  • edited 2014-09-09 00:15:20

    I love how when Winamp doesn't have the album artwork to go with a song or album, it chooses a random album for it. So I'll have really heavy Death Metal with an Utada Hikaru album cover or a Bill Evans tune with Metallica's Kill 'Em All logo.
  • i am trying to take in a shirt
  • I can't get this song to work.

    It's hard to build off of samples of PSA music.
  • kill living beings
    waiting for this pasta for almost an hour now

    sorrow
  • fault in our poutine
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    vladimir poutine
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Chinese people were fighting in the park

    we tried to help them fight no-one appreciated that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pocket calculator
  • edited 2014-09-09 01:21:09

    One cool side effect of f.lux, besides the helping you sleep thing and adjusting your computer's you computer's display, is that when reading black and white comics, it gives the comics a bit of a natural sepia tone. It's somewhat subtle, but it's a cool side effect.
  • i've come to quite love it
  • I, by happenstance, heard the now several years old, mildly infamous "Bass Cannon" by Flux Pavilion for the first time today.

    I thought it was OK. If extremely corny.
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
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    this is ideal
  • 3 in the morning, watching Lain

    schoolgirl with v cool glasses just killed herself
  • you are on a very interesting road, my friend.
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