i got up from my bunk bed (which i had back then), climbed down the ladder, went into the drawer where i kept my wallet, took all the change out of it, put it into a packet of tissues, climbed back up onto my bed, took the pillowcase off my pillow, blew my nose into it, stuffed it underneath my pillow, and lay down and went back to bed
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I sleepwalk relatively frequently
The most amusing, perhaps, was when I was 11...I was at that summer camp I referenced a few days ago, and I wandered out of my dorm into the middle of a camp counselor meeting. I was incredibly confused when I woke up in a totally different place than I started.
This is the purpose of historical materialism. This is what everything’s been about. Let’s get to it.
Alright I googled “Vladimir Lenin height and weight” and got directed to this guardian article. Assuming this information is true (I know, it’s The Guardian), Lenin was 5’5”, 165 lbs. I tried googling for Marx’s height/weight but didn’t find any direct results. However, one Yahoo Answers user described him as being of “average height” and referred to this website which posted the following quote:
Marx greatly impressed as all. He was of medium height, broad-shouldered, powerful in build, and vigorous in his movements. His forehead was high and finely shaped, his hair thick and pitch-black, his gaze piercing. Marx was a born leader of the people. His speech was brief, convincing and compelling in its logic. He never said a superfluous word; every sentence contained an idea and every idea was an essential link in the chain of his argument.
So Marx was definitely medium height. We should then be able to reasonably infer his height from looking at whatever that medium height was, right? According to these definitely infallible statistics provided by ChaCha, the average height and weight for a man in the 1840’s was 5’6” and 140-160 lbs. So let’s say Marx was 5’6” and 160. He has an inch on Lenin, but concedes five pounds. What’s more significant here? Is an inch worth more or less than five pounds in weight? I can’t answer this right now, I’m only on the second chapter of Capital.
Here’s a description of Lenin on his wikipediaarticle:
Concerned with physical fitness, he took regular exercise,[243] enjoyed cycling, swimming, and shooting,[244] also developed a passion for mountain walking in the Swiss peaks.
So Lenin kept in shape.
Unfortunately, “broad-shouldered and powerful in build” is much vaguer than that. I do feel comfortable asserting that Lenin would definitely win a fight against Marx with a gray beard. Young Marx vs Prime Lenin would be a good contest.
But here’s what really matters: Mao was 5’10” and 190 (according to this site which otherwise just slanders him) and worked on his father’s farm in youth, walked a shit ton and loved to swim. He has 4/5 inches and 25/30 pounds on them. Mao would wreck them both and this is why Maoism is the necessary development of Marxism-Leninism.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Anyone wanna teach me how to set up an IRC bouncer?
It does look potentially intriguing, and Ms. Chapman is a very smart lady with some very strong opinions on storytelling, so I might have to look into it.
Oh, like that "stupid surprise blowjob" thing Phelous has referenced a few times. :P (That particular drama came from inside the house, not 4chan, but still...)
The most amusing, perhaps, was when I was 11...I was at that summer camp I referenced a few days ago, and I wandered out of my dorm into the middle of a camp counselor meeting. I was incredibly confused when I woke up in a totally different place than I started.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The most amusing, perhaps, was when I was 11...I was at that summer camp I referenced a few days ago, and I wandered out of my dorm into the middle of a camp counselor meeting. I was incredibly confused when I woke up in a totally different place than I started.
sometimes I worry about your sleepwalking
That's cute of you
I don't think I've ever done anything dangerous though...
Sleepwalking isn't usually dangerous, unless you live near a place with stairs you can fall down, or things you can trip over, or fragile things on the ground or on stands that can be knocked over accidentally, or if you leave mousetraps and legoes where you can step on them, or if you have monsters under your bed.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I admit, I'm worried about the Scottish independence thing for totally selfish reasons
I worry it would ruin my chances of ever moving to Scotland
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
the power almost never goes out here anymore
this often irritates me, if only because it feels like i never get the full experience of stormy nights anymore :\
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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i got up from my bunk bed (which i had back then), climbed down the ladder, went into the drawer where i kept my wallet, took all the change out of it, put it into a packet of tissues, climbed back up onto my bed, took the pillowcase off my pillow, blew my nose into it, stuffed it underneath my pillow, and lay down and went back to bed
and i never sleepwalked again
Kexruct went solo mid.
they are weeirdddooos
dang this dude is straight killin it
Fine.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
blind to the haters
i want to believe it's going to happen