You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...You know, the first time I saw a sign in the grocery store that said "Do not sell alcohol to anyone born after today's date in 1990" I felt weirdly old.
I get that 21 is still young by adult standards, but for some reason I find myself still thinking of myself as a kid.
CA: I still have a hard time believing that 1990 was 22 years ago. I guess because, when I get confused and lonely, I end up taking a time warp to 1996, when things really did suck as much as I think they did.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sometimes I feel like I "missed out" on the 1990s, which is probably silly of me.
The wording asks only for a year but if I enter just "1990" it tells me to "enter a real date."
The fact that this bugs me is probably also an aspie moment
Nope, definitely bugs me. It's half-witted uses of the English language like this one that can lead to many a headache. Especially when someone is as literal as I am.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"For some reason I have a recurrent interest in Cow and Chicken, even though it's not that great."
It's always a tad sad when we revisited treasured shows from our past and find out we where god damned morons (not saying that Cow and Chicken is quite THAT bad however).
Transformers G1 and TMNT (original cartoon) was that for me.
Thankfully, The Tick and The Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot ate still entertaining.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...You know, sometimes when I'm driving my Corolla I think about how 18 years ago it was somebody's shiny new car, and that always makes me smile.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I probably would have went to bed except somehow this thread is more active now than almost any of the other times I actually can sit down and post in it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sometimes, around this time of early morning, I get a desire to go drive out into rural Licking County for the hell of it.
One of these days when I have nothing to do I'm going to have to follow through on that.
I hate wanting to use this as a morbidly depressing version of a livejournal to whine and bitch about my IRL issues that an abysmal amount of people actually follow or care about recently and follow in the footsteps of those who drive ruins across the emotional plane of sanity and freedom of emotion, and go OH GOD MY LIFE SUCKS BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW for 400 pages while people ignore it since it's not about ponies and continue to aim towards the sky in bliss of drama and avoidance of guilt or burden from those who do not wish to truly seek help but instead want pity and missing the fact that most of the time the dishumored wouldn't mind paying attention to a little interesting story.....
but I think I can use a more humorous and likeable way to complain about life. Because clearly I have to do pony shit for this to even be read I must appeal to the better nature of my fellow heapers! ♥
[Please read in Tara Strongs Voice]
Dear Princess Celestia, Why did I ever accept one of my colleagues advances upon me? She told me she could get what I want and spread her "addiction" to me, and she did. I think I am.....pony-whipped as it's called. Wish there was a way to remedy this, because we both planned not to have it advance beyond a one-night-stand, but yet I crave her. And it pisses me off because I can't focus on learning lessons about the elements of harmony.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I get that 21 is still young by adult standards, but for some reason I find myself still thinking of myself as a kid.
他妈的，到地狱
:D
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
That was good night in Chinese.
For some reason I have a recurrent interest in Cow and Chicken, even though it's not that great.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The fact that this bugs me is probably also an aspie moment
Nope, definitely bugs me. It's half-witted uses of the English language like this one that can lead to many a headache. Especially when someone is as literal as I am.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
(I'm much too easily amused, aren't I?)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
My grandpa came from Yunnan province.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
EVER
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
One of these days when I have nothing to do I'm going to have to follow through on that.
☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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but I think I can use a more humorous and likeable way to complain about life. Because clearly I have to do pony shit for this to even be read I must appeal to the better nature of my fellow heapers! ♥
[Please read in Tara Strongs Voice]
Dear Princess Celestia,
Why did I ever accept one of my colleagues advances upon me? She told me she could get what I want and spread her "addiction" to me, and she did. I think I am.....pony-whipped as it's called. Wish there was a way to remedy this, because we both planned not to have it advance beyond a one-night-stand, but yet I crave her. And it pisses me off because I can't focus on learning lessons about the elements of harmony.