The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Yarrun XIX · 2014-09-04 02:22:03

Nah, trying to get some reading done before going to bed.

Why does Cage have to have his words printed in such small print

Salix Babylonika · 2014-09-04 02:22:52

ok

Yarrun XIX · 2014-09-04 02:25:23

NICID NICID KORE KO NIClll: EVERY DAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

What if I ask thirty-two questions?

What if I stop asking now and then?

Will that make things clear?

Is communication something made clear?

What is conunurrication?

MUSic, what does it communicate?

Is what's clear to me clear to you?

Is music just sounds?

Then what does it conunurricate?

Is a truck passing by music?

If I can see it, do I have to hear it too?

If I don't hear it, does it still conununicate?

If while I see it I can't hear it, but hear something else, sayan egg-beater, because I'm

inside looking out, does the truck commurricate or the egg-beater, which communicates?

Which is more musical, a truck passing by a factory or a truck

passing by a music school?

Are the people inside the school musical and the ones outside unmusical?

What if the ones inside can't hear very well, would that change my question?

Do you know what I mean when I say inside the school?

Are sounds just sounds or are they Beethoven?

People aren't sounds, are they?

Yarrun XIX · 2014-09-04 02:37:52

What the frig is nondualism even, serious question

Obā-san · 2014-09-04 02:39:25

Yarrun XIX said:
What the frig is nondualism even, serious question

the holy spirit

Anonus · 2014-09-04 02:47:50

Yarrun XIX said:
Yogi falls pretty strictly in Green, and the Ranger falls in Green/Blackb

I could maybe determine colors for the Mystery Gang.

I wanted to have Yogi, Huck, Mr. Jinks and Snagglepuss play Sburb or something

Mr. Jinks escapes to his Land while Pixie and Dixie die being smashed by meteors, but they live on, in a way, on Derse, and torment Jinks's dreamself

Anonus · 2014-09-04 02:56:10

also maybe a disheveled Loopy De Loop would appear, clutching a bottle of strong liquor

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-04 03:33:40

Yarrun XIX said:
Okay, so that anthology was called Dream Corridor, and the rat story was, in fact, called "Rat Hater".

I may have just bought a copy that was only six dollars on Amazon. Maybe. You can't prove anything.

I have both the first and second volume of that anthology. I had mixed feelings about "Rat Hater" myself, although it is a pretty tight little pulp revenger.

sunn wolf · 2014-09-04 05:52:07

a man's life first assumes transmissible form at the moment of his death

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-04 06:09:30

Heap E. Cheese's

where a kid can be an ANNOYING LITTLE GIT DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDING DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDINGDUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDINGDUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDINGDUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDINGDUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDINGDUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDINGDUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDINGDUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DINGDING DINGDING *points at you and runs toward you and hits everyone around with floatie noodles and slaps the ground with floatie noodles* SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP *throws floatie noodles* *cymbal crash* *dubstep played for five seconds* *gigantic bucket of mud thrown at fan* *turning on all the lights in the house* *turning off all the lights in the house* *turning all the calendars to the wrong month and then putting them upside-down* *unloading the trash can on the floor* *pulling the cat's tail* *turning on the radio and playing smooth jazz too loud* *fucking with the equalizer so it sounds like an old record* *donning balloon pirate saber and pirate hat* ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *running down the hall* *running up the hall* *running down the hall* *draws on the TV* *USING PERMANENT MARKER* *climbs up walls* *throws bananas* *jumps on mattresses* *sets all computers to use the Windows Plus theme "Sports" but with "Inside Your Computer" sounds* *strews scratch paper everywhere* *scratches the chalkboards* *draws pikachus on every whiteboard* *throws shoes* *fills purses with crushed toilet paper tubes*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-04 06:14:06

*use inconsistent voice in writing up a post*

sunn wolf · 2014-09-04 08:26:28

guess which heaper won a ticket to the Syro listening party in london????

Klinotaxis · 2014-09-04 10:35:56

naney said:
seriously that's one of my all time fave onion articles

as articles about writers go i prefer the hands one i think

nohaynicklibre · 2014-09-04 10:57:42

So this is the Xbox power...
Sony is dead...

Klinotaxis · 2014-09-04 11:04:55

what game is that

nohaynicklibre · 2014-09-04 11:32:41

Forza 5

Aliroz · 2014-09-04 11:39:15

Counterclock said:

Imipolex G said:
is it bad that I like (some) games but tend to dislike gamer "culture"
Heaper culture is better anyway, Gamer culture is kind of misogynistic.

Man, I'm totally the original person-who-is-against-this-culture for Heaper Culture.

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 11:58:09

nondualism, yay

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-04 12:01:47

Anonus said:

Yarrun XIX said:
Yogi falls pretty strictly in Green, and the Ranger falls in Green/Blackb

I could maybe determine colors for the Mystery Gang.
I wanted to have Yogi, Huck, Mr. Jinks and Snagglepuss play Sburb or something

Mr. Jinks escapes to his Land while Pixie and Dixie die being smashed by meteors, but they live on, in a way, on Derse, and torment Jinks's dreamself

He finally murders and then accidentally prototypes the insufferable little bastards.

His aspect is Hope, naturally.

Obā-san · 2014-09-04 12:17:18

it's too humid 8<

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-04 12:19:51

*pats with towel; cools*

Obā-san · 2014-09-04 12:21:15

it's actually fairly nice in terms of temperature but everything feels damp :/

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-09-04 12:22:20

Ach. I am sorry.

Obā-san · 2014-09-04 12:28:42

(*flops over*)

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 12:30:59

moo

glennmagusharvey · 2014-09-04 12:45:17

A friend just returned from a trip. I was going to ask her 'What did you there?'. As in the 'pussycat pussycat where have you been' nursery rhyme. But then I sadly decided against it when I realized there was a dirty misreading of it.

Stupid dirty misreadings.

Anonus · 2014-09-04 13:31:35

So I might be a simpleton

I didn't really read the Scooby-Doo "kids looking for truth" meaning myself, but Yogi Bear's is much more apparent: flouting authority. His cartoons are still kinda bland, though Yogi is a likeable character

Aliroz · 2014-09-04 13:35:33

Anonus said:
So I might be a simpleton

I didn't really read the Scooby-Doo "kids looking for truth" meaning myself, but Yogi Bear's is much more apparent: flouting authority. His cartoons are still kinda bland, though Yogi is a likeable character

Is this a mayonnaise-type bland or a a marianne-type bland?

Anonus · 2014-09-04 13:44:57

I don't know

Anonus · 2014-09-04 13:46:27

I don't know if you like earth tones, but, naturally, Jellystone Park is chock full of them. Though it depends on the cartoon; H-B backgrounds, beautiful as they are, are not very consistent.

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 13:48:34

"earth tones"

Fossilmaiden · 2014-09-04 14:04:48

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AND/OR MODIFYING OR ALTERING A DEVICE'S SOFTWARE OR OPERATING SYSTEM.
DOING SO CAN HAVE UNINTENDED, UNFORESEEN, AND DANGEROUS CONSEQUENCES,
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Please don't unlock your bootloader, you might die.

Princess Alice · 2014-09-04 14:21:25

Of COURSE the elevator in Hitchcock Hall is broken on the day I have class on the uppermost floor. -_-

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 14:24:32

stairs time

Princess Alice · 2014-09-04 14:45:25

Pretty much, yeah

It's only four stories but it's still kinda inconvenient

At least I won't have to walk far to the bus stop

Princess Alice · 2014-09-04 14:45:26

Pretty much, yeah

It's only four stories but it's still kinda inconvenient

At least I won't have to walk far to the bus stop

Aliroz · 2014-09-04 14:48:43

asefawfwaefawea

What if it turned out that quid pro quo doesn't actually de facto exist, but we're too cynical to believe it?

What if it turns out that those in power are not actually corrupt but have sacrificed their reputations and kept their integrity even though they know they will be perceived as corrupt.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-09-04 14:51:11

that's like some reverse-Illuminati shit you got going on

Fossilmaiden · 2014-09-04 14:53:54

fight for integrity in underground cage fighting

Aliroz · 2014-09-04 14:54:50

Fossilmaiden said:
fight for integrity in underground cage fighting

Why would you fight an underground cage?

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 14:58:49

it's less embarrassing

Calica · 2014-09-04 15:13:34

Mo The Show said:
that's like some reverse-Illuminati shit you got going on

Obā-san · 2014-09-04 16:22:28

oops

Yarrun XIX · 2014-09-04 17:16:07

Salix Babylonika · 2014-09-04 17:54:02

guys

Tre · 2014-09-04 17:58:05

yoooooooooo

that's hella

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 18:09:07

hella jeff

Obā-san · 2014-09-04 18:19:45

im so tired

Imipolex G · 2014-09-04 18:20:10

i haven't slept a wink

Princess Alice · 2014-09-04 18:21:14

Imipolex G said:
i haven't slept a wink

ok so it wasn't just me

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