The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    “WORDS. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO WORDS YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WORDS WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE WORDS I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. WORDS. WORDS.”
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    naney said:

    we need pictures

    pictures of spiderman(s boobs)
    no
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want my special boy
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    who might that be
  • I wish I could concentrate. Guh.

    I talked it over with my mom and she agreed that seeing a doctor is a good idea, which is great! But what if I don't have ADD or dyslexia or whatever, and the only conclusion to draw is that I'm lazy, or at any rate my issues with focusing have to do with deep seated psychological issues and aren't something Adderall can help with?
  • sorry im busy (*halfhearted laugh track, the sound of audience members leaving in disgust*)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    who might that be

    A quirky Coloradan cutie who is the most loyal person I know
  • Don’t pin all your hopes and your dreams on somebody else’s lives.
    You are standing here as true as you were born on this earth.
  • Come on, Tucker, it's READING. You ENJOY reading.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    naney said:

    we need pictures

    pictures of spiderman(s boobs)
    Disney overpaid, but they got them
  • kill living beings
    whoa
  • Anonus said:

    naney said:

    we need pictures

    pictures of spiderman(s boobs)
    Disney overpaid, but they got them
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    computer love
  • I'm still here for some reason
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    there are reasons for everything
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    ...I guess
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Somehow woke up in the middle of a dream...leaving me all tired and unsatisfied. :\
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    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So as it turns out, I can leave the house at 7:30 instead of 7:00 and still make it to campus half an hour bfore class starts.

    This is nice to know; that's an extra half hour I can dedicate to sleeping.
  • The Art of Slacking Off, an advice book by Centie and Tre
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Observation: the lettering on the outside of Thompson Library says "OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY"

    With no "THE"

    I don't know why I notice these things
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • kill living beings
    rickroll is a mean
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Class started at 11:10 and the professor still isn't here

    :\
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "science is the poetry of reality" doesn't really mean anything, does it
  • presumably it means that science is elegant and beautiful
  • Class started at 11:10 and the professor still isn't here

    :\

    college.txt
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The New York Laser Clinic, located over 3400 miles from New York.
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    if the prof takes too long to show, you can all leave

    I'm sure this is a real rule
  • kill living beings
    i feel like only a physicist could come up with that. biology has some "elegant" bits but also bugs that only have sex in their mother's womb
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    bug incest
  • i feel like only a physicist could come up with that. biology has some "elegant" bits but also bugs that only have sex in their mother's womb

    i guess that could be seen as elegant
  • kill living beings
    it's just a hack they have to do instead of being actually parthenogenic
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    off to work I go

    to struggle
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    TO ENDURE AGONY

    and stuff
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bye
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm ready to kick VS2008's IntelliSense's ass up and down I-395 because apparently feeding it Boost makes it stop working. :P I understand IntelliSense is much improved in 2012 and 2013, but I'm not switching in the middle of a project, either...
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Carpe deum.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Scanners, printers, and copiers all suck, and I wish we lived in a world where we didn't need them.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Weird things: People asking if they can nick a fag when it's obvious there's nowhere I could be carrying any.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    presumably it means that science is elegant and beautiful

    If the universe were inelegant and ugly would science's status be revoked? Is science's poetry status dependent on the elegancy and beauty of the world it has developed in?
  • fuck if i know
  • the fuck is science anyways
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image

    Jonathan looks weird in Araki's new style.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    the fuck is science anyways

    We're not allowed to ask questions about that because SHUT UP IT JUST WORKS YOU NIHILIST
  • i guess one could say that science as an institution harnesses the human ego to uncover generally acceptable rules about the world around us within the context of a materialistic worldview, with science as an abstract idea being the intellectual framework by which the institution produces said ideas
  • like i'm pretty sure most scientists are scientists because they just think science is cool, and they want to prove their ideas right, but what non-scientists are interested in is an end product that improves the overall human condition, whether that improvement is physical or intellectual.

    and to benefit from the fruits of the scientific institution one does not need to understand science in any meaningful way, i do not need to understand immunology or microbiology to take an antibiotic, and so on

    which makes science rather unique in terms of intellectual pursuits
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Weird things: People asking if they can nick a fag when it's obvious there's nowhere I could be carrying any.

    There's a glaringly obvious joke to be made here and yet I don't know what it is
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