The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I just call that being "Poochy."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    seems I remember Capcom getting all flustered and threatening to pull ads out of EGM back in the day because they dared to give Super Duper Street Fighter II Turbo Hyper Champion Awesomeness Edition or something a mediocre score
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yntkt
  • Watched Guardians of the Galaxy.

    Odd plot dips were minor for the most part, ensemble was enjoyable, plot was serviceable, not enough Groot.
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    drop crotch sweats + comme des fuckdown sweatshirt is so 2011
  • naney said:

    I work for Reuters. I’m a journalist in the media business.

    Back in 2008, I sat in a conference and reviewed some proposals to integrate news sources focused on electronic gaming into our RSS service as niche content providers.

    We considered IGN, Gamespot, and a few other syndicated online info feeds.

    Now, in order to white label a source as affiliated with Reuters, you need to run through a checklist of ~100 items that are necessary for journalistic integrity. The source and its organization has to score at least a 60 out of 100 for it to be considered fair and unbiased.

    These tests are carried out by senior journalists, editors, and investigators.

    NONE of the gaming publications scored higher than a 15. For reference, the National Enquirer scored a 38 and the MSNBC blogosphere scored 44.
    Yeesh.
    Googled the quote, The only source I could find was Youtube user "zillajratomicray," which, ah, doesn't seem terribly trustworthy.

    The kind of "journalistic integrity" issues in gaming are really the kinds of things press ALWAYS has to deal with. They're growing pains.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Watched Guardians of the Galaxy.


    Odd plot dips were minor for the most part, ensemble was enjoyable, plot was serviceable, not enough Groot.
    I still love that they hired Vin Diesel to say a single line a bunch of times.
  • edited 2014-09-01 20:26:02
    Considering most middling to good game websites at least SOURCE their material, I also find the claim that National Enquirer has more journalistic integrity than every gaming news site to be dubious to say the least.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kex methinks you take the game industry too seriously
  • this is batboy reporting from E3
  • edited 2014-09-01 20:29:20
    ^^I'd say that honor goes more to the people who pitched a fit when they learned that so-and-so developer was sleeping with so-and-so reporter than it does to me, to be honest.

    And why shouldn't I take it seriously? I'm extremely interested in both game design and criticism.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Lilly said:
    There is a difference between being opinionated and quid pro quo, though.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    this is batboy reporting from E3

    Weekly World News was the best.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    makes sense, it takes the concept even further
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hey is Sredni here? My stream is about to start and he wanted to see it.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    Lilly said:
    There is a difference between being opinionated and quid pro quo, though.
    Oh, for sure, but it isn't even quid pro quo that, say, the recent Kotaku/Polygon policies on Patreon donations are enforcing.  It's more like...quid et quid.

    I'm not even really against Polygon's disclosure policy here, except to note that you'll never see "The publisher of this game gave Vox Media seventy fuckillion dollars in ad money" as a disclosure statement.
  • kill living beings
    you know, i almost reblogged that thing, until i realized that like hell i'm just gonna believe some nobody from apparently a youtube comment
  • kill living beings
    do you ever see someone laughing at LPs on youtube for several hours straight and you just want to explain evodevo of color changing sex spines to them
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I remember this sort of thing happening with computing in the early 1990s. Windows 3.1 got glowing reviews from outlets like PC Mag, even though it was by no means perfect, simply because it was good enough at the time. It came out later, during Netscape v. Microsoft, that Microsoft had been bullying PC makers into including Windows with their machines for years, starting with Windows 3.0 in 1990, but no one knew that at the time. 

    The reason why this was a big deal at all at the time was that OS/2 2.0 had come out around the same time as Windows 3.1, and OS/2 fans were pissed. OS/2 2.0 was a lot more capable, a lot more stable, but also required a lot more computer than Windows 3.1 did...it would have been a hefty investment for all but the most determined geeks at the time. (Imagine going straight from Windows 3.1 to, say, Windows NT 4.0 on a 386SX/20.) Corporate types said "big deal" and stuck with NetWare until NT Server was ready several years later.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    But the OS/2 types were certain, positive, that PC Mag was taking bribes from Microsoft, that Microsoft had threatened to pull their funding, something like that. I kind of doubt that; if PC Mag had been threatened that badly, they wouldn't have kept a pet OS/2 guy on staff. 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And Microsoft was far from PC Mag's only advertiser, or even their biggest; most of their ad traffic came from other companies, mostly people selling PCs and accessories by mail.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

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    Awesome.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    kex methinks you take the game industry too seriously

    Methinks I'm sick of the whole attitude of "if you care about things, you are taking them too seriously" here.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    jiplegost.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Also: after Fifty Shades you shouldn't read the Bible, you should read something about what consent is, especially in a BDSM context.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    methinks you took my comment too seriously
  • Lilly said:

    Also: after Fifty Shades you shouldn't read the Bible, you should read something about what consent is, especially in a BDSM context.


  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    methinks you took my comment too seriously

    Well I'm SICK of it anyway.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    naney said:

    Lilly said:

    Also: after Fifty Shades you shouldn't read the Bible, you should read something about what consent is, especially in a BDSM context.


    Naw, it's always a good time to read scriptures.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    jiplehost.
  • naney said:

    Lilly said:

    Also: after Fifty Shades you shouldn't read the Bible, you should read something about what consent is, especially in a BDSM context.


    And then the Bible
  • i played a bunch more DOTP 2013. I managed to deck out Nicol Bolas, that made me feel pretty smart.

    i still can't decide what my favorite playstyle is, i like all of them a lot.
  • edited 2014-09-01 21:59:57
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    You can care about whatever you want with as much seriousness as you want, it's your business, but if you tell me about it and I don't care about it I can't help but think you look pretty ridiculous.

    But still you should totally do you in spite of what I reflexively think.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    You can care about whatever you want with as much seriousness as you want, it's your business, but if you tell me about it and I don't care about it I can't help but think you look pretty ridiculous.


    But still you should totally do you in spite of what I reflexively think.
    I don't know how to do aliroz.  How do I aliroz?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, for fun times:
    1: install an old, old game (1994 or earlier) on a current computer.
    2: wait for old game to crash while you play it, making everything look all pixelated because you were playing that game in compatibility mode
    3: watch netflix, youtube, or some other video streaming.  The show now looks pixelated and wrong colors, allowing you to better concentrate on the movement of the characters and the shapes and shading; as opposed to details.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    but seriusly, how to alirzo?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Lilly said:

    Also: after Fifty Shades you shouldn't read the Bible, you should read something about what consent is, especially in a BDSM context.

    Is Fifty Shades especially rapey? I've never actually read it, I just know that it's, like, the most vanilla person on earth's idea of what BDSM is like.
  • edited 2014-09-01 22:17:30

    I just know that it's, like, the most vanilla person on earth's idea of what BDSM is like.
    Is Fifty Shades especially rapey?
    you just answered your own question there

  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Apparently, or so I hear, but I refuse to read it to find out.

    I'll watch the movie I guess.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Having read some articles about it, it seems to be not so much a "BDSM" story as a "rape and abuse masquerading as BDSM" story

    the author (and many readers, no doubt) doesn't know the difference
  • BLARGH BLARGH MAGIC THE GATHERING

    holy shit the radio is playing Manic Monday ‹i› on a Monday ‹/i›
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    Magic: The Rotherham
  • I... think I want to make a mostly collab-based EP, or an album with a decent amount of input from others, AT or otherwise

    I think I'll call it w/e or something punny like that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    cecilyjeanne:

    stunningpicture:

    Moving out of the apartment

    This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

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