The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    I hate to be compared to my mom..I mean I don't have her personality...so I become passive and quiet so I don't become like her.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    @lee

    Does your uncle have a lot of influence on other members of your family?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Apparently explaining that Asian in English means "related to something to do with Bangladesh, Pakistan or India" is grounds to be called an Asshole
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I don't get it.
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    justice: Well, sort of. I work for him, he's a relatively successful businessman, and he's helped us through some hard times, but he's also had a sibling-rivalry thing going on with my mom for years and so I have to wonder if some of it has to do with that (he's actually younger than her by two years).


  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    In the UK, Asian means from the Indian subcontinent with Chinese and Japanese etc being seen as different ethnic groups
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Oh...I'm Chinese but not Asian? What kind of sense does that make?
  • edited 2012-03-17 19:59:32
    Separated by a Common Language much?
  • edited 2012-03-17 20:00:26
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    It makes perfect sense because India was apart of the British Empire

    Edit: Most Asians who live in the UK are either from Bangladesh, Pakistan or India
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    Whereas the US had a lot more influence from China, Japan, and Southeast Asia; it wasn't until later that we had a lot of people from the Subcontinent or from Central Asia.
  • edited 2012-03-17 20:11:48
    It makes perfect sense in the UK because India was a part of the British Empire.

    FTFY

    ^ Also, this.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    So I'm non Asian? What the fuck.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    No Draco, you're Chinese :o
  • Just brought my brothers back from the arcade in the hotel. It's pretty big for a hotelcade.

    Not huge though. Also they had a UFO Catcher. Thought those were a Japanese thing.

    Took em to the shop in the lobby afterwards and got them candy, and myself a pretzel and some soda.

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Gn
  • Also they had a UFO Catcher. Thought those were a Japanese thing.

    I remember seeing one in a TA truck stop once, so they're not that Japanese.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Vegan meat is gross. Not as good as the real thing.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I couldn't imagine meat that was constructed out of only things animals don't have being particularly great.
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    Vegan meat and UFO catchers: Only at Heapers' hangout.
  • edited 2012-03-17 21:03:31
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    "Let me tell you something: I know soy beans are good for a lot of
    things. Let's stay out of the bacon market! It says "It looks and tastes
    like real bacon!" No it doesn't! It tastes like somebody bacon-flavored
    a turd, that's what it tastes like!"
  • The sadness will last forever.
    The only vegan product I love is cookies.
  • edited 2012-03-17 21:15:04
    Cookies are made out of flour

    which is made out of wheat

    WHEAT HAS FEELINGS TOO

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Hopefully it takes pride in how edible it is.
  • edited 2012-03-17 21:25:20
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    SOY IS ALSO MURDER

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ABC Lionsgate is run by SISSIES

    Their CEO should totally put on a frilly pink dress and come to this address I've written on a postcard I'm shoving under his office door

    That'll show 'em
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What about ABC Lionsgate's CEO, Centie?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Eugh, I'm feeling a little drowsy and headachey all of a sudden. I should probably call it a night. See you guys tomorrow.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Gator.
  • ABC Lionsgate ought to bring the old Current TV back when they merge it into ABC News Now

    they do have the channel space, and I miss the old Current
  • edited 2012-03-17 23:57:20
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    I'm feeling better than I did earlier. I really shouldn't be whining about my past so much when I'm here, now, and doing better than I ever did in 1992-2002 when all the stuff I whine about actually happened.

    Also, I'm watching I.D. again (why), and I saw a show earlier where this guy ended up killing his wife and three kids. I'm wondering why anyone would want to kill not only their wife, but their whole family as well. Just...no. Normal people don't do that shit. This fucking guy killed his whole family so he could run off to Cancún and party. 

    He got the MoThErFuCkIn DeAtH pEnAlTy. They should have just taken his ass out into the Pacific and fed 'im to the sharks. :P
  • They should have just taken his ass out into the Pacific and fed 'im to the sharks. :P

    Put that on TV and you'll get ratings... and a shitload of media watchdogs baying for your blood.
  • edited 2012-03-18 00:03:35
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Why the fuck would anyone even do anything like that?
  • I dunno, but I'd certainly watch it at any rate.
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    In any case, this show is what I was watching. And the second story in it is no better, in fact it's arguably even worse. :P
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    No, I mean the murder, not the feeding to the sharks.
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    In short, this asshole was a coward. He refused to accept the consequences of his actions and instead just dug himself deeper. And now his ass is grass.
  • edited 2012-03-18 00:17:44
    Edit: NVM, ninja'd.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    People like that give the human race a bad name. World's a better place now that he's gone.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    We are the laughingstock of the galaxy
  • We don't even know for sure if there are even other sapient species in the galaxy, much less how their morality compares to ours.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-03-18 00:22:01
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    "They should have just taken his ass out into the Pacific and fed 'im to the sharks. :P"

    Hey, that's insulting.

    Even sharks have better taste than that!
  • Muffin, the writer of Scarlet Weather Archive in Japanese Red, reminds me somewhat of our own admins.

    A lot of the jokes are rather anoraky. Though with different stuff.

  • Oatmeal-chocolate-chip-raisin-craisin cookies.

    I'm eatin' some.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Crasins are cranberry raisins!

    see, i can contribute to a conversation

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    All of Ken's clothes fit him!

    ...

    Seriously, how could anyone have not noticed how incredibly gay that was? 

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    abe linkoln
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