The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I once went to a place in Lehighton called The Beacon 449, and not only did their mozzarella sticks make me sick, their "small size" drinks were literally those little paper cups you see put next to water coolers with lids on them, and with cut in half straws in them.

    Furthermore, the only drinks they served were RC Cola brand products. Instead of Coke or Pepsi like most places.

    It was kind of comically bad.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was only made sick by a burger one time.

    Made me throw up. And...this story is pointless
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I would be interested to try different RC Cola products, but if the food made you sick, I'd rather do that elsewhere.
  • Kexruct said:
    this appears to be a rap song, and as such I wish to know what it has to do with me before I subject myself to it
    Well, the refrain is "kill television, kill television." That was why I called your attention to it.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    RC is actually not so bad, though it's not as common as it used to be due to poor distribution. I'd be worried if they were serving something like Double Cola, or generic cola from the Walmart down the street.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yeah, I've heard Royal Crown is pretty good, but it is very quaint, isn't it? Like, why RC Cola?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kill television, good message, I am down with that
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I don't know how people watch daytime television.

    Or night time television.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Sredni: Either they were able to get better terms from Royal Crown or 7-UP than they were from Coke or Pepsi (this was often the case down in the part of West Virginia where my mom's family came from), or they have a good wholesale source for it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    I don't know how people watch daytime television.


    Or night time television.
    I used to enjoy soap operas for the commercials

    Then the networks started axing them a bunch
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I think my favorite things about the soaps (especially the P&G soaps) were the sponsor billboards going into a break. They were just soothing somehow.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    who died and made you Sigmund Freud
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    how the hell did people watch awards shows before Twitter? i genuinely can't imagine it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    as long as we're on about soap operas, let it be known that I have never actually watched Port Charles but the second iteration of its theme song is boss:

  • kill living beings
    dorming with freshmen again because i'm fucking dumb
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    dorming with freshmen again because i'm fucking dumb

    worse things could have happened

    like not having a dorm
  • kill living beings
    or i could have a TIGER for a roommate
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    or i could have a TIGER for a roommate

    Like Calvin?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what's that, tiger? you wanna be warped into the minus world?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why would you want a tiger when you could have a lion for a roommate? A mountain lion, even!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    or a cow
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    or a princess!
  • kill living beings
    on the bright side there's a neurosike major on the floor i guess
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I always try to click on these links and they never go where they seem to be supposed to.

    :/
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    That one should be a sign that says "END - SPEED LIMIT 35"
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I really didn't like Buffy, so I never watched Angel.

    I can see why tropers and heapers would like it, though.
  • i really liked buffy when i first watched it

    then the more i saw the more i saw the holes in it
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    or a cow

    or a princess!

    Or a german-speaking saxophonist arrangeeist with a british accent.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    naney said:

    i really liked buffy when i first watched it

    then the more i saw the more i saw the holes in it

    kind of like me and That Show Based on a Disney Animated Movie
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    naney said:

    i really liked buffy when i first watched it

    then the more i saw the more i saw the holes in it

    kind of like me and That Show Based on a Disney Animated Movie
    Hey, I liked Aladdin the animated series!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No

    I meant that other one
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What have you got against Timon and Pumbaa, AU?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    While I don't like that one, I mean the other other one
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    What's wrong with The Emperor's New School?
  • I have heard nothing but good things about Lilo & Stitch: The Series
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Song of the South: The Series was not racist at all, I tell you
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I have heard nothing but good things about Lilo & Stitch: The Series

    It's 6000 times better than the other other other other other show
  • New Tower of God chapter.

    Yay, Yuri is back again.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sometimes it's disappointing how disappointing things are
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yup
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    New Tower of God chapter.

    Yay, Yuri is back again.

    Today's comic was really underwhelming, personally. Also the writing in the early part with Yuri is... questionable.

    Still, her getting her Hell Train on is a welcome development.
  • Crystal said:

    New Tower of God chapter.

    Yay, Yuri is back again.

    Today's comic was really underwhelming, personally. Also the writing in the early part with Yuri is... questionable.

    Still, her getting her Hell Train on is a welcome development.
    I suppose, I was just happy to have her back as an active part of the story.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye

    Now I laugh and make a fortune off the same ones that I tortured and a world screams "Kiss Me, Son of God!"
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Bunny said:

    I destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye


    Now I laugh and make a fortune off the same ones that I tortured and a world screams "Kiss Me, Son of God!"
    Great song.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    She stole my daydreams, she stole my air guitar

    EXTERIOR: MAN ON LAWN, ALONE AT DAWN

    Packed the typewriter, and drove off in her car

    A BATTERED AUTOMOBILE DRIVES PAST STATE LINE SIGN
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta do.

    Touch the puppet head...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Chesapeake, Virginia
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