The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • kill living beings
    LAWFUL GOOD

    CIA
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu


    CIA is a tragic hero
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    It's like poetry, it rhymes
  • edited 2014-08-06 20:22:17
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    It's like poetry, it rhymes


    Sauce?
  • Moderator from Reddit here.
    I want to start off by saying how
    completely disappointed I am in every single one of you. You all single
    handedly ran away our guests by posting nothing but childish,
    disrespectful, and just flat out rude comments. /r/Iama is a chance for
    redditors and people in general to interact with celebrities and
    otherwise famous people when they will likely never have a chance to do
    so. What you all did was completely un-called for. I am now having to
    reschedule the AMA for another time because so many people that actually
    wanted to have meaningful questions answered had their chances ruined
    because of all of you. I can tell you with complete certainty that if I
    see a single “For you”, “You’re a big guy”, or “CIA” reference in the
    new AMA you can bet that you will be permanently banned.
    probably one of the top 20 youtube comments of all time
  • The controversy left 4chan on April 23, 2014 when it was announced that
    Tom Hardy would be hosting an “Ask Me Anything” interview session on
    Reddit, in which users can ask him questions. 4chan decided to “raid”
    the interview and ask Hardy questions pertaining to the now-infamous
    scene from The Dark Knight Rises. Users were encouraged to downvote
    legitimate questions about the subject of the interview (Hardy’s new
    film Locke) and only upvote questions featuring references to the
    opening scene of TDKR. Hundreds of 4chan users descended on the AMA
    session, asking a variety of questions that contained various references
    to the scene, such as the phrases “big guy” and “for you” and
    variations of the question “Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the
    mask?”[1]

    Hardy initially responded to some of the questions, but Reddit’s
    moderators eventually intervened when they realized what was happening
    and shut down the thread. Of particular note, one user asked Hardy what
    Bane meant by “for you,” and Hardy replied that "It was written meaning
    it would be painful for you, but I intoned it meaning “I’m a big guy for
    you.”"[2] Many users on 4chan, and even some media sources, joked that
    they had “crashed the thread, with no survivors,” as a reference to
    Bane’s threat in the scene.[3]
    why am i only learning about this now?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *tired moo*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    *tired moo*

    rough day at the place of employment?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Guardians of the Galaxy was good.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Guardians of the Galaxy was good.

    I'm going to see it this week with my brother!

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Crapcrapcrap!  storm of the decade today!  golfball-sized hail, strong wind, people are advised not to drive because the roads will be all watered, people are advised to go to thestrongest building possible and get into the basement.

    I remember the last time this happened, I was just a little kid, and I was terrified!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    *tired moo*

    rough day at the place of employment?
    I was there for ten hours. There was more to do than I could possibly get done.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Odradek said:

    Guardians of the Galaxy was good.

    I'm going to see it this week with my brother!

    You will like Groot, I think.
  • he is Groot
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    listening to the toilet
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    You'll never find a love like Sega 32x
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Guardians of the Galaxy was good.

    hey, a Marvel movie you liked

    cool!

    Predictably, I enjoyed Rocket Raccoon
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    If the 32X had been successful, would Sega have made another Genesis add-on? That thing could've been an abstract art project.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Odradek said:

    Guardians of the Galaxy was good.

    hey, a Marvel movie you liked

    cool!

    Predictably, I enjoyed Rocket Raccoon
    furrrrrry
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    If the 32X had been successful, would Sega have made another Genesis add-on? That thing could've been an abstract art project.

    Picture, if you will, a Genesis with a Sega CD and a 32X and a copy of Sonic & Knuckles with Sonic 3 plugged into it

    It'd be a fucking mess
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    If the 32X had been successful, would Sega have made another Genesis add-on? That thing could've been an abstract art project.

    It would have merged the Sega Genesis with existence itself, it would have become the add-on to our lives
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    If the 32X had been successful, would Sega have made another Genesis add-on? That thing could've been an abstract art project.

    Every year we're gonna come out with another thing to snap onto your Sega Genesis, and you'll buy it, I promise you'll buy it, this is a totally sustainable business model that'll last forever. Anyway, we got Sonic back in the winter, but fuck that we got another shitty thing to plug into genesis.

    Maybe we'll make a 64x. Maybe we'll make a disc drive.

    All your dreams are gonna come true on dreamcast, but you aren't gonna buy that because the PS2's right around the corner.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    If the 32X had been successful, would Sega have made another Genesis add-on? That thing could've been an abstract art project.

    Picture, if you will, a Genesis with a Sega CD and a 32X and a copy of Sonic & Knuckles with Sonic 3 plugged into it

    It'd be a fucking mess
    that is pretty awesome

    I had all of that except the 32X
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Sonic The Hedgehog 2: Special Edition actually required both the 32X and the Sega CD drive.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Snatcher
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Rocket Raccoon was a raging asshole.

    And I'm a raging asshole.

    So y'know, like knows like.
  • My throat hurts so much

    guhhhhh I wish acid reflux wouldn't sneak up on me

    and it just gets worse as the day goes on
  • The baked beans have mostly subsided, but now I feel like I'm ten minutes from fainting at any given moment. And my teeth are aching for some reason?

    image


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Today at work I printed someone's 464-page Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic. There was at least one homoerotic sex scene

    yntkt
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Today at work I printed someone's 464-page Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic. There was at least one homoerotic sex scene

    yntkt

    Was it...  I hesitate to even ask... but was it... elricest?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't know what that means but I think not
  • Today at work I printed someone's 464-page Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic. There was at least one homoerotic sex scene

    yntkt

    i wonder if this is more or less enjoyable than deboning 20 chickens
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...how much does it cost to have 464 pages printed?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    In this case, we shrank it to half-size and printed it double-sided (hence four pages on one sheet), in the end it came to around $20.

    I have dreams of going into a store with a flash drive containing my complete magnum opus and being all "this is 800 pages long, print it, I don't care how much it is"
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It means "Did Elric fuck his brother?"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't think it was that
  • What You’ve Heard: Alan Moore is currently locked in a brutal magickal struggle against rival Comicbook Occultist Dave Sim, who views Moore’s life of “sin and perversion” in the name of a “pagan deity” an affront to The One True God. It’s rumored that over the years they’ve dragged several writers into the struggle, and for a time Moore tried to include Neil Gaiman who declined, explaining that the whole thing was awfully silly and that they all ought to just calm down and curl up next to the fireplace with a good, classy fairytale or the like. Further reports of Moore devouring Gaiman’s children in retaliation and replacing them with the help of a powerful Epideromancer and three sadistic dwarfs to keep the whole affair under wraps are said to be wild exaggerations according to the more naïve members of the Occult Underground.




    Fan Supplementals for Unknown Armies might be the best fan supplementals
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what word always seemed weirdly redundant to me? "Childbirth".

    Isn't someone being born a child by definition?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Unknown Armies is a really great world.

    I don't know about its mechanics though, so I can't say it's a good game.
  • edited 2014-08-06 23:52:56
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    Company-wide, there has been a new approach to source code and its management. Microsoft is traditionally viewed as a series of fiefdoms, with each team jealously guarding its own work and not sharing with others. As such, people in one team have historically had little access to other teams; they couldn't see what they were working on or the source code they were producing.

    When code did need to be shared—for example, the Xbox team's fork of Windows, or the Azure team's fork of Hyper-V—the sharing was a one-off thing. The new team would take the old team's source code and then develop in parallel. This obviously introduces long-term maintenance problems; the maintainer of each fork needs to somehow incorporate important changes from the main version of the code, which can require complex integration work.


    This explains A LOT. Like, a whole lot. It'd certainly explain why Windows has at least three ways of doing things (Win32, COM, .NET), all of which live in their own worlds. Win32 came from the Windows group, COM came from Visual Basic (and inherited a lot of BASIC's quirks, too), and I'm not sure where .NET came from.
  • kill living beings
    hell

    (i don't know anything about .net)
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I know enough to be dangerous, mainly from playing with it in PowerShell.
  • Two Swans Duct Taped To The Side Of The Coke Machine
  • Two Trucks (Having Sex)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I am one of those people who typically roots for Jerry instead of Tom,

    image

    but these creatures are awful little shits
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