You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In the comfy arm chair reading the newspaper and smoking a cigar while you make some unspeakable dish that should not involve gelatin but does for some god-forsaken reason!
In the comfy arm chair reading the newspaper and smoking a cigar while you make some unspeakable dish that should not involve gelatin but does for some god-forsaken reason!
In the comfy arm chair reading the newspaper and smoking a cigar while you make some unspeakable dish that should not involve gelatin but does for some god-forsaken reason!
I will bite you, hon, I swear.
ok dear, but only after you pack the lunch for the young'uns. :3
Hon, you are terrible and I want to say all kinds of inappropriate things in response to your teasing but this is a SFW thread and damnitall why must you do this to me?
Hon, you are terrible and I want to say all kinds of inappropriate things in response to your teasing but this is a SFW thread and damnitall why must you do this to me?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Things I somehow didn't notice until today: the 5 on my numpad has no bump on it
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
hype
(*hands you the maid outfit*)
In the comfy arm chair reading the newspaper and smoking a cigar while you make some unspeakable dish that should not involve gelatin but does for some god-forsaken reason!
SHRIMP IN ASPIC
Like, sort of, if you squint at things sideways I guess.
But I will relay to him that you are quote "mad gay" unquote.
because he's gonna spend alllll his time in the kitchen making me sammitches
with pans
somehow
:3
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