You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
All four names spelled out: debit card
First name, both middle initials, last name: driver's license, community college ID, university ID
First name, first middle initial, last name: health insurance card
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
These State Farm-sponsored Safety Patrol signs have been popping up around Columbus lately:
I guess State Farm wants to make sure they get their money's worth out of this deal...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's actually a service of ODOT; State Farm basically just bought the naming rights
All the "Safety Patrol" really does is help people whose cars break down, and sometimes help the police with traffic control after an accident or some such
hmm, i wonder if i'll get a bit of money for buying clothes for work of not
i'm pretty sure the uniform is white button downs + black pants, though behind the deli counter you might need a smock or a chef's coat, i don't quite recall...
Cuz I am not interested in the personal dramas behind the construction of one of humanity's great sins against ourselves.
I feel like it'd be akin to making a show about the nitty-gritty of the personal lives of SS officers, which, incidentally, probably either exists already or will soon.
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i wanna know who thought this fit photo was a good idea
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
If I come back crying, it is because of the wood shavings that litter the air of my valley.
And not because I would give an arm and leg to bring either of my grandpas back.
with a rusty cactus
Ooo's Safety Patrol >>>>>>> all other safety patrols
except X Middle School's safety patrol, they're rad as hell
it's not running.
Sigh. Old games.
i'm pretty sure the uniform is white button downs + black pants, though behind the deli counter you might need a smock or a chef's coat, i don't quite recall...
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I think.
Certainly better than anything Smash Mouth has done recently.
Do yourself a favor, refrain from looking further into it.
Do listen to the thing I linked though, it is sort of incredible.
I should change my username sometime soon.
Why would I ever want to watch that.
I feel like it'd be akin to making a show about the nitty-gritty of the personal lives of SS officers, which, incidentally, probably either exists already or will soon.
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