TG: bro look in my eyes TG: that twinkle TG: that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint TG: sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother TG: shit be PURE AND TRUE TG: thats what you see TG: a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together TG: radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine TG: turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong TG: this is how we do this TG: this shits more real than kraft mayo
i am now in the awesome part of homestuck
Dave's chatlogs are pure gold, through and through.
In England once there lived a big And wonderfully clever pig. To everybody it was plain That Piggy had a massive brain. He worked out sums inside his head, There was no book he hadn't read. He knew what made an airplane fly, He knew how engines worked and why. He knew all this, but in the end One question drove him round the bend: He simply couldn't puzzle out What LIFE was really all about. What was the reason for his birth? Why was he placed upon this earth? His giant brain went round and round. Alas, no answer could be found. Till suddenly one wondrous night. All in a flash he saw the light. He jumped up like a ballet dancer And yelled, 'By gum, I've got the answer! ' 'They want my bacon slice by slice 'To sell at a tremendous price! 'They want my tender juicy chops 'To put in all the butcher's shops! 'They want my pork to make a roast 'And that's the part'll cost the most! 'They want my sausages in strings! 'They even want my chitterlings! 'The butcher's shop! The carving knife! 'That is the reason for my life! ' Such thoughts as these are not designed To give a pig great piece of mind. Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland, A pail of pigswill in his hand, And piggy with a mighty roar, Bashes the farmer to the floor… Now comes the rather grisly bit So let's not make too much of it, Except that you must understand That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland, He ate him up from head to toe, Chewing the pieces nice and slow. It took an hour to reach the feet, Because there was so much to eat, And when he finished, Pig, of course, Felt absolutely no remorse. Slowly he scratched his brainy head And with a little smile he said, 'I had a fairly powerful hunch 'That he might have me for his lunch. 'And so, because I feared the worst, 'I thought I'd better eat him first.'
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Back from orientation
I think I've fallen in love with Ohio State's campus; there's so much to explore
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's the nut of a specific kind of tree (usually just called a buckeye tree) native to Ohio
Punch reality in the gut until it learns to sit down and shut up. Anything is possible, have no fear of being wrong or messing up or regretting doing things. Do the things you want to do, because it is time to kick reason to the curb and be awesome!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've never heard it called a conker before, but then, I live in Ohio, so I'm not exactly a representative sample. :P
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...I'm surprised we don't do that here, given my state's obsession with the things.
On Wednesday, I went over to next door and played with my cousin. We played Sonic Adventure 2 on his GameCube just like we did all the time as kids. I absolutely loved it, he absolutely loved it, we both agreed that its been too many years since the days when we routinely went over and played during the summer.
But he has high school band either today, yesterday, or Tommorrow, and I can't play on whichever day that is; and I'm worried that I can't ask to play because he's grown up and has a life and secretly hates me and I will never know when I've overstayed my welcome and he has other friends unlike back in elementary school, and I don't think he wants to play every day for those hours that we played as kids and that we played on Wednesday and enjoyed so much and what if he is lying about missing spending time with me and enjoying my company?
I mean, he seems to be just as bored this summer as I, and we can play other games and do other things but what if he secretly hates me, or worse, what if he doesn't hate me but I just overstay my welcome and he gets sick of me?
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mood music
which is odd, since i enjoy writing reports from my place of work, which is a lab
but not lab reports
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
or uh do you mean just being kind of a prat about stuff you own
my god i hate this lab
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i guess it's kind of humorous that i picked berkeley, now that i think about it
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The Pig
In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.
What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, 'By gum, I've got the answer! '
'They want my bacon slice by slice
'To sell at a tremendous price!
'They want my tender juicy chops
'To put in all the butcher's shops!
'They want my pork to make a roast
'And that's the part'll cost the most!
'They want my sausages in strings!
'They even want my chitterlings!
'The butcher's shop! The carving knife!
'That is the reason for my life! '
Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great piece of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grisly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.
Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
'I had a fairly powerful hunch
'That he might have me for his lunch.
'And so, because I feared the worst,
'I thought I'd better eat him first.'
why do I have to be up so early? and my clothes are damp.
this should be illegal, I'd not wish this on anyone.
I hope it goes well, I'm nervous
$ sudo gparted
$ sudo gparted
$ sudo gparted
$ sudo gparted
$ sudo gparted
$ sudo gparted
$ sudo gparted
$ sudo gparted
$ sudo gparted
surely I'm being punished for something
It looks like a conker.
EDIT: ...And Google says it is a conker.
Over here we have a game involving putting a string through them and hitting them against an opponent's conker by pulling back on it.
On Wednesday, I went over to next door and played with my cousin. We played Sonic Adventure 2 on his GameCube just like we did all the time as kids. I absolutely loved it, he absolutely loved it, we both agreed that its been too many years since the days when we routinely went over and played during the summer.
But he has high school band either today, yesterday, or Tommorrow, and I can't play on whichever day that is; and I'm worried that I can't ask to play because he's grown up and has a life and secretly hates me and I will never know when I've overstayed my welcome and he has other friends unlike back in elementary school, and I don't think he wants to play every day for those hours that we played as kids and that we played on Wednesday and enjoyed so much and what if he is lying about missing spending time with me and enjoying my company?
I mean, he seems to be just as bored this summer as I, and we can play other games and do other things but what if he secretly hates me, or worse, what if he doesn't hate me but I just overstay my welcome and he gets sick of me?