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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That seems vaguely familiar to me and I don't know why.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also HBO dropped this a few months ago:



    The uploader says not to watch it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I watched it anyway because I am naughty
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *shaves CentralAvenue bald*
  • that seems like an awfully cruel thing to do to a horse
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...AU gives out some rather weird punishments.

    Probably 'cause he knows I would just enjoy being beaten
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have never really liked these. Franklin County adopted them as the standard style of city/township boundary sign around 2000 or so, starting with the replacement of many signs to update the name of the county engineer.

    Around the same time, the City of Worthington started using Times New Roman Bold on all of their street name signs. Aside from looking tacky, it makes them hard to read at any decent speed--it would be ok for residential streets, but they use them for everything.
  • I thought that post was Aon's the first time I saw it.

    I can't recognize Haven unless I see his name or see him on fire
  • edited 2011-08-22 21:12:12
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    The puns don't tip you off?

    Although even though I was Kanayaing long before she was, and in fact my Kanayaing is why she got into the series, I still sometimes have that same reaction to my own posts

    Aondeug just ruins everything. How I loathe her.
  • edited 2011-08-22 21:15:11
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ca you so kinky.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've been reading over that again and again and I still can't find the pun.

    ^ Damn straight! :P
  • edited 2011-09-03 05:27:27
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

    "Gamzee was set up as a fear-inspiring presence, so he can supernaturally controll fear."

    :o)

  • edited 2011-08-22 21:24:19
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^You and I should switch minds for a while.

    ^I thought that was a typo.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I didn't notice it, but if I had I would have assumed it was a typo.
    You and I should switch minds for a while.
    Why do you say that?
  • Ah, once again I fall victim to Ponie's Law, I suppose.

    (I think it was a typo to begin with, but I think it was made as a result of the same semiotic confusion from which puns arise. Anyway, I left it in once I noticed it.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No one commented on my sign, so I'll post it here instead:

    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That makes me think of when I thought it would be fun to run a grocery store out of the kitchen.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I used to think it would be fun to run the house as a restaurant.

    I even planned to use the windows in the family room as a drive-thru.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember imagining the two downstairs windows in the backyard as drive-thru windows...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yep, that's pretty much what I had in mind.

    At one point my brother and I would even stand around with one person inside, and the other person outside, and walk between the two windows taking orders and handing out imaginary food.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I never did that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know at one point I wanted to make street names for every hallway and room in the house and post signs, but my mother wouldn't let me.
  • edited 2011-08-22 23:25:04
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    I should give this to Loid as an avatar

    Although I guess the flavor text isn't exactly in the picture, so that wouldn't make sense.
  • edited 2011-08-22 23:45:03
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For some reason I wonder what Gold and Calcium's living situations should be. Roommates? Siblings? Pen-pals? E-friends?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I kinda wonder that myself.

    For some reason earlier I found myself picturing them as siblings, even though our relationship isn't very sibling-y.

    ...What gender is Calcium, anyway?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    He/she displays an interest in feminine things, so I guess female.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We didn't make sockpuppets, no. They're just the stars of a webcomic that doesn't actually exist.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember when a lot of us had element-style avatars, though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember being hesitant to ask AU to make me a "Ca" because I didn't know him very well at the time and I didn't want to come off as too demanding.

    Weird, that was over a year ago now...
  • I never had one, but it seems people return to using them periodically.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm not even going to dignify that one with a response

    ...*realizes she's tying a response*

    DAMMIT
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Because nostalgia.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder if I'll ever re-read this thread out of nostalgia.

    ...

    *smacks future CentralAvenue with a stop sign*
  • You Sure Do Seem To Be Smacking People With Stop Signs
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Let's all form a firm that will buy COLUMBIA-TRISTAR
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason I imagine that Calcium keeps a stop sign handy that she likes to threaten people with. Then Gold always has to rip it out of her hands before she gets a chance to use it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is it in hammerspace?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sure, let's go with that.

    ...You need to draw these characters at some point
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ALLCAPS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    OKAY!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BATMAN
  • edited 2011-08-23 02:19:38
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was making a reference.

    It's ironic and hipster
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm reading old real Heap posts.

    Why do I still think "MY BABY PEE PEE DOLL WON't PEE" is funny?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    1. This thread's origins are weird

    2. I apparently still think it's funny too, because I laughed out loud upon reading your post.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What would happen if we showed this forum to people 200 years ago?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We would be executed for practicing witchcraft
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