You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I don't think I've ever slept for 11 hours straight
I've definitely slept for 11 hours with interruptions, though
Some days I have this thing where I wake up every three or four hours only to fall asleep again almost immediately and it SUCKS ASS because by the second or third time I just want to be UP AND OUT OF BED but nuh-uh, says my body
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Longest I've slept for without interruption was 13 hours.
I got home from a team building weekend with my Sixth Form, and had 11 hours sleep over two days. When I got home, I was asleep by 8pm, and woke up at 9am the next day.
When I first created the Cracked thread, so long ago, I did not forsee it's future of being an endless whine fest for neckbeards angry at their clickbait site expressing the most mild social justice positions imaginable.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well, at least whoever set that up was nice enough to provide us with the materials to strangle him with.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Those are commercial-grade switches and routers.
I'd expect someone who does that kind of thing for a living to be a bit more...professional with the way they run wiring.
Also, I'm pretty sure that's the very definition of a knot.
Except it's not tangled, each wire is clearly separate, and any single wire could be easily removed.
Oh, wait, you are the sort of people who scoff at windows vista and have computers with more than ten gigabytes, of course this sort of technology use would disappoint you.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Just because you're using cables doesn't mean it has to be a fucking mess.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I used to be completely anal about the cables behind my TV stand
I'd gather up all the excess and secure it into nice little loops with zip ties
I quit doing that after the second time we switched cable providers, though >_>
Ribs and liquid and begging Beg me Beg me garbage Brought you here to beg Beg me human Sometimes I am alive Alive sometimes You're in your place I put you there With no heart Flounder human Seize your tongue The begging stops Sometimes I control Control I king of garbage In control King human Alive I brought you here With no heart Garbage Ribs and liquid and begging Beg me I'll take your heart Beg me you garbage Beg me tongueless human Washtub and acid and bleach Clean my heart I am demon and human and garbage and heartless And human Demon you brought me here with no heart Sometimes I am king of garbage King human I brought you here alive with no heart Down the drain
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I got home from a team building weekend with my Sixth Form, and had 11 hours sleep over two days. When I got home, I was asleep by 8pm, and woke up at 9am the next day.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Is this what Hell looks like?
What? What's wrong with it?
Not all of us can afford fancy wireless stuff.
It has all the wires in one place and not in a knot.
To see where a wire goes, you'd just have to jiggle it.
Except it's not tangled, each wire is clearly separate, and any single wire could be easily removed.
Oh, wait, you are the sort of people who scoff at windows vista and have computers with more than ten gigabytes, of course this sort of technology use would disappoint you.
Yes, I'm being completely sincere here.
reading that sentence aloud "an Xbox" seems correct, so i am writing it as such
because even though X is a consonant, it is pronounced as though it were a word beginning with the letter E, which is a vowel.
Pagers now have inherent comic value
But, anyways, could you guys stop swearing?
Beg me
Beg me garbage
Brought you here to beg
Beg me human
Sometimes I am alive
Alive sometimes
You're in your place
I put you there
With no heart
Flounder human
Seize your tongue
The begging stops
Sometimes I control
Control
I king of garbage
In control
King human
Alive
I brought you here
With no heart
Garbage
Ribs and liquid and begging
Beg me
I'll take your heart
Beg me you garbage
Beg me tongueless human
Washtub and acid and bleach
Clean my heart
I am demon and human and garbage and heartless
And human
Demon you brought me here with no heart
Sometimes I am king of garbage
King human
I brought you here alive with no heart
Down the drain
I'm proud of myself, kinda
but it's fine anyway
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
sorry Aliroz
Both are worth playing
Yarrun, this is essential to understanding humanity and Aliroz.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead