The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Chef & Waiterman Classics:

    chef...what are you doing

    oh god waiterman you're here 
    you can help me hang this new banner

    why are you hanging a nanner shecf?

    for, advertising, stupid

    but you're putting it right over top of the part that says "Five Singers R Esusartn"!

    that's lokay, nobody who knows the name of this place wants to eat here anyway

    chef, what's this batnner ieven say?

    it says "PIPIP LONGSTONCIKSIN's FATVORITE EASTING ESTABLSHMENT"

    chef, pippi longstocksing is a fictional characters 
    and i'm pretty sure she never went to lakewood, ohio

    but can you prove it?

    yes 
    i have all the piip loongstocking bookts in my car

    ...waiter, an, why do you have those?

    i use them wo weigh down my Honda wever since you took out the bakc seat

    oh right, because i used your backseat to replae that one booth in therestuarnt

    the one you set on fire?

    no, the one i traded for that bpack of gum

    oh, right

    i don't think the reasutarnt owner even noticed!

    really? 'cause she docked your pa for a month

    N Ever mind that, help me hang this banner

    che, f be carefuls

    OW

    oh god, are you oka?

    Yes 
    I clearly meant to staple my habnd

    why would you do that?

    i'm a masochist 
    it's on my birth certificate, even

  • ALSO something I just thought of: TvT is a pretty good way to familiarize yourself with many important pieces of media and some basic concepts therein. It's somewhat superficial, but as an introduction it is relatively functional I think.
  • edited 2014-07-13 21:48:22
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lee4hmz said:

    Fem!Dipper? That's running very close to Mabel/Mabel selfcest...

    You're injecting logic into my incest shipping again

    That only works when it's compiled with the --make-sense flag
  • what would Centralia's national ideas be in EU4
  • But I understand William Blake! You were a poet! And a painter! And now, you are a killer of white men!
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Has anyone watched ROTOR?

    It's a B-movie terminator ripoff that is infinitely more fun than it has any right to be.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    But I understand William Blake! You were a poet! And a painter! And now, you are a killer of white men!

    Good movie
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    La Mulana is a game where you have to buy the map reader, the ability to save, and the ability to read most signs. You also have to solve a puzzle to get the thing that plays a tone when you solve a puzzle.

    I thought Wonderful 101 making you buy the dodge and block moves was bad.
  • I will give Pokemon teams when I return from my adventure.
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    La Mulana is a game where you have to buy the map reader, the ability to save, and the ability to read most signs. You also have to solve a puzzle to get the thing that plays a tone when you solve a puzzle.
    i played La-Mulana for five minutes before I deleted it, emptied the bin and sandblasted my hard drive to remove all traces forever
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    La Mulana is a game where you have to buy the map reader, the ability to save, and the ability to read most signs. You also have to solve a puzzle to get the thing that plays a tone when you solve a puzzle.
    i played La-Mulana for five minutes before I deleted it, emptied the bin and sandblasted my hard drive to remove all traces forever
    'kay
  • White Castle is What You Crave

    unless:
    - you don't seem to like it, like my family
    - Friendly's is an option, like my family hoped
    - you had it last night, like me (and my sibs, despite their pleas to the contrary)
  • White Castle food is the worst food in the universe that isn't actively spoiled.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    obv. it's what you brave
  • I feel like I have terrible taste for actually enjoying it

    then again, I associate it with nostalgia for the time when I actually lived in New Jersey so said enjoyment is probably just me fooling myself
  • edited 2014-07-13 22:24:17

    i cannot stand most seafood so im not saying that i have the best taste in food or anything
  • if nothing else, folding the boxes on top of each other before throwing them away is always fun

    I managed to hit a new record with 6 boxes before I gave up
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I had it once, in 1999, and to be honest it wasn't that bad...tasted a bit like a small McDonald's hamburger.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    ERROR

    The request could not be satisfied.


    Dammit, Wikifoundries, please stop being robust :P
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Hey Kexruct, when you return, mind giving me a team please? I'm pretty curious.
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-07-13 22:26:43
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    naney said:

    i cannot stand most seafood so im not saying that i have the best taste in food or anything

    shhh, you're fine

    If anything it was the reaction that my sibs had to it that made me feel so, because I suggested both Friendly's and WC since neither one is in North Cack but the rents picked WC and everyone was pissed
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    naney said:

    i cannot stand most seafood so im not saying that i have the best taste in food or anything

    but how cat if not fish
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Odradek said:

    naney said:

    i cannot stand most seafood so im not saying that i have the best taste in food or anything

    but how cat if not fish
    clearly he's a FAKE CAT BOY
  • you take that back
  • image

    naney is not one of these

    ergo, he is the real deal
  • speaking of, I love Broadway but I will never understand the appeal of Cats

    There's "stupid-looking" musicals (like, say, Avenue Q), and then there is that show
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why am i watching happy tree friends
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tre said:

    speaking of, I love Broadway but I will never understand the appeal of Cats

    There's "stupid-looking" musicals (like, say, Avenue Q), and then there is that show

    Magical Mr. Mistofolees
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    eggs
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Odradek said:

    I mean, I saw goons going "How can you hope to categorize something as surprising and original as fiction" and "Tropers are like auditors from Discworld!" which is just silly

    The claim that troping is ruining fiction, is roughly analogous to the claim that binomial nomenclature is ruining biology.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Does this mean we need to start worrying about Fast Linnaeus? :D
  • well, it isn't really.

    but this is a discussion that makes me so weary just bringing the old talking points to mind that i shall let it rest.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    lee4hmz said:

    Does this mean we need to start worrying about Fast Linnaeus? :D

    he believed there were four species of human
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    why am i watching happy tree friends

    There have been times when I contemplated buying Mondo

    Rocky and Bullwinkle, Splendid and Lumpy
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    imho skip mondo and buy zombocom
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It seems I'm in that mood I used to get a lot back in 2011 where I want violence and cartoons and sweets

    This hasn't happened in quite some time

    It's nice to see it again, actually
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Lilly said:

    imho skip mondo and buy zombocom

    are you saying that Mondo and Happy Tree Friends are relics of another era
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    man remember the one where Lumpy got caught under that tree
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Anonus said:

    Lilly said:

    imho skip mondo and buy zombocom

    are you saying that Mondo and Happy Tree Friends are relics of another era
    i'm saying that you can do anything at zombocom
  • kill living beings
    mondo medical
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mondo topless
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