The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Dio
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nothing is true, all is permitted
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    All is true, nothing is permitted.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fascist
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    And if you see your mom this weekend, be sure to tell her
    SATANSATANSATANSATANSATAN
  • kill living beings
    son,
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas
  • image

    well that's not something I expected to see.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    nothing is true, all is permitted


    Hassan-i-Sabbah meets dark ambient industrial black metal.
  • I went to a friend's house for a party and they were all watching a furry dance competition it was bizarre but mostly it was boring by dint of being a dance competition.
  • nothing is true, all is permitted


    Hassan-i-Sabbah meets dark ambient industrial black metal.
    hmm, i'm pretty sure this is the first time you've shown me a metal band i've never heard of before

    cool beanz
  • kill living beings
    hot... hot
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    I went to a friend's house for a party and they were all watching a furry dance competition it was bizarre but mostly it was boring by dint of being a dance competition.

    Heh.

    naney said:

    hmm, i'm pretty sure this is the first time you've shown me a metal band i've never heard of before

    cool beanz

    I know of L'Acephale mainly through their covering Current 93's "Sleep Has His House" in full-on retches-and-blast-beats style on the same album.

    I wasn't especially into it when I first heard it, but I wasn't into metal in general then. It's an interesting LP, if very long-winded.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sit around in a blaze orange safety vest just to make my dad ask why I'm wearing it: Y/N?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Change that to "because why not" and it's a solid Y.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Dad doesn't actually seem to be around right now anyway, which is strange
  • kill living beings
    here lies some asshole
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Observation: the cameras on iPhones don't seem to be able to pick up infrared light the way most digital cameras can.

    How bizarre.
  • Since I'll be getting my paycheck soon what's a good computer that'll last me a few years for about 500ish bucks
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > implying a single paycheck for a part-time job will be 500 bucks
  • buy used like i did, try to find something that cost $1000+ a few years back
  • edited 2014-07-13 03:12:34
    ^^That wasn't my intended implication; it'll be around... 250-300 dollars but I DO plan on saving it, yannow.

    ^My worry is that the computer will come pre-bloated; like, my biggest issue with my other computer is that it's a clunky-ass thing from like four years ago that was used by three different people with conflicting interests and as such the downloads piled on and on until it was barely functional. And I have NO idea how to take care of a computer.
    Although resetting is always an option. Hrm. That should've been obvious.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Can't you find ways to delete bloatware?
  • Yeah, you're right. I wonder what I could do to find computers that used to be in the avenue of 1000 bucks, but I worry that a hard reset would also take away the stuff that made them useful and valuable in the first place.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A "hard reset" here would basically just mean wiping the hard disk and reinstalling Windows, no? Pretty straightforward, if a bit tedious...but if you got a new computer, you'd end up having to install a bunch of stuff anyway.
  • I'm

    not good with computers >_>
  • I have spent the past several hours reading this.

    It's quite gripping if you like American history and can forgive the spelling mistakes.

  • It's one of those AARs where the ahistory is mostly to justify in-game
    events, but he simply does it so well. And it's really not that
    implausible, in that he doesn't have a vastly divergent foreign policy
    of conquering Canada/Mexico/the world as you see in most AARs (no matter
    how written). Some of the stuff I liked:



    * The American Party actually captures the presidency for two terms. The
    U.S.-Mexican War analogue happens under the Know-Nothings'
    administration.



    * Instead of expanding the hell out of the U.S., it basically just has
    OTL U.S., plus 54'-40'; apparently the game does that a lot and has the
    Brits back down.



    * There's a Free City of Austin, leading to two Texan states- north, and
    south. The Southern one (which contained Austin) is free, the northern
    one, slave.



    * A group of "Young Hegelians" settle in Florida, ending up founding its biggest city and later capital.



    * The U.S. is involved in the United States of Central America pre-Civil
    War, and after. Indeed, during the middle of the intervention, the
    Civil War occurs, and U.S. expeditionary forces in the USCA are divided
    in half. How cool is that?



    * The U.S. goes to war with Sardinia-Piedmont at one point because of the latter's involvement in Mexico.



    * Reconstruction is vastly different (Lincoln wasn't ever president, and
    the Texases did not secede with the South, for one thing). The Klan are
    dissolved, and at one point one of the post-Klan supremacist
    associations fights the Knights of Columbus in Richmond because a black
    Catholic is killed.



    * Currently it's the analogue of the U.S.-Spanish War. The French are
    involved. But it's not Ameriwank, because Baltimore just got burned
    down.



    * Other than all that, and the very different party politics system,
    it's pretty much just a few heartbeats away from OTL. Which makes it all
    the more cool.



    * Also, the research is impressive, the elections and maps well-made,
    the writing is top-notch- what's not to like? And Sardinia.

    The Frecnh burned Baltimore? Or the Spainsih?
  • edited 2014-07-13 03:51:34
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How I do it:

    • Download the driver installers for your hardware to an external drive. (You want to do this first because you'll kick yourself if you end up with no wireless driver later on.)
    • Pop in the Windows disc and boot from it.
    • Install Windows. The installer should let you format the hard disk, erasing all the old data.
    • Boot it up. Install your hardware drivers, then connect to the internet and download the essentials (web browsers, antivirus, etc.)


    And...that's about it.

    The first step, actually, would be "back up anything you want to keep", but (a) you should be doing that regularly anyway and (b) we're talking about a newly acquired computer, so it's not like you'd have anything yet...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    hakuna matata
  • I could really use someone to talk to, briefly.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    You still there?
  • yes but mostly I just want to sleep right now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm here

    I'm watching Cattanooga Cats, Hanna-Barbera's attempt to cash in on psychedelia
  • sometimes I'm afraid I'm gonna die one of these nights and no one will ever know
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Wouldn't someone come into your room and find your dead body though? I think we'd notice if you suddenly vanished...
  • I think I'd just be gone and no one would remember I were here.

    maybe it'd be better that way. I never did like to hurt anyone.
  • I'm just going to go away and stop being stupid now

    maybe I'll feel better when I wake up
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hopefully you will!

    Good night.
  • I think I'd just be gone and no one would remember I were here.

    maybe it'd be better that way. I never did like to hurt anyone.

    :/

    The hurting bit's inevitable. As long as you've made an impact in someone's live, there's going to be a vacuum. And you have made an impact here.
  • edited 2014-07-13 06:00:51
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    "Wizards represent all that the true 'Muggle' most fears: They are plainly outcasts and comfortable with being so. Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit!"
    —J. K. Rowling
    wait what

    they were meant to be outcasts
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That's probably why they broke off from Muggle society in the first place!
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Yeah but like. You can't be an outcast now if nobody knows you exist. You can't be outcast from something if nobody knows you exist. There's nothing to be cast out from.

    They built their own "lunar theme park" with blackjack and hookers, and they've been doing okay.

    England shipped off their convicts to a continent somewhere, and the descendants of those folks are what we call "Australians." You can't call those people criminals.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Like I'm all for magical people being a subversive, dangerous element in the world they inhabit just because they exist, and I've seen those done well.

    But you can't be a misfit when you have a powerful establishment to fit in with.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Exactly!
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