The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • kill living beings
    the author is a huge fan of american zombies, it's great. he did some promotional comic for a day of the dead release or whatever
  • kill living beings
    we need to get out of here. your vagina is haunted


  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    i had to go visit my dad in the ER after he got a bad blow to the head 

    he's alright
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That's good...
  • edited 2014-07-12 05:34:52
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I can't actually think of a piece of visual horror media that doesn't use jump scares at least once. I mean, even Silent Hill, a series known for its psychological horror approach, uses them from time to time.
  • edited 2014-07-12 10:26:49
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    if no god, then you believe that nobody + nothing = breads

    checkmate athetits
  • kill living beings

    I can't actually think of a piece of visual horror media that doesn't use jump scares at least once. I mean, even Silent Hill, a series known for its psychological horror approach, uses them from time to time.

    comics can't and so don't, in my experience
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Or books
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Wait visual
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the inability of books to use jump scares is an example of their inherent superiority

    checkmate checkmaters
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, I kinda feel like the final battle between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith sums up everything that's wrong with the prequels.

    We already know what the outcome will be going into it--Obi-Wan will "win" but let Anakin live because he's an idiot--so any semblance of actual tension is completely lost. So instead, the filmmakers try to keep you engaged with this over-the-top fight choreography and visual effects, and yeah, it's just kinda lame.


  • you hold the lightsaber between your teeth but you don't press the button that turns it on, it's a metaphor, see
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    knowing the outcome in advance never bothered me about anything
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    squishy
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    To be fair, I thought it was cool how that fight in episode three wasn't sped up, because the actors had gotten that fast.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't want to go to work but I guess I have to
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I don't want to go to work but I guess I have to

    How I feel most days

    Thankfully today is my day off though
  • edited 2014-07-12 13:35:30
    kill living beings
    image

    me atm
  • http://imgur.com/a/VWzz9

    Jägermeister more like Yiffermeister
  • Bored out of my fucking mind.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    image

    me atm

    nice gekidan inu curry you got goin on
  • Tools said:

    Bored out of my fucking mind.

    Game Grumps is a pretty good boredom killer.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    This is stilll the greatest page on the Internet
    http://en.meemi.info/index.php/List_of_Prööt_prällällää_derivatives
  • kill living beings
    help tbh
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, the geek social fallacies. I think it's a rather simplistic list, and reads rather like something written for employee relationships. Sort of seven-habits like.

    For example, the one of "friendship before all / loyalty". If you only have one redeeming trait, loyalty is a pretty awesome one. Sacrificing work and worldly success for friendship? Interestingly, the description implies that Romantic love is an acceptable thing to sacrifice work and worldly success for, but not Platonic. I agree that loyalty without any other functional or good qualities is not the way to be a functional or happy person, but that could be said of any trait. Why loyalty was picked instead of any other virtue eludes me.

    I guess in a work environment, a bunch of synergizing coworkers who care about one another but not enough to jeopardize their career or position on the ladder of bureaucracy is what is desired. Not stuff like strong loyalty or a Watterson-esque unwillingness to compromise on the things you are irrational about.

    As for the "Friends don't criticize friends" one, it just came off as "you can't get upset if I criticize you.". A real friend will support you and also stop you when you're about to do something terrible or stupid. A real friend will accept that you and he/she disagree. You can have different values and thing that your friend is crazy to think the way he/she does, but when it's important, you'll find it in yourself to stand up to your friend. You stand up for your friend, but also sometimes to your friend.

    I just think the author of that list doesnt realize how valid and genuinely helping-become-an-awesome-person friendship can be. Sometimes, it's worth putting up with stuff that bugs you.
  • Aliroz said:

    So, the geek social fallacies. I think it's a rather simplistic list, and reads rather like something written for employee relationships.

    yes
  • Sat on the sofa with my laptop, listening to Ke$ha, waiting for the parentals to get home.
  • edited 2014-07-12 15:46:55
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anyways, Siggy, I have just found out, has two Baneslayer Angels in his deck. 

    Also, I learned that First Strike only works on the very first blocker, which means First Strike is worthless.
  • i want chocolate chip cookies
  • i wonder if there's any way you could work orangina and jagermeister into a cocktail
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    Color Pie Question! In the past you
    talked about Capitalism being black. Can it be green because it is
    about the natural market order and growth of the capital?

    (Courtesy of MaRo's Tumblr.)

  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Mark Rosewater, head designer of MtG. He runs an ask tumblr.
  • Capitalism can be green too, in the sense of the nasty-brutish-and-short state-of-nature sort of unregulated unfettered moneymaking desire that some people like to see.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tried to beat Siggy.

    Tried thirty four times with Slivers, failed thirty times.

    Tried one time with Avacyn, beat him one time with Avacyn.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    No, it's pretty black.
    (MaRo's response, for the record.)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh yeah, beat SIggy and took no damage.

    Then, my next game, I beat Girundar and took no damage with Garruk.
  • kill living beings

    Capitalism can be green too, in the sense of the nasty-brutish-and-short state-of-nature sort of unregulated unfettered moneymaking desire that some people like to see.

    this view of nature is, thankfully, wrong. crap like sears' CEO is no real reflection of living organisms
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I am hungry, so I am eating.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I Have No Mouth And I Must Eat.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • I spent most of today at my cousin's birthday party.

    Any time the Dutch, German, Czech, and Russian parts of the family get together, things get interesting.
  • edited 2014-07-12 18:01:46
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I love how everyone who played The Sims 1 seemed to eventually came to that realization that you don't really need a house and you can easily just buy an empty lot and fill it with a bunch of cool stuff.
  • also there was a professional cosplayer (I really have no idea what else to call it) that came and was dressed up as the princess from Frozen.

    The blonde one, I forget their names.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Queen Elsa of Arendelle
  • Yeah that one.

    My cousin really likes Frozen.
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