The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 15:49:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Okay, at least half of these cards are playable. The others I can at least give to friends who might find them useful.
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-07-10 15:54:01

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Jace, the Living Terrible.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 16:12:46

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Jace, the Not Appearing In This Set.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 16:20:09

  isn't it Jace, the Wallet Reaper?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 16:20:50

  ∴ Jace = Gaben
  
  Q.E.D.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-07-10 16:21:21

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Jace, the Not Appearing In This Set.

  What a completely inconceivable concept. How could you dare even suggest such a thing?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 16:26:47

  alternatively
  
  jace is an avatar of gaben
  
• Tre

  2014-07-10 16:59:34

  
  

  Lord British
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 17:03:45

  Victor the Viper
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-10 18:00:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Aquamentus
• Buttwangs

  2014-07-10 18:15:38

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  The more I hear myself talk the more I think I sound like an anarchist... I don't know that's a good thing or not...
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-10 18:33:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Anarchy has its charm for sure.
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-10 18:40:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 19:08:36

  P. Diddy Kong
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-10 19:49:00

  
  

  first gym thing was something
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 20:32:27

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  glennmagusharvey said:

  isn't it Jace, the Wallet Reaper?
  

  Haven't heard that one before. There's Walletslayer Angel, but she's a different breed of broken.

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Jace, the Not Appearing In This Set.

  What a completely inconceivable concept. How could you dare even suggest such a thing?
  

  I'm just saying, Mind Sculptor against Apex Predator ends poorly
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 20:34:58

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Now I remember why I chose that specific Wal-Mart for that specific reason.

  
  

  Two years ago, I managed to find an unopened Apocalypse booster pack (which was 11 years old when I found it). I was hoping that I might get lucky next time.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 21:15:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Got to kill two planeswalkers with Apex Predator on Cockatrice. 

  
  

  Still lost the game, but nuking Jace the Mind Sculptor is satisfying nonetheless
• Odradek

  2014-07-10 21:33:19

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  

  ShitThatDidn'tHappen.JPG
• Obā-san

  2014-07-10 21:53:17

  
  

  
  
  YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  
• Buttwangs

  2014-07-10 21:54:54

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  Odradek said:

  

  
  

  ShitThatDidn'tHappen.JPG

  Good thing that word was censored, I almost got offended!
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-10 21:57:09

  
  

  Odradek said:

  

  
  

  Sh*tThatDidn'tHappen.JPG

  ftfy
  
• Odradek

  2014-07-10 21:59:41

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Well it was on the glass of a good burger/ice cream place so we cannot have people getting offended.
• Buttwangs

  2014-07-10 22:02:32

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  good thing that * was there
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:06:01 edited 2014-07-10 22:07:27

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Oh, you don't like swearing, either? Sweet!
  
  Let's be not-swearing buddies, Byakuren!
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 22:12:32

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-10 22:16:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  be alert
  
  the world needs more lerts
  
• Calica

  2014-07-10 22:20:02

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Aliroz said:

  Oh, you don't like swearing, either? Sweet!
  
  Let's be not-swearing buddies, Byakuren!

  only if she can have her weed out around you
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:25:12

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Be aware.
  
  Be agile.
  
  Be abarticular.
  
  Be amazing.
  
  Be aligned.
  
  Be awesome.
  
  Be adunc.
  
  Be Another.
  
  Be aimed.
  
  Be annomimation.
  
  Be able.
  
  Be Airy.
• Hexartes

  2014-07-10 22:27:48

  Punch Out!!, now there's a game I need to replay.

  
  

  Both the Wii version and the NES version. Fun fact: I can beat Mr. Sandman blindfolded.
• Hexartes

  2014-07-10 22:28:06

  No one ever seems to be impressed with that other than me tho ;_;
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:29:05 edited 2014-07-10 22:30:08

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Kexruct said:

  Punch Out!!, now there's a game I need to replay.

  
  

  Both the Wii version and the NES version. Fun fact: I can beat Mr. Sandman blindfolded.

  
  Wait, really?
  
  Cool.
  
  So, is it the sounds, or timing, or muscle memory?
• Buttwangs

  2014-07-10 22:32:16

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  Aliroz said:

  Oh, you don't like swearing, either? Sweet!
  
  Let's be not-swearing buddies, Byakuren!

  If only you heard me talk in real life ^_^;
  I swear like sailor...
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:33:18

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Byakuren said:

  Aliroz said:

  Oh, you don't like swearing, either? Sweet!
  
  Let's be not-swearing buddies, Byakuren!

  If only you heard me talk in real life ^_^;
  I swear like sailor...
  

  
  Oh, you were being sarcastic?
  
  Drat.
• Odradek

  2014-07-10 22:33:58

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Wonderful 101 has a boss fight where they literally just kinda recreate Punch Out.

  
  With giant robots in an active volcano because Wonderful 101.
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-10 22:34:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I remember when my cousin beat Mike Tyson in Punch-Out
  
  he ran around the house shouting "I DID IT I FINALLY DID IT"
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:35:50

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I'm easily impressed by videogames. I couldn't even beat Super Mario Galaxy, or Radiant Dawn on easiest mode.
• Odradek

  2014-07-10 22:36:08

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Imipolex G said:

  I remember when my cousin beat Mike Tyson Mr. Dream in Punch-Out
  
  he ran around the house shouting "I DID IT I FINALLY DID IT"
  

  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-10 22:38:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Odradek said:

  Imipolex G said:

  I remember when my cousin beat Mike Tyson Mr. Dream Sandman in Punch-Out
  
  he ran around the house shouting "I DID IT I FINALLY DID IT"
  

  
  

  
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:40:36

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I use guides and cheats, on easiest mode, and still have a hard time with videogames.
  
  I can't beat Barbarian Betrothal without using the trick.
  
  And I will never beat La Niche Triste without the "black death" cheat.
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:41:48

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Odradek said:

  Imipolex G said:

  I remember when my cousin beat Mike Tyson Mr. Dream Sandman Glass Joe in Punch-Out
  
  he ran around the house shouting "I DID IT I FINALLY DID IT"
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:42:02

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Triplepost.
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-10 22:42:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Princess Jeanette's Centralia Adventure

  
  

  
  

  
  © 1993 Alicorn Interactive
  
  NEW GAME
  
  RESUME GAME
  
  OPTIONS
  
  EXIT TO DOS
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 22:43:36

  > NEW GAME
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-10 22:43:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  naw man it was Mike Tyson
  
  they don't want you to remember it, but he was in there
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-10 22:44:11

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  > © 1993 Alicorn Interactive
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 22:44:47

  Kexruct said:

  Punch Out!!, now there's a game I need to replay.

  
  

  Both the Wii version and the NES version. Fun fact: I can beat Mr. Sandman blindfolded.

  Someone did a blindfolded speedrun of NES Punch Out!! for AGDQ 2014, I think.
  
• Odradek

  2014-07-10 22:45:57

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Imipolex G said:

  naw man it was Mike Tyson
  
  they don't want you to remember it, but he was in there
  

  I'M ALEXANDER THE GREAT
  
  YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER IMI
  
  MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS, MY DEFENSES ARE IMPREGNABLE
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-10 22:56:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Aliroz said:

  > © 1993 Alicorn Interactive

  You know, I briefly had my Tumblr theme set up so that clicking the copyright notice would take you to a "hidden" page

  
  

  This was lost when I changed themes and I couldn't be arsed to bring it back, though
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-10 23:00:33

  here we go